Hum Tum

us ne kaha na TUM...

pata nahi us larki ko kaha ya aapko...

ary   abb doc app khod fesla karo yah   larki pari hay kiya

Humari sabz pari..


lekin wo larki bhi achi hey...

wese hum doctor hain JUDGE nahi...jo faisla kerain

Doctor Sam said:

Humari sabz pari..


lekin wo larki bhi achi hey...

   ary tum larkon ko to sab larkiyan achi lagty hayn

kon say larkay..?

woh pic wali jeeeee

hay itna   sharming kiyon

CHANDA MAMA SOGAYE SURAJ CHACHU JAGAY..... DEHKO PAKRU YAAHRON GHARI K KANTE BHAGAY .................................... CHANDA MAMA SOGAYE SURAJ CHACHU JAGAYE DEHKO PAKRU YAARON GHARI K KANTE BHAGAY EK KAHANI KHATAM TU DUGE SHURU HOO GAYI MAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..SUBBHA HOO GAYIN MAMO MAMO MAMO SUBBHA HOO GAYIN MAMO MAMO RAY MAMO...CHANDA MAMA SOGAYE SURAJ CHACHU JAGAY..... DEHKO PAKRU YAAHRO GHARI K KATE BAHGAY ....................................... CHANDAAAAAAA MAMA SOGAYE SURAJ CHACHU JAGAY.........
KITNAY SIKAY JORAY SUB KO YEH CHINTA HAI JIWAN HAI EK BAND PAL PAL WOGINTA HAI...........KITNAY SIKAY JORAY SUB KO YEH CHINTA HAI JIWAN HAI BAND PAL PAL WOGINTA HAI. DEHKO APNAY PYAR KISSI DIN JAWAN HOO GAYIN MAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...SUBBHA HOO GAYIN MAMO MAMO MAMO SUBBHA HOO GAYIN MAMO MAMO RAY MAMO........................................................ ............................................................ .............

KAYSAY HANSTE JAYIN JAB KOI RUTA HAI KISSI KA DIL JO TORAY KISSAY WO SOTA HAI......................................KAYSAY HANSTE JAYIN JAB KOI ROTA HAI KISSI KA DIL JO TORAY KISSAY WO SOTA HAI AAA MAIN TERE ASU POCHOUN ARRAY RUMAL DENA MAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..SUBBHA HOO GAYIN MAMO MAMO MAMO SUBBHA HOO GAYIN MAMO MAMO RAY MAMO...CHANDA MAMA SOGAYE SURACH CHACU JAGAY..... DEHKO PAKRU YAARON GHARI K KATE BAHGAY CHANDA MAMA SOGAYE SURAJ CHACHU JAGAY DEHKO PAKRU YAAHRON GHARI K KANTE BHAGAY EK KAHANI KHATAM TU DUGE SHURU HOO GAYIN MAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..SUBBHA HOO GAYIN MAMO MAMO MAMO

SUBBHA HOO GAYIN MAMO MAMO RAY MAMO...

kaisaaaaaaaaa.............

aisa waisa

hay only


no   cartoon
jao ham nahi bolty

coming

bary   woh ho tum ham

yeh hi tu humari baatien hain

jo     tumhay   rate ko sonay nahi deeeety
    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

PHIR   GUM

i m here

me 2 here    
chalo machaty hayn dhhhooom

mere dil vich hain hum tum

chlllo kahyyyen   sath challlyn ham tum

shahrukh khan
MODERATOR

Do you have more hum tum jokes pic ?

Hum Aur Tum


Ho chuka intizaar ab lamhaat ka khatam
Ab sirf hum hein ya phir tum

Zara Aankhein "MoR" kar poocho Apney dil sey
Kay tum mein nahein hein kiya hum?


Woh khawab nahein haqeqat thi
Kabhi choor kar aap ko gaye he nahein hum


Maan lo kay hum woh phool hein
Murja kar bhi kushyaan bakheirty hein hum

Koi tasleem karey ya na karey
Tumhein chahein ghein apna bana kar sada hum

Haan waqi hi ! ab aik hi rasta hai
Kay mil jaye ab aap say hum

Jeena mushkil hai bagheir aap kay fani dunya mein
Kay pal bhar phir bhi guzartey nahein tumarey bina hum

yah we hav   
hay na ham    
becoze   
we are ham tum

nice moive... hum tum ...