Computer Helpline Conversation

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Actual Computer Help Line Conversation

"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C:\prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
......."Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
......."Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh-huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes -- the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."


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Posted 02 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]



khud kuch nahi ho saka too us say request ho rahi ha.......hahahaha...[:P]



tum kaheen use challenge to nahi ker rahe??...:p



nahi nahi main too kahanay per invite ker raha hoon...:Plolz.

jo bhi samaj looo[pirategreen]



lolz joji....is mai darne ki kiya baat hai...:p



baat nahi ha na.....isi lye too keh raha hoon kay.....na darooo:P
Posted 11 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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hehe cutie gud gud..shoot joji.[;)]



na....fazool mai apne haath gande ker loon...:p



Gloves pehen lo na...[;)]



haan hoor say lay looo......bohat hein in kay pass:P
abb rooz chiken ...cows too zaba kerti hein na:P



tumhen kaise pata??......kaheen tum dono bussiness partners to nahi ho??....:p



lolz.........nahi jee.......main itnay chotay mootay business nahi kerta:P
Hoor akeli hii chala raheen hein is business ko
Posted 11 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

lolz businees partner..han mei ne is ko shop per rakha hua haena..katne k liye..[;)]
n joji ab to naam le lia hae..ab kuch nahi hosakta..n aise bhi woh song new hae..old nahi hae..
n cutie chal yaar is ko shot karein..kuch kerne ko dil ker raha hae..aur kuch nai to yehi sahi..[;)]





shop   per rakha wa ha.....takay main dakhoon kay kahin hoor chinken kattay waqt kuch botian chupa too nahi latii....lolz....jk:P

yeh app ka dil doo number lagta ha mujay.....yeh app ka dil kuch kernay ko ker raha ha....is main mujay marnay ki baat kahan say a gai????:P

cute too wasay hi muj say darti ha.......woo kuch nahi kernay wali.:P
darti too app bhi hein......per sab kay samnay manti nahi hein
Posted 11 Jul 2003

sweetie says
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Originally posted by desidude
First of all If it was me I woudn't have called da customer help line cuz I know hell of alot 'bout computers dan dose guyz(didn't take Cisco networking course 4 nothin') secondly it happened to u not me!![:P][:P][:P][:P]




[:I] itni lambi chori explanation... uffff.. [:I]

Posted 12 Jul 2003

oye joji..aj shop per nahi gaye..itne orders aye hien aur tum yahan jb per..chalo jao n chicken kato..[;)]
hehe no JB ..[;)]
n mera dil do numbri nahin..are dil to hae dil, dil ka aitebar kiya kijye..lolz..
bus mood hua k tum ko shoot kia jae..to keh dia..n marne se kiu darte ho? kuch nahi hoga..thori se dard hogi bad mein aram hi aram..[;)]
Posted 12 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
main nay kaha app akelay hi sab sambhal lain gee......baad main app nay sab kaam akelay hi kerna ha too abhi say adat dalain na[:P]

yeh app kay dil ka koi atebar nahi.......rooz isay kuch nya ho raha hota ha:p

arammm..........phir theek ha......maar dain.....per aram say marna ha....yeh na hoo kay meri cheekhoon say char panch our banday bhi mar jain:)

chalain main lata hoon......app churi chalain.....our apnay dil ko aram pohanchain.....:(
Posted 12 Jul 2003

~Fragi~ says
lolzian
Posted 14 Jul 2003

are joji...chalo ab batein kam karo..n kaam ziada..order na pohoncha to u knoe mei tume nikal bahir karu gi job se..so b careful..last time maf ker dia tha..dis time nai kerun gi maaf...chalo cayy on wid ur work..[;)]

aur haan dil ka aitebar to nahi hae..u to knoe na k DIL TO PAGAL HAI...DIL DEWANA HAI..[;)]

acht mein tumhein aram se marun gi..u dun worry bacha.[;)] acha t o batao kaha se katna shuru karun tum ko..[;)] lolz..[;)]

acha yeh pleej sad faces na banao..mei ne tumhein kia kh diya hae..[:O]

n kidoo u hasing ..yaha mein joji ko kating..n u hasing..hohye joji dekho dkeho kidoo ko..[:O]
Posted 14 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
chalain app boss ko nikalnay ki dhamki da rahee hein...app ko kya ho gya ha:P

dil pehlay pagal howa ya deewana.....?????????

