TaSHi
Age: 124
Total Posts: 610
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Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:-
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
LOL:P
regards:
Tashi(f)
TaSHi
Age: 124
7554 days old here
Total Posts: 610
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
Hey Tashi..get ready ...mei , sweetie n u ..teno drama banate hien..lekin us ka naam neighbours nahi.. PAROSI rakhein ge..[:P]
hehe kiu shweetie..n Tashi.?[;)]
waise Tashi yaha aur bhi kafi neighbours milein ge humein..neighbours se bhara para hae JB..[:)]kiu shweetie?
heheheheheheheheheh
yea ofcourse, i would love to work in that drama, 'parosi'
ye angraji naamon ko choren, hum desi naam rakhlete hain, 'parosi' [:D],,neighbour, weighbours purana raha, hum taza taza shuru kertey hain, kiun hoor & sweetie jeeee?[:D][:D]
mey ready hon kiya app hain?[colored][colored][colored][colored]
Tashi(F)
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TaSHi
Age: 124
7554 days old here
Total Posts: 610
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie
lol @ faysal.. yeah u know alot of ppl like horror movies/dramas.. so they will definetely love our drama too.. :p
hoor: yeah lets name it parosi not neighbours.. and yes true idhar kafi parosi milain gay :D
really mey,kiya? chalen bakion ko hum side hero/heroen rekhlen gey, khaas kaam hum teeno ka hoga, kesa?[:P][:P]
abh aisa na hu key sab aa ker hum ko[uzi] kerden,,[:P][:P]
TaSHi
Age: 124
7554 days old here
Total Posts: 610
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie
lol @ faysal.. yeah u know alot of ppl like horror movies/dramas.. so they will definetely love our drama too.. :p
hoor: yeah lets name it parosi not neighbours.. and yes true idhar kafi parosi milain gay :D
really mey,kiya? chalen bakion ko hum side hero/heroen rekhlen gey, khaas kaam hum teeno ka hoga, kesa?[:P][:P]
abh aisa na hu key sab aa ker hum ko[uzi] kerden,,[:P][:P]
TaSHi
Age: 124
7554 days old here
Total Posts: 610
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
quote:
Originally posted by Fardeen Khan
BAs phir is play ko bhi aap teno hi dekhoo ge
haan is play ke banane ka baad khaas kaam is ko dekhna hi ho ga or wo aap teno ko hi kerna pare ga
Fardeen BHAIYA apney to mera nanna sha dil hi tor diya [:(][:(]
humara play abi shuru howa naee our ap ney pehle public ko apnee teref kerlia hai?[enforcer]
acha dekhtey hain app kee side kon lega or humaree side kon leta hai is play ko popular kerne mey..umm?[:P][;)]
Tashi(F)
TaSHi
Age: 124
7554 days old here
Total Posts: 610
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
quote:
Originally posted by Fardeen Khan
BAs phir is play ko bhi aap teno hi dekhoo ge
haan is play ke banane ka baad khaas kaam is ko dekhna hi ho ga or wo aap teno ko hi kerna pare ga
Fardeen BHAIYA apney to mera nanna sha dil hi tor diya [:(][:(]
humara play abi shuru howa naee our ap ney pehle public ko apnee teref kerlia hai?[enforcer]
acha dekhtey hain app kee side kon lega or humaree side kon leta hai is play ko popular kerne mey..umm?[:P][;)]
Tashi(F)