just a joke.......

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faysal

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the link for jokes had a problem so i am posting it her3e.have fun....


a young girl asked her mother
"hey mom what ur age??".
the mother replied"honey u r not supposed to ask a woman her age"
the girl being curious told her friend about it.the friend suggested that take a look at ur mother's driving lisence and u will know her real age,so the girl checked her mothers age and the next day told her mother proudly
"hey mom,i know ur age,.....u r 35 years old"
the mom being a bit suspicious said how do u know that..
the girl replied "i also know why u and dad had a divorce"the mother said why ???
the girl replied cleverly "coz u had a F in sex"


Posted 24 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA [coolman][bandit]
Posted 28 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
lolz
Posted 29 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Oyee No Comts .. ? [bandit]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

PumpKin says
eheem....what about M in sex?
Posted 29 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Well Now U Better Check Yer LiSence [bandit]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

Casanova says
hahahaha......
Posted 29 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Wazzzzzzzzzap ? Did Ya Check Yers lol ... HAHAHHAA [bandit]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

Casanova says
No yaar......(martian) ki age nahi mention ki jati

ne wayz ye joke pado

About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'

"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
Posted 29 Jun 2003

why Amsterdam......
Posted 29 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
quote:
Originally posted by Casanova

No yaar......(martian) ki age nahi mention ki jati

ne wayz ye joke pado

About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'

"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"


Mujhe Lagta Hai Yeh BANDA Jo Hai Woh Tum Khudh Hi To Nahin They Kahien .. HAHAHAHAHA [bandit]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

sharara says
LOL.. but ive read them b4......
Posted 29 Jun 2003

~Fragi~ says
heheheeeeeee
Posted 29 Jun 2003

~Fragi~ says
heheheeeeeee
Posted 29 Jun 2003

~Fragi~ says
heheheeeeeee
Posted 29 Jun 2003

Casanova says
Kis banday ki baat kar rahe hoo....jo confess kar raha hai
ya jo paisay de raha hai....
Posted 30 Jun 2003

hhehee..nice joke...[;)]
Posted 30 Jun 2003

Casanova says
wow ap ke samaj aagaya badi baat hai
Posted 30 Jun 2003

lolz..kiun ..muje kia prob hae samjhne mein..[;)]
Posted 30 Jun 2003

Casanova says
Ap usually kaha karti hai...ke apke samaj mein nahi aaya
Posted 30 Jun 2003

woh to jo zara aisi waisi bat hoti hae na muje samjh nahi ati..samja karo na ap..[;)]
Posted 30 Jun 2003

Casanova says
well aisi wasi baat tou hum nahi karte hai..

is liye ap ko samaj ne mein taklif nahi hogi
Posted 30 Jun 2003

wohi to ....
Posted 30 Jun 2003

Casanova says
Lagta hai kuch ziyada hi samaj daar hai.....(wink)
Posted 30 Jun 2003

hehee haan na..afterall Em HooR ..[;)]
Posted 30 Jun 2003

Casanova says
i hope b4 u they not all langooor.......hahaha
Posted 30 Jun 2003

lolz..na naaa
Posted 30 Jun 2003

Casanova says
thanx god...warna mein tou darr hi gaya tha...
ke kahin jungle mein tou nahi aagaya hoon
Posted 30 Jun 2003

faysal says
humm hoor aur langoor to kaafi milta hai...[^]
Posted 30 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
quote:
Originally posted by sharara

LOL.. but ive read them b4......


Tumhien Yaad Nahin Main Ne Hi To Tumhein Sab Se Pehle Sunaya Tha .. [:I] [bandit]
Posted 01 Jul 2003

Faysal jee Hoor ne Langoor milte zaror hein..lekin is mein differnece kitna hae yeh bhi to dekho na.[;)]

n casonova daro nain..Tum HooR k sath ho...jungle mien nahin..[;)]
Posted 01 Jul 2003

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