~Ur ticket has been confirmed~

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friend_16

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Pakistan, Pakistan
Your ticket has been confirmed!


Ticket type:
One-way
Price: Absolutely free (booking confirmed)

Passenger Details
Name:One of the 'children of Adam'
Origins:From clay
Address: Planet earth

Conditions Of Travel:
Departure: from life on earth
Destination: eternal life
Stop-over: hotel (2 meters under the ground, for one person)
Duration of flight: from couple of seconds to several millions of years
Departure time: Time of death (exact time is unknown, but it can happen earlier than expected)
Arrival time: On the Judgment Day (not specified in the timetable)

Information About Interrogation:
On the arrival to the hotel (grave): incorruptible
Auditors - two angels: Munkar & Nakir, will immediately start questioning. Three questions will be asked:
1)Who is your God?
2)Who is your prophet?
3)What is your religion?
Questions will follow about your life on earth. For more information, refer to 27th Aya of Sura "Ibrahim" of the Holy Quran.

Luggage:
Despite the fact that the airplane transfers only one passenger at a time, there are some restrictions on the amount of baggage that you can take with you:
1) You can take with you 5 meters of white cloth
2) Any items of material life of earth are strictly forbidden.
3) Realistic luggage should consist of good deeds, modest behavior and of well spent time on calling people to Islam.

Important instructions:
All the passengers should remember that tickets are not exchangeable or refundable.
This journey is compulsory for representatives of all races, nationalities, religions and of all ages.
Delays are not stipulated.

Captain:
Angel of Death will not compromise on changing the date and time of departure.

For more information:
Read instructions, which you can find in The Holy Quran and Sunnah. You could also consult alims(scholars). Please do it as soon as possible.
During your journey you will not be provided with oxygen mask, as your breathing system will be terminated just before the departure time.


Additional instructions:
You don't need to take care of your boarding pass, passport and other travel documents. To prepare for the flight:
- Pray 5 times a day
- Read the Holy Quran
- Follow the sunna to the best of your ability
- and be ready for your flight, as you may have to depart any minute (even now)

Final warning:
Final destination depend on you! Please do not waste your time on planet earth. Remember, you have one-way ticket: Either to Hell or to Paradise.

Jahannam OR Jannah.



A'isha, the wife of Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him), reported Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) as saying:

Kindness is not to be found in anything but that it adds to its beauty and it is not withdrawn from anything but it makes it defective.

narrated in Sahih Muslim, Book 3, Number 6274


Posted 06 Aug 2004

paki_fan says
Posted 06 Aug 2004

Guest_005 says
True V True...




Posted 06 Aug 2004

friend_16 says
is main hansna kahaan tha???
Posted 06 Aug 2004

Guest_005 says
paki_fan said:




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Phir Kuch kahooo
Posted 06 Aug 2004

JB Ka Raja said:

paki_fan said:




Oyee Duffer Insan Pehlay Read karoo.....

Phir Kuch kahooo


adi ese nahi kehte,,,araam se samjhao
Posted 06 Aug 2004

paki_fan said:



sahee bukhari main sey tha...hansna gunaah hai
Posted 06 Aug 2004

hmmm...creepy yar but true
Posted 06 Aug 2004

Ashii says
so true

LUGGAGE
Posted 07 Aug 2004

WAFA says
nice
Posted 07 Aug 2004

Guest_005 says
shahrukh khan said:

JB Ka Raja said:

paki_fan said:




Oyee Duffer Insan Pehlay Read karoo.....

Phir Kuch kahooo


adi ese nahi kehte,,,araam se samjhao





OK yaar ..but ..leave it
Posted 07 Aug 2004

friend_16 says
ghaltee say hans dia ho ga .. pora parha nahi hoo ga..
Posted 07 Aug 2004

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Posted 07 Aug 2004

Guest_005 says
friend_16 said:

ghaltee say hans dia ho ga .. pora parha nahi hoo ga..




hmmmmm k
Posted 07 Aug 2004

friend_16 says
.. main naughty girl? .. nahi tu ..
Posted 07 Aug 2004

Posted 07 Aug 2004

friend_16 says
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