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Actual Computer Help Line Conversation

"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C:\prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
......."Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
......."Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh-huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes -- the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."


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Posted 02 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
nahi app in kamoon main xpert hein...main kion keroon[:P]
Posted 03 Jul 2003
desidude says
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie
oh i forgot to tell them k it was u :p


First of all If it was me I woudn't have called da customer help line cuz I know hell of alot 'bout computers dan dose guyz(didn't take Cisco networking course 4 nothin') secondly it happened to u not me!![:P][:P][:P][:P]
Posted 03 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

phir too app cute our hoor kay saray replies goor say perti hoon gee?????????[:P]


uff mujhe itna miss kia jata hae k ab meri absence mein bhi mera nam le rahe ho..[;)]
bus joji bus na..[;)]
Posted 04 Jul 2003
Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

phir too app cute our hoor kay saray replies goor say perti hoon gee?????????[:P]


[pistols]
Posted 04 Jul 2003
Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

yeah sab k parti hon lekin tumhare jaisi koi galati nahi karti :p




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Posted 04 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]
Posted 05 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

phir too app cute our hoor kay saray replies goor say perti hoon gee?????????[:P]


uff mujhe itna miss kia jata hae k ab meri absence mein bhi mera nam le rahe ho..[;)]
bus joji bus na..[;)]


yeh nahi daikhna kay..kion lya gya ha naam.....abb bhi na...[;)]
Posted 05 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

phir too app cute our hoor kay saray replies goor say perti hoon gee?????????[:P]


[pistols]


Hoor daikhain na....cute sab samaj gai ha......abb bhi samaj jain...:P

cute kool down ......i know kay tum itni ziada bhi nahi hoo....per hoor ki waja say tumhain bhi sab daikhna per raha ha...lolz...jk
Posted 05 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]


khud kuch nahi ho saka too us say request ho rahi ha.......hahahaha...[:P]
Posted 05 Jul 2003
Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]


na....fazool mai apne haath gande ker loon...:p
Posted 05 Jul 2003
Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

phir too app cute our hoor kay saray replies goor say perti hoon gee?????????[:P]


[pistols]


Hoor daikhain na....cute sab samaj gai ha......abb bhi samaj jain...:P

cute kool down ......i know kay tum itni ziada bhi nahi hoo....per hoor ki waja say tumhain bhi sab daikhna per raha ha...lolz...jk


hein?
Posted 05 Jul 2003
Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]


khud kuch nahi ho saka too us say request ho rahi ha.......hahahaha...[:P]


tum kaheen use challenge to nahi ker rahe??...:p
Posted 05 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
lolz joji agar yeh challenge hae to batao..n dkeho mei kia karti hun..[;)]
aur waise bhi mei ne cutie ko islie kaha cuz me busy na..no time to shoot ya..[;)]
islie cutie ko kaha..aur waise bhi mei ne kia ya cutie ne shoot kia..baat to ek hi hae na..[;)]
Posted 06 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

phir too app cute our hoor kay saray replies goor say perti hoon gee?????????[:P]


uff mujhe itna miss kia jata hae k ab meri absence mein bhi mera nam le rahe ho..[;)]
bus joji bus na..[;)]


yeh nahi daikhna kay..kion lya gya ha naam.....abb bhi na...[;)]


chalo jo bhi ho naam aya to sahi..[;)]
woh song suna hae na..
haan yeh dewwana pan kuch kam to aya....aj tere honton pe mera naam to aya....mera naam to aya....tururu turururu....tu ru ru ru...[;)]
Posted 06 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]


na....fazool mai apne haath gande ker loon...:p


Gloves pehen lo na...[;)]
Posted 06 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]


na....fazool mai apne haath gande ker loon...:p


lolz......
pehlay too yeh bataooo hath say koon shoot kerta ha....:P
Posted 06 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

phir too app cute our hoor kay saray replies goor say perti hoon gee?????????[:P]


[pistols]


Hoor daikhain na....cute sab samaj gai ha......abb bhi samaj jain...:P

cute kool down ......i know kay tum itni ziada bhi nahi hoo....per hoor ki waja say tumhain bhi sab daikhna per raha ha...lolz...jk


hein?


kuch samaj ati hhi nai ha tumain
Posted 06 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]


khud kuch nahi ho saka too us say request ho rahi ha.......hahahaha...[:P]


tum kaheen use challenge to nahi ker rahe??...:p


nahi nahi main too kahanay per invite ker raha hoon...:Plolz.

