Desi Gals - Fact File

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-She will always have her cell phone on vibrate once she is back home frm school/college. (most prob if u call afta 8pm, she will speak in a whisperin' voice, or frm bathroom.

-Saira/Fozia/Rashda (be aware of these names, these r the most 3 typical fake names gals use these days.

-If u eva speak to a gal on phone then this is the rule. Dont "fall" fo her if she has good voice, beacause most motti larkian