Stupid Questions with Smart Answers :P

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TaSHi

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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:-

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

LOL:P

regards:
Tashi(f)
Posted 11 Aug 2003

TaSHi says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

Hey Tashi..get ready ...mei , sweetie n u ..teno drama banate hien..lekin us ka naam neighbours nahi.. PAROSI rakhein ge..[:P]
hehe kiu shweetie..n Tashi.?[;)]
waise Tashi yaha aur bhi kafi neighbours milein ge humein..neighbours se bhara para hae JB..[:)]kiu shweetie?



heheheheheheheheheh
yea ofcourse, i would love to work in that drama, 'parosi'
ye angraji naamon ko choren, hum desi naam rakhlete hain, 'parosi' [:D],,neighbour, weighbours purana raha, hum taza taza shuru kertey hain, kiun hoor & sweetie jeeee?[:D][:D]
mey ready hon kiya app hain?[colored][colored][colored][colored]
Tashi(F)
[colored]
Posted 23 Aug 2003

TaSHi says
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

lol @ faysal.. yeah u know alot of ppl like horror movies/dramas.. so they will definetely love our drama too.. :p

hoor: yeah lets name it parosi not neighbours.. and yes true idhar kafi parosi milain gay :D





really mey,kiya? chalen bakion ko hum side hero/heroen rekhlen gey, khaas kaam hum teeno ka hoga, kesa?[:P][:P]
abh aisa na hu key sab aa ker hum ko[uzi] kerden,,[:P][:P]
Posted 23 Aug 2003

TaSHi says
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

lol @ faysal.. yeah u know alot of ppl like horror movies/dramas.. so they will definetely love our drama too.. :p

hoor: yeah lets name it parosi not neighbours.. and yes true idhar kafi parosi milain gay :D





really mey,kiya? chalen bakion ko hum side hero/heroen rekhlen gey, khaas kaam hum teeno ka hoga, kesa?[:P][:P]
abh aisa na hu key sab aa ker hum ko[uzi] kerden,,[:P][:P]
Posted 23 Aug 2003

BAs phir is play ko bhi aap teno hi dekhoo ge
haan is play ke banane ka baad khaas kaam is ko dekhna hi ho ga or wo aap teno ko hi kerna pare ga
Posted 24 Aug 2003

TaSHi says
quote:
Originally posted by Fardeen Khan

BAs phir is play ko bhi aap teno hi dekhoo ge
haan is play ke banane ka baad khaas kaam is ko dekhna hi ho ga or wo aap teno ko hi kerna pare ga




Fardeen BHAIYA apney to mera nanna sha dil hi tor diya [:(][:(]
humara play abi shuru howa naee our ap ney pehle public ko apnee teref kerlia hai?[enforcer]
acha dekhtey hain app kee side kon lega or humaree side kon leta hai is play ko popular kerne mey..umm?[:P][;)]

Tashi(F)
Posted 24 Aug 2003

TaSHi says
quote:
Originally posted by Fardeen Khan

BAs phir is play ko bhi aap teno hi dekhoo ge
haan is play ke banane ka baad khaas kaam is ko dekhna hi ho ga or wo aap teno ko hi kerna pare ga




Fardeen BHAIYA apney to mera nanna sha dil hi tor diya [:(][:(]
humara play abi shuru howa naee our ap ney pehle public ko apnee teref kerlia hai?[enforcer]
acha dekhtey hain app kee side kon lega or humaree side kon leta hai is play ko popular kerne mey..umm?[:P][;)]

Tashi(F)
Posted 24 Aug 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by TaSHi

quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

lol @ faysal.. yeah u know alot of ppl like horror movies/dramas.. so they will definetely love our drama too.. :p

hoor: yeah lets name it parosi not neighbours.. and yes true idhar kafi parosi milain gay :D





really mey,kiya? chalen bakion ko hum side hero/heroen rekhlen gey, khaas kaam hum teeno ka hoga, kesa?[:P][:P]
abh aisa na hu key sab aa ker hum ko[uzi] kerden,,[:P][:P]




yeah ham teeno leading roles karain gay and baki sab side roles.. :D

Posted 25 Aug 2003

Ary Tashi tu ne Mujhe Bhai keh diya hai aab main tumhara dil kese toor sakta hoon
aab to lagta hai mujhe khood hi production or direction deni ho gi
Posted 25 Aug 2003

