BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
TaSHi
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oh london ki hoor, dhaney waad gee:P :P wesey nice to know ur from london, well u must know the place called 'blackpool',rite? :) nice to see u belong to my country toooo, oi te fer balley balley ho jae :P :P
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quote:Originally posted by sweetie
u live near sea front tashi??
lolz, hey sweetie gee wot makes u ask that if i live near sea front? arrey naee gee maari aisee kismat kahan gee, blackpool mey koee sea front nai hey. but i go to chenel-island and to other sea front which is near by london city
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quote:Originally posted by faysal
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".
my fav..heheheh
lolz @ faysal[:P] hey that gives us a signal about ur skool/scollege life, lol were u a naughty student? well dont worry, me was also,,so don't b imbarise now, heheheh [:I][:P] that's my fav quote too [:P][:P]
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quote:Originally posted by TaSHi
oh london ki hoor, dhaney waad gee:P :P wesey nice to know ur from london, well u must know the place called 'blackpool',rite? :) nice to see u belong to my country toooo, oi te fer balley balley ho jae :P :P
Tashi(f)
u cum cum jee aray yeh i knoe blackpool..so ap bhi hamare neighbour nikle..wow..shweeti dekho neighbours per neighbours..[;)]
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quote:Originally posted by TaSHi
oh london ki hoor, dhaney waad gee:P :P wesey nice to know ur from london, well u must know the place called 'blackpool',rite? :) nice to see u belong to my country toooo, oi te fer balley balley ho jae :P :P
Tashi(f)
u cum cum jee aray yeh i knoe blackpool..so ap bhi hamare neighbour nikle..wow..shweeti dekho neighbours per neighbours..[;)]
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
quote:Originally posted by TaSHi
oh london ki hoor, dhaney waad gee:P :P wesey nice to know ur from london, well u must know the place called 'blackpool',rite? :) nice to see u belong to my country toooo, oi te fer balley balley ho jae :P :P
Tashi(f)
u cum cum jee aray yeh i knoe blackpool..so ap bhi hamare neighbour nikle..wow..shweeti dekho neighbours per neighbours..[;)]
yeah lol.. how nice na.. we can make our own drama.. 'neighbours'.. do u watch it.. on BB1. [;)]
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quote:Originally posted by TaSHi
oh london ki hoor, dhaney waad gee:P :P wesey nice to know ur from london, well u must know the place called 'blackpool',rite? :) nice to see u belong to my country toooo, oi te fer balley balley ho jae :P :P
Tashi(f)
natasha wese aap bhool ker hindi main bool rahi ho ya wese hi hidu hoon aap zara clear ker do wese ye answer questions ache hain
TaSHi
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
quote:Originally posted by TaSHi
oh london ki hoor, dhaney waad gee:P :P wesey nice to know ur from london, well u must know the place called 'blackpool',rite? :) nice to see u belong to my country toooo, oi te fer balley balley ho jae :P :P
Tashi(f)
u cum cum jee aray yeh i knoe blackpool..so ap bhi hamare neighbour nikle..wow..shweeti dekho neighbours per neighbours..[;)]
oh my gosh, so u'v been to blachpool,yeh?[:O][^] im so happy, i guess we have a good team of inglistani'z people, hehehehe[:D] so sweetie jee ka secrets sirf muje naee indact hoor ko bee maloom hai, alley alley alley humaree sweetie jee key secrets r not secrets any more, abh to public issue ban gaya[:P][:P][:D] thank God so im not the only one from england atleast, i have my neighbors with me, im now more confident[:D][;)]
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
quote:Originally posted by TaSHi
oh london ki hoor, dhaney waad gee:P :P wesey nice to know ur from london, well u must know the place called 'blackpool',rite? :) nice to see u belong to my country toooo, oi te fer balley balley ho jae :P :P
Tashi(f)
u cum cum jee aray yeh i knoe blackpool..so ap bhi hamare neighbour nikle..wow..shweeti dekho neighbours per neighbours..[;)]
oh my gosh, so u'v been to blachpool,yeh?[:O][^] im so happy, i guess we have a good team of inglistani'z people, hehehehe[:D] so sweetie jee ka secrets sirf muje naee indact hoor ko bee maloom hai, alley alley alley humaree sweetie jee key secrets r not secrets any more, abh to public issue ban gaya[:P][:P][:D] thank God so im not the only one from england atleast, i have my neighbors with me, im now more confident[:D][;)]
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quote:Originally posted by Fardeen Khan
quote:Originally posted by TaSHi
oh london ki hoor, dhaney waad gee:P :P wesey nice to know ur from london, well u must know the place called 'blackpool',rite? :) nice to see u belong to my country toooo, oi te fer balley balley ho jae :P :P
Tashi(f)
natasha wese aap bhool ker hindi main bool rahi ho ya wese hi hidu hoon aap zara clear ker do wese ye answer questions ache hain
fardeen BHAI,hum hur language bolna pesend kertey hain, is dunya mey jitnee languages hain hum ko atee hain, jese key: chinese, japanese, farsee, balochi, hindustani, gujarati, afrikan, tamil etc ect: mey hur religion ko mantee hon, hur religion Allah ka dia hoa hai,so mey hindu bee hon muslim bee hon, or or or or or or or chrtistian b hoon kiu key mey england me rehti hon[:D][:P] i think i have made u satisfied with my answers, right?
