Computer Helpline Conversation

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Actual Computer Help Line Conversation

"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C:\prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
......."Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
......."Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh-huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes -- the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."


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Posted 02 Jul 2003

haahhahhahahahhahahhahahahahha lol!! ROTFLMAO!hahhahahahahahhaha good one sweetie!
Posted 02 Jul 2003

sweetie says
lolzzz.. yeah it is.. [;)] made me laugh so hard lol

Posted 02 Jul 2003

madmax says
nice     Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer
Posted 02 Jul 2003

desidude says
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

lolzzz.. yeah it is.. [;)] made me laugh so hard lol



so did u tell'em!!??
Posted 02 Jul 2003

~Fragi~ says
.................
Posted 02 Jul 2003

lolz..
[;)]
sweetie..tume aj kal kia hogaya hae..[;)]
Posted 03 Jul 2003

sanam411 says
haahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
yar itna lamba post too ker dya ha.....abb isa parey koon???????
Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by desidude

quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

lolzzz.. yeah it is.. [;)] made me laugh so hard lol



so did u tell'em!!??




oh i forgot to tell them k it was u :p

Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

lolz..
[;)]
sweetie..tume aj kal kia hogaya hae..[;)]



[:I]

bohot kuch yaar.. ab kya kya bataoon

Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by sanam411

haahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




[:D][:D]

Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

yar itna lamba post too ker dya ha.....abb isa parey koon???????



parna ata ho to parho na :p

Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
nahi perna too ata ha.....per itna ziada.....uffffffffff.......itna main nay kabahi papers main nahi para
Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
haan wo to mujhe bohot achi tarah se pata hae isi liye abhi tak waheen k waheen ho

koi nahi. kabhi kabhi ziyada parna sehat k liye acha hota hae.. :p

parho is ko.. tumhare kaam ki cheez hae :D

Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
jee app koo too pata ho ga..........app hi kay nakshey kadam per chal ker too mujay yeh adat parii ha....class fellows:P


chalain perna shuru kerta hoon.....aglay maheenay bataoon ga kay kaisa ha
Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
haan donkeys ko baad mae samaj ata hae :p

Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
monkeys ko pehlay a jata ha......hahaha....just kidding
solly
Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
[:(!][:(!] [enforcer]

Posted 03 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
hahahhaahahhahaahhahahaha
Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
[:p]

Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
yeh doosra bhi a gya[:P]jk
Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
doosra nahi.. doosri.. ye bhi nahi pata chalta k larki ko doosri kahte hain.. doosra nahi :p

Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
main too check ker raha tha kay app replies kitnay goor say perti hein:P

wasay zaroori too nahi kay main us ko keh raha tha......per app ko bhi pata ha kay wo hi ho sakti ha:P
Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
mae bohot ghor se replies parti hoon.. khas kar jab koi galati kare :p

Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
phir too app cute our hoor kay saray replies goor say perti hoon gee?????????[:P]
Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
yeah sab k parti hon lekin tumhare jaisi koi galati nahi karti :p

Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
galti nahi ......ghalti........ghan say hota ha......abb main bhi aik aik cheeze check keroon ga:P

Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
zaroor zaroor.. zara glasses pehen kar. cuz meri tum se bohot kam mistakes hoti hain

Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
chalain....abhi too shuru howa hoon...fiker not......do din main poora JB red lines say bhar doon ga:P
Posted 03 Jul 2003

sweetie says
shuru hoye ho?? kiyon koi naatak karne walay ho kya :p

Posted 03 Jul 2003

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