What is Marketing????

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What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...”
That's Brand Recognition

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

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Posted 24 Jun 2003

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lol nice. sweetie

Posted 24 Jun 2003

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hahahahahahahaha

Posted 24 Jun 2003

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yup very nice sweeetie

Posted 24 Jun 2003

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thank u thank u.. im glad u liked it :)

Posted 24 Jun 2003

xSomebody_Somewherex says

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quote:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

hahhahahahhahahahahaha FUNNY!!! GOOD ONE!!

Posted 24 Jun 2003

xSomebody_Somewherex says

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quote:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

hahhahahahhahahahahaha FUNNY!!! GOOD ONE!!

Posted 24 Jun 2003

sweetie says

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lol yeah it certainly is.. :p

welcome to jb somebody somewhere.. have fun :)

Posted 24 Jun 2003

xSomebody_Somewherex says

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thanx sweetie

Posted 24 Jun 2003

sweetie says

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u're berry belcome SS :)

tell us SS about u.. where u live what u do for living

Posted 24 Jun 2003

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dont mention it again it wasnt so good maghar aap ka dil rakni khi leyee keh deya j/k

and interesting question what u do for living

Posted 24 Jun 2003

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dont mention it again it wasnt so good maghar aap ka dil rakni khi leyee keh deya j/k

and interesting question what u do for living

Posted 24 Jun 2003

xSomebody_Somewherex says

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quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

u're berry belcome SS :)

tell us SS about u.. where u live what u do for living

hahahaha sorry sweetie! That's all for me to know and you to find out! CONFIDENTIAL! [:P]

Posted 24 Jun 2003

xSomebody_Somewherex says

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quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

u're berry belcome SS :)

tell us SS about u.. where u live what u do for living

hahahaha sorry sweetie! That's all for me to know and you to find out! CONFIDENTIAL! [:P]

Posted 24 Jun 2003

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OYE SHWEETIE..NICE HAAN..
ERE SATH REH REH KER KITNI ACHI CHEZEIN POST KERNE LAG GAYI HO NA TUM...[;)]

Posted 25 Jun 2003

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dont mention it again it wasnt so good maghar aap ka dil rakni khi leyee keh deya j/k

and interesting question what u do for living

jo samajdar hae us ko samaj aa gai hae :p

Posted 25 Jun 2003

sweetie says

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quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

u're berry belcome SS :)

tell us SS about u.. where u live what u do for living

hahahaha sorry sweetie! That's all for me to know and you to find out! CONFIDENTIAL! [:P]

oh okie. no probs :)

Posted 25 Jun 2003

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OYE SHWEETIE..NICE HAAN..
ERE SATH REH REH KER KITNI ACHI CHEZEIN POST KERNE LAG GAYI HO NA TUM...[;)]

[:D]

thankasssssssssss

Posted 25 Jun 2003

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Sweetie.. hukum karo.. uthwalein SS ko?
phir sab kuch pata chal jaega

Posted 26 Jun 2003

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quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

quote:
Originally posted by the fast and the furious

dont mention it again it wasnt so good maghar aap ka dil rakni khi leyee keh deya j/k

and interesting question what u do for living

jo samajdar hae us ko samaj aa gai hae :p

ab aap ki sath reh kar hum samajdar hoo gayi hai

Posted 26 Jun 2003

sweetie says

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Sweetie.. hukum karo.. uthwalein SS ko?
phir sab kuch pata chal jaega

SS k naam ki supari.. hehehe.. chal theek hae.. jaldi se pata laganay ka haan.. late nahi karne ka.. meray ko SS ka ata pata jaldi bolne ka hae. :p

Posted 26 Jun 2003

sweetie says

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Sweetie.. hukum karo.. uthwalein SS ko?
phir sab kuch pata chal jaega

SS k naam ki supari.. hehehe.. chal theek hae.. jaldi se pata laganay ka haan.. late nahi karne ka.. meray ko SS ka ata pata jaldi bolne ka hae. :p

Posted 26 Jun 2003

sweetie says

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quote:
Originally posted by the fast and the furious

quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

quote:
Originally posted by the fast and the furious

dont mention it again it wasnt so good maghar aap ka dil rakni khi leyee keh deya j/k

and interesting question what u do for living

jo samajdar hae us ko samaj aa gai hae :p

ab aap ki sath reh kar hum samajdar hoo gayi hai

lol oh really.. phir to aap ko ye nahi poochna chahiye tha :p

Posted 26 Jun 2003

sweetie says

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quote:
Originally posted by the fast and the furious

quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

quote:
Originally posted by the fast and the furious

dont mention it again it wasnt so good maghar aap ka dil rakni khi leyee keh deya j/k

and interesting question what u do for living

jo samajdar hae us ko samaj aa gai hae :p

ab aap ki sath reh kar hum samajdar hoo gayi hai

lol oh really.. phir to aap ko ye nahi poochna chahiye tha :p

Posted 26 Jun 2003

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yehs hweetie yeh SS kaun hae?
yehkia chakkar hae..
ALLAH mere bhai k sath ko na insafi nahi honi chahhiye samjhi na..[;)]

Posted 26 Jun 2003

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yehs hweetie yeh SS kaun hae?
yehkia chakkar hae..
ALLAH mere bhai k sath ko na insafi nahi honi chahhiye samjhi na..[;)]

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Posted 26 Jun 2003

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Posted 26 Jun 2003

sweetie says

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yehs hweetie yeh SS kaun hae?
yehkia chakkar hae..
ALLAH mere bhai k sath ko na insafi nahi honi chahhiye samjhi na..[;)]

somebody hae from somewhere.. :p

aur taray bhai ki aisi ki tesi.. lol.. us k saath nainsafi he hogi ab.. bas ab tum dekho.. [;)]

Posted 26 Jun 2003

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oham

galay mae khich khich :p

Posted 26 Jun 2003

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