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Subject: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious
situations.


1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...



Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here ?
Answer:- Don' u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt ?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try
again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why ? Would it rather have been you ?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good ??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good ?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable, wife-beating, insensitive lout... it's
just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping ?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was
sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut ?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts ?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and
now it's in flames!!!

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