TaSHi
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quote:Originally posted by Fardeen Khan
quote:Originally posted by TaSHi
oh london ki hoor, dhaney waad gee:P :P wesey nice to know ur from london, well u must know the place called 'blackpool',rite? :) nice to see u belong to my country toooo, oi te fer balley balley ho jae :P :P
Tashi(f)
natasha wese aap bhool ker hindi main bool rahi ho ya wese hi hidu hoon aap zara clear ker do wese ye answer questions ache hain
fardeen BHAI,hum hur language bolna pesend kertey hain, is dunya mey jitnee languages hain hum ko atee hain, jese key: chinese, japanese, farsee, balochi, hindustani, gujarati, afrikan, tamil etc ect: mey hur religion ko mantee hon, hur religion Allah ka dia hoa hai,so mey hindu bee hon muslim bee hon, or or or or or or or chrtistian b hoon kiu key mey england me rehti hon[:D][:P] i think i have made u satisfied with my answers, right?
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Hey Tashi..get ready ...mei , sweetie n u ..teno drama banate hien..lekin us ka naam neighbours nahi.. PAROSI rakhein ge..[:P] hehe kiu shweetie..n Tashi.?[;)] waise Tashi yaha aur bhi kafi neighbours milein ge humein..neighbours se bhara para hae JB..[:)]kiu shweetie?
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quote:Originally posted by Fardeen Khan
quote:Originally posted by TaSHi
oh london ki hoor, dhaney waad gee:P :P wesey nice to know ur from london, well u must know the place called 'blackpool',rite? :) nice to see u belong to my country toooo, oi te fer balley balley ho jae :P :P
Tashi(f)
natasha wese aap bhool ker hindi main bool rahi ho ya wese hi hidu hoon aap zara clear ker do wese ye answer questions ache hain
MA FATHER IS A ARMY OFFICER AND HE HAD BEEN POSTED IN FORGEN OFFICE AS A SECTION OFFICER FIVE YEAS AGAO AND I HAVE TRAVELED ALL OVER THE WORLD MERA YE KHYAL HAI KE JO LOG BHI PAKISTAN SE BAHIR HOTE HAIN WHO NA SIRF APNE MOLAK KO BOHAT MISS KERTE HAIN BALKE BOHAT TOUCHI BHI HOTE HAIN LAKIN AAP NE TO HAD HI KAR DIIII MUJHE YE BAAT NAHI SAMJH AI KE MAIN LONDOON MAN REHTI HO I GUESS FOR PAKISTANIES ISLAMBAD IS THE BEST PLACE WHERE THEY CAN RULE THERE NATION ....
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quote:Originally posted by TaSHi
oh london ki hoor, dhaney waad gee:P :P wesey nice to know ur from london, well u must know the place called 'blackpool',rite? :) nice to see u belong to my country toooo, oi te fer balley balley ho jae :P :P
Tashi(f)
natasha wese aap bhool ker hindi main bool rahi ho ya wese hi hidu hoon aap zara clear ker do wese ye answer questions ache hain
MA FATHER IS A ARMY OFFICER AND HE HAD BEEN POSTED IN FORGEN OFFICE AS A SECTION OFFICER FIVE YEAS AGAO AND I HAVE TRAVELED ALL OVER THE WORLD MERA YE KHYAL HAI KE JO LOG BHI PAKISTAN SE BAHIR HOTE HAIN WHO NA SIRF APNE MOLAK KO BOHAT MISS KERTE HAIN BALKE BOHAT TOUCHI BHI HOTE HAIN LAKIN AAP NE TO HAD HI KAR DIIII MUJHE YE BAAT NAHI SAMJH AI KE MAIN LONDOON MAN REHTI HO I GUESS FOR PAKISTANIES ISLAMBAD IS THE BEST PLACE WHERE THEY CAN RULE THERE NATION ....
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Q: WHY DO BLONDES WEAR THEIR HAIR UP? A: TO CATCH AS MJCH AS THEY CAN THAT IS OVER THEIR HEADS. Q: WHY IS IT GOOD TO HAVE A BLONDE PASSENGER? A: YOU CAN PARK IN THE HANDICAP ZONE. A: WHAT IS IT CALLED WHE A BLOND BLOWS IN ANOTHER BLOND:S EAR: A: DATA TRANSFER Q: WHY DO BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN? A: BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER.
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
Hey Tashi..get ready ...mei , sweetie n u ..teno drama banate hien..lekin us ka naam neighbours nahi.. PAROSI rakhein ge..[:P] hehe kiu shweetie..n Tashi.?[;)] waise Tashi yaha aur bhi kafi neighbours milein ge humein..neighbours se bhara para hae JB..[:)]kiu shweetie?
heheheheheheheheheh yea ofcourse, i would love to work in that drama, 'parosi' ye angraji naamon ko choren, hum desi naam rakhlete hain, 'parosi' [:D],,neighbour, weighbours purana raha, hum taza taza shuru kertey hain, kiun hoor & sweetie jeeee?[:D][:D] mey ready hon kiya app hain?[colored][colored][colored][colored] Tashi(F) [colored]
