SupidGuy
Age: 124
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Location:
Hungary, Hungary
~~~CHEMISTRY OF WOMEN:~~~
Symbol:-
it's denoted by "w"
Occurance:-
it's found where men exist
Preparation:-
a by-product of humanity but can also be synthesized with
cosmetics,gold ornaments,beautiful colours and other valuables.
Physical Properties:-
1)multicoloured
2)often sour, rarely sweet
3)harmless at room temperature and pressure but deadly poisonous
under certain conditions
4)density is extremely variable
5)freezes at nothing but boils at anything!!
6)melts if properly treated
7)very tender to rough handling
Chemical Properties:-
1)possess great affinity for things like gold,diamond etc
2)reacts voilently with above mentioned things if kept in contact
3)decolourizes if kept with more beautiful-looking ladies
4)soluble in even dilute "flatterous acid"
5)when mixed with other members of the same species,produces a
buzzing sound!!
6)radioactive in nature
Uses:-
1)most powerful reducing agent
2)highly ornmental
3)used as catalyst for improving low spirits
4)used as slow n SWEET poison
5)smooth and refreshing action
6)also be used as a good disturbing agent
Precautions:-
1)very little capacity of handling secrets,beware of it!
2)take care of it's automatic system of SHEDDING TEARSsss!!!!!
take care
Chao
