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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says
"Hi, Main Bol raha houn,the other sardar replies
first one said "kamaal hai,ithe vi main bol raha hoon.
Posted 21 Aug 2004

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friend_16 says
app saab kia apnee baree ka intezaar ker rahay hein..
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friend_16 says
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tarar786 says
Thaks ji thanks
Posted 30 Aug 2004

tarar786 says
A sardar died and went to Heven. When he got to the Pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to advances in education on Earth.
In order to get admittance, prospective Heavenly soul must answer two questions

A) Name two days in a week which start with "T" ?
B) How many Seconds are there in a year ?

The sardar thought for few minutes and answered

A1. The two days in the week that start with "T" are 'Today' And 'Tommorow'.
A2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

St. Peter said "Ok", I'll buy 'today' and 'tomorrow' even though they are not the answers that I expected. but How did you get "12 seconds in a year",

The Sardar replied "Well... January 2nd.. February 2nd....
March 2nd
..and
so on....."
Posted 30 Aug 2004

tarar786 says
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted
'Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!'
Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window!
While falling down, when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named preeto!
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married!

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh
Posted 30 Aug 2004

tarar786 says
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.

So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
Posted 30 Aug 2004

tarar786 says
The Sardarji Doctor to his patient:
"It's very important that you take this medicine
exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain."
Posted 30 Aug 2004

tarash says
tarar786 said:

A sardar died and went to Heven. When he got to the Pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to advances in education on Earth.
In order to get admittance, prospective Heavenly soul must answer two questions

A) Name two days in a week which start with "T" ?
B) How many Seconds are there in a year ?

The sardar thought for few minutes and answered

A1. The two days in the week that start with "T" are 'Today' And 'Tommorow'.
A2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

St. Peter said "Ok", I'll buy 'today' and 'tomorrow' even though they are not the answers that I expected. but How did you get "12 seconds in a year",

The Sardar replied "Well... January 2nd.. February 2nd....
March 2nd
..and
so on....."





sardar ji kafi zaheen lagtey hain
Posted 30 Aug 2004

tarar786 says
kiyoon naheenji akhar punjabi hain
Posted 30 Aug 2004

paki_fan says
great jokes guys
Posted 01 Sep 2004

paki_fan says
Sardar ji is buying a TV
sardar je"Do you have color TVs?"
Man"Sure."
Sardar je"Give me a green one, please."
Posted 01 Sep 2004

paki_fan says
Posted 01 Sep 2004

paki_fan says
Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.
Posted 01 Sep 2004

tarash says
sardar ji samjhay kya quick sevice hai
Posted 04 Sep 2004

paki_fan says
yea
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