Rain Man says
cool
Posted 01 Sep 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

Hey Tashi..get ready ...mei , sweetie n u ..teno drama banate hien..lekin us ka naam neighbours nahi.. PAROSI rakhein ge..[:P]
hehe kiu shweetie..n Tashi.?[;)]
waise Tashi yaha aur bhi kafi neighbours milein ge humein..neighbours se bhara para hae JB..[:)]kiu shweetie?



nahi paroosi bhi nahi......gawandi rakhain gay....punjabi main naam ziada acha lagta ha:P

Posted 02 Sep 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by TaSHi

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

Hey Tashi..get ready ...mei , sweetie n u ..teno drama banate hien..lekin us ka naam neighbours nahi.. PAROSI rakhein ge..[:P]
hehe kiu shweetie..n Tashi.?[;)]
waise Tashi yaha aur bhi kafi neighbours milein ge humein..neighbours se bhara para hae JB..[:)]kiu shweetie?



heheheheheheheheheh
yea ofcourse, i would love to work in that drama, 'parosi'
ye angraji naamon ko choren, hum desi naam rakhlete hain, 'parosi' [:D],,neighbour, weighbours purana raha, hum taza taza shuru kertey hain, kiun hoor & sweetie jeeee?[:D][:D]
mey ready hon kiya app hain?[colored][colored][colored][colored]
Tashi(F)
[colored]



chaoo ker loo baat.......drama ho raha ha our main kisi khatay main hi nahi hoon.......main bhi hisa lana chahta hoon.....?????????????????????????????????
Posted 02 Sep 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

quote:
Originally posted by TaSHi

quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

lol @ faysal.. yeah u know alot of ppl like horror movies/dramas.. so they will definetely love our drama too.. :p

hoor: yeah lets name it parosi not neighbours.. and yes true idhar kafi parosi milain gay :D





really mey,kiya? chalen bakion ko hum side hero/heroen rekhlen gey, khaas kaam hum teeno ka hoga, kesa?[:P][:P]
abh aisa na hu key sab aa ker hum ko[uzi] kerden,,[:P][:P]




yeah ham teeno leading roles karain gay and baki sab side roles.. :D




main pehlay hi bata doon kay agar ap leading roles main hein na...to yeh flop ho gye ga[:P]
Posted 02 Sep 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

quote:
Originally posted by TaSHi

quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

lol @ faysal.. yeah u know alot of ppl like horror movies/dramas.. so they will definetely love our drama too.. :p

hoor: yeah lets name it parosi not neighbours.. and yes true idhar kafi parosi milain gay :D





really mey,kiya? chalen bakion ko hum side hero/heroen rekhlen gey, khaas kaam hum teeno ka hoga, kesa?[:P][:P]
abh aisa na hu key sab aa ker hum ko[uzi] kerden,,[:P][:P]




yeah ham teeno leading roles karain gay and baki sab side roles.. :D




main pehlay hi bata doon kay agar ap leading roles main hein na...to yeh flop ho gye ga[:P]




zahir hae.. jealous log aisa he kahtay hain.. meri achi baat tumhe kaisay achi lagay gi.. :p

Posted 03 Sep 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by TaSHi

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

Hey Tashi..get ready ...mei , sweetie n u ..teno drama banate hien..lekin us ka naam neighbours nahi.. PAROSI rakhein ge..[:P]
hehe kiu shweetie..n Tashi.?[;)]
waise Tashi yaha aur bhi kafi neighbours milein ge humein..neighbours se bhara para hae JB..[:)]kiu shweetie?



heheheheheheheheheh
yea ofcourse, i would love to work in that drama, 'parosi'
ye angraji naamon ko choren, hum desi naam rakhlete hain, 'parosi' [:D],,neighbour, weighbours purana raha, hum taza taza shuru kertey hain, kiun hoor & sweetie jeeee?[:D][:D]
mey ready hon kiya app hain?[colored][colored][colored][colored]
Tashi(F)
[colored]



chaoo ker loo baat.......drama ho raha ha our main kisi khatay main hi nahi hoon.......main bhi hisa lana chahta hoon.....?????????????????????????????????




hain.. tum ladies kab se ho gaye dossi.. lol.. ham to ladies ki baat kar rahay thay na :p

Posted 03 Sep 2003

acha :P
Posted 23 Sep 2003

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