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Posted 22 Jun 2003

tarar786 says
A prominent Faisalabadi business family recently celebrated a
wedding. They invited the artiste Mohammad Ali Shaiki and Co to sing at the occasion. Mr Shaiki was an honoured guest of the family and the hosts were solicitous to a fault. They were forever fussing over Mr Shaiki, "Mohammad Ali bhai this", "Mohammad Ali bhai that".
After a couple of days of this politeness, Mohammad Ali Shaiki was just rousing himself from a good night's sleep when he heard the host calling out to his cook,

"Oye Bholay! Ohna kanjaraan noo nashta ditta ee?" Caught off-guard, the host was his normal, irreverent self. Mr Shaiki took it all in good humour.                                                                     (FT)
Posted 25 Jun 2003

tarar786 says
Journalist Elizabeth Grice, writing in a British newspaper says of "poor" Benazir that she "recently tried to buy a beautiful house in Osterley,
west London, with 'lots of bedrooms' for her family, but was gazumped,
so she is temporarily renting a place in Queens' Gate, Kensington, near her
sister Sanam". Grice goes on to say that BB's children "are being educated
privately at a day school and are left in the care of a nanny during their
mother's worldwide travels
Posted 25 Jun 2003

tarar786 says
Hats off to the game watcher who daringly apprehended Imran Khan and his companions for illegally hunting partridges in Chakwal. The 'Mighty Khan' who has long claimed to champion the cause of the poor, once again committed a petty crime and made good his escape. How many Sita Whites need surface or partridges need be slaughtered before he is brought to book?
Posted 25 Jun 2003

tarar786 says
Hats off to the game watcher who daringly apprehended Imran Khan and his companions for illegally hunting partridges in Chakwal. The 'Mighty Khan' who has long claimed to champion the cause of the poor, once again committed a petty crime and made good his escape. How many Sita Whites need surface or partridges need be slaughtered before he is brought to book?
Posted 25 Jun 2003

tarar786 says
The word "politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning many, and the word "tics" meaning blood sucking parasites
Posted 25 Jun 2003

tarar786 says
The word "politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning many, and the word "tics" meaning blood sucking parasites
Posted 25 Jun 2003

tarar786 says

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this-I'm an MNA, Member of the National Assembly!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"

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Posted 25 Jun 2003

tarar786 says

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this-I'm an MNA, Member of the National Assembly!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"

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Posted 25 Jun 2003

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Posted 26 Jun 2003

tarar786 says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Read and enjoy
Posted 26 Jun 2003

tarar786 says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

itna lamba abb koon paray



Read and enjoy
Posted 26 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
read.......na baba na.....yeh kaam nahi hota
Posted 27 Jun 2003

tarar786 says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

read.......na baba na.....yeh kaam nahi hota



Tu phir kon sa kaam hota hai?[:D]
Posted 27 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
koi bhi.....per pernay wala kaam na kahoo......yeh kaam skool main hi kafi ha
Posted 28 Jun 2003

tarar786 says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

koi bhi.....per pernay wala kaam na kahoo......yeh kaam skool main hi kafi ha



hahahahah
Posted 29 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
apnay bachpan kay din yaad a gye kya?????????
Posted 30 Jun 2003

tarar786 says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

apnay bachpan kay din yaad a gye kya?????????



Ji han jani
Posted 30 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
doob jaoo in pani .....agar kehna ha jani
Posted 01 Jul 2003

tarar786 says
aur tum par bhi ultay ga pani
ay mery dilbar aur Jani
Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
ay mery dilbar our jani
aik sunata hoon main kahani
jab kaha na main nay kuch aisa wasa
too yaad aye gee pernani
phir na kaho gay dilbar..our na pani
just kidding
:)
Posted 03 Jul 2003

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