jo bhi samaj looo[pirategreen]
Posted 06 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

lolz joji agar yeh challenge hae to batao..n dkeho mei kia karti hun..[;)]
aur waise bhi mei ne cutie ko islie kaha cuz me busy na..no time to shoot ya..[;)]
islie cutie ko kaha..aur waise bhi mei ne kia ya cutie ne shoot kia..baat to ek hi hae na..[;)]


time nahi ha ya....himmet nahi ha:P
sab pata ha....ker lain jo kerna ha...main bhi daikhoon ajj[:P]
Posted 06 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

phir too app cute our hoor kay saray replies goor say perti hoon gee?????????[:P]


uff mujhe itna miss kia jata hae k ab meri absence mein bhi mera nam le rahe ho..[;)]
bus joji bus na..[;)]


yeh nahi daikhna kay..kion lya gya ha naam.....abb bhi na...[;)]


chalo jo bhi ho naam aya to sahi..[;)]
woh song suna hae na..
haan yeh dewwana pan kuch kam to aya....aj tere honton pe mera naam to aya....mera naam to aya....tururu turururu....tu ru ru ru...[;)]


yeh app kya ganay sunti rehti hein....pooranay pooranay.....:P
chalain iss baar galti ho gai....ainda nahi aye ga......ab theek ha:)
Posted 06 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]


na....fazool mai apne haath gande ker loon...:p


Gloves pehen lo na...[;)]


haan hoor say lay looo......bohat hein in kay pass:P
abb rooz chiken ...cows too zaba kerti hein na:P
Posted 06 Jul 2003
Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

lolz joji agar yeh challenge hae to batao..n dkeho mei kia karti hun..[;)]
aur waise bhi mei ne cutie ko islie kaha cuz me busy na..no time to shoot ya..[;)]
islie cutie ko kaha..aur waise bhi mei ne kia ya cutie ne shoot kia..baat to ek hi hae na..[;)]


hahahahahhaa....sahi baat hai...hum dono ka maqsad to aik hi hai na...;p
Posted 06 Jul 2003
Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]


na....fazool mai apne haath gande ker loon...:p


Gloves pehen lo na...[;)]


nahi na...
Posted 06 Jul 2003
Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]


na....fazool mai apne haath gande ker loon...:p


lolz......
pehlay too yeh

hahahahahaha......acha bas....ab ziada gehrai mai jane ki zaroorat nahi hai...:p
Posted 06 Jul 2003
Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

phir too app cute our hoor kay saray replies goor say perti hoon gee?????????[:P]


[pistols]


Hoor daikhain na....cute sab samaj gai ha......abb bhi samaj jain...:P

cute kool down ......i know kay tum itni ziada bhi nahi hoo....per hoor ki waja say tumhain bhi sab daikhna per raha ha...lolz...jk


hein?


kuch samaj ati hhi nai ha tumain


to samjha do na...:p
Posted 06 Jul 2003
Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]


khud kuch nahi ho saka too us say request ho rahi ha.......hahahaha...[:P]


tum kaheen use challenge to nahi ker rahe??...:p


nahi nahi main too kahanay per invite ker raha hoon...:Plolz.

jo bhi samaj looo[pirategreen]


lolz joji....is mai darne ki kiya baat hai...:p
Posted 06 Jul 2003
Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]


na....fazool mai apne haath gande ker loon...:p


Gloves pehen lo na...[;)]


haan hoor say lay looo......bohat hein in kay pass:P
abb rooz chiken ...cows too zaba kerti hein na:P


tumhen kaise pata??......kaheen tum dono bussiness partners to nahi ho??....:p
Posted 06 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
lolz businees partner..han mei ne is ko shop per rakha hua haena..katne k liye..[;)]
n joji ab to naam le lia hae..ab kuch nahi hosakta..n aise bhi woh song new hae..old nahi hae..
n cutie chal yaar is ko shot karein..kuch kerne ko dil ker raha hae..aur kuch nai to yehi sahi..[;)]

Posted 11 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

lolz joji agar yeh challenge hae to batao..n dkeho mei kia karti hun..[;)]
aur waise bhi mei ne cutie ko islie kaha cuz me busy na..no time to shoot ya..[;)]
islie cutie ko kaha..aur waise bhi mei ne kia ya cutie ne shoot kia..baat to ek hi hae na..[;)]


hahahahahhaa....sahi baat hai...hum dono ka maqsad to aik hi hai na...;p

ajeeb hi maqsaad ha ......jo poora hi nahi ho sakta:P
Posted 11 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

phir too app cute our hoor kay saray replies goor say perti hoon gee?????????[:P]


[pistols]


Hoor daikhain na....cute sab samaj gai ha......abb bhi samaj jain...:P

cute kool down ......i know kay tum itni ziada bhi nahi hoo....per hoor ki waja say tumhain bhi sab daikhna per raha ha...lolz...jk


hein?


kuch samaj ati hhi nai ha tumain


to samjha do na...:p


main farig nahi hoon......khud hi samajnay ki try kerooo:P
Posted 11 Jul 2003
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