aisa kerain pehlay baal kaat lain ......lolz...wasay bhi app ka too yeh profession ha....start main easy ho gye ga na[:P]


aik too maar rahii hein oppper say keh rahee hein kay sad faces na banaooon.....abb main mar raha hoon.....nachnay say too raha.:(

usain daikhoon .....app jo mujay kaat rahee hien .....is ka kya ha????????:p

Posted 14 Jul 2003

lolz..boss kahe ka..haan ..yeh meat katne k tum boss ho..muje to koi idea hi nahi hae na..[;)]

n dil mera khyal hae pehle pagal hua tha..n fir dewana...!
are na jee na baal katne shatne ka kam hum nai kerte..na re na na..apne type k kam na kaha karo mujhe..[;)]
acha baba meia ram se katun gi tumhien..ab to sad faces na banao na...!
Posted 15 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
app hamesha apnay kaam main mashghoul hoti hein( meat etc kaatnay main ) too app ko ides kaisay ho ga:P

ohhhhhhh.....pehlay deewana hona chahiye tha......abb app ka dil hamesha pagal hi rahay ga:P

our agar app na katna nahi ha too poocha q tha.......ab too baat hi katnay parain gay:P

aram say katain ya taizi say....marna too main nay ha hi.....bananain dain na.......wasay bhi main too maar jaoon ga.......app meri fiker q ker rahi hein????
Posted 15 Jul 2003

salam jee i am new here i have done ma bs in computer science engineering and now i am doing ma speciallization in communication. doant feel any hesitation regarding to this. i use to fix equipments make shortest routs for data trafic. fix gate keepers or gate ways. we are terrminating calls all over the world ma site is www.intelvoice.come ....
Posted 15 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
Waliqumassalam fareed khan......welcome jee....have fun:)
Posted 15 Jul 2003

dont feel any hesitation asking questions regarding to this .....
Posted 15 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
sure jee.....
wasay ur link isn't working??????
Posted 15 Jul 2003

are joji chalo bacha no more arguments..chup chap order complete ker lo..koi business khrab ker rahe ho..[;)] kam karo..bad mei JB per ana..[;)]
n waise muje pata hae marna to tum ne hae..
lekin mei fikr islie tumari kar rhai hun..take marne se pehle tume yeh na lage k HOOR ne tumare sath thek nahi kiya..tumhein yehi lagna chahiye k HOOR ko tumari bohot fikr thi...warna agar aisa na hua to tum shayd marne k baad..i mean marne k baad tumari ATMA muje tang na karne ajaye na..u to knoe na..yeh Atma watma se muje hohot dar lagta hae..
Posted 19 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
fiker not.....app darain na.....meri aatma bhi meri taran achi hi ho gee:P
abb yeh meri aatma ha .....app ko thori ha[:P]

our ajj sunday ha.....choti ha....ajj business band ha na.......:P

is taran too phir mujay bhi app ki fiker kerni peray gee......per mujay nahi pata kay fiker kaisay kertay hein???????app bataian nay kay app ki fiker kaisay keroon?>>??????????
Posted 21 Jul 2003

lolz..Hoor ki fikr tum na karo, yeh tumare bus ka kaam nahi hae...[;)]
n naa jee ATMA ka kia bharosa, dar to lage gana..!
Posted 22 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
kabhi kehti hein kay fiker kerooo....kabhi kehti hein kay na keroo.....aik baat kerain...keroon ya na keroon????????????


our atma ka bharoosa kerain..yeh ap kay bohat achay our pyaray say friend ki atma ha:P
Posted 22 Jul 2003

lolz acha ek kam karein..ap fikar karein..lekin tameez se..bech mei dushmaniyan na nikalein...[;)]

n yehmera pyara sa dost...tum pyare ho? nmere dost ho? sachi?[:O]
jaan ker dukh hua...[;)]
Posted 24 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
lolz......dukh howa na kay ...main itnay achay insaan ka itna harab doost.....hahahaha....[:P]jk


our main fiker tameez say hi kerta hoon.......me not kering dushmani wid any one....

ajj app nay mujay dosri baar app kaha ha.....main note kerta ja raha hoon[;)]
Posted 24 Jul 2003

nai nai..mei to soch rahi thi ke yeh do ache log dost kaise ban gaye..[;)]
chalo pakka na k ur notkaring dushmani..[;)]
acha ap yeh app kis lie note ker rahe ho ?ap ko bura laaga islie ya fir acha laga islie?[:O]
Posted 24 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
jee paka ........no dushmani ..... per app bhi nai kerni .....yeh na hoo app ker lain:P

yeh too nahi pata kay acha laga kay boora......per laga kuch ajeeb sa ha...[;)]
Posted 24 Jul 2003

are yehkia bat hui..batao agar tumhein bura laga to mein tumhein fir nahi kahungi..APP..[;)]
n dun worry no dushmani frm ma side:)
Posted 24 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
app ki marzi ha na.....ap ko jo acha lagay woo kahain.....meray boray lagnay ki no fiker kerain app:)
Posted 24 Jul 2003

nai joji jo ap ko pasand ho woh kaho....!meri fikar choro..
Posted 24 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
app ki pasand meri pasand na.....is lye khud hi decide ker lain:)
Posted 24 Jul 2003

nai joji..tumari pasand honi chahiye bus..keh dia na main ne....[:I]
Posted 24 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
chalain main hi bata deta hoon.....per abb tak bhool gya ha kay kya pasand kerna ha./??????
Posted 24 Jul 2003

joji tumein mei .................choru gi nai...
Posted 26 Jul 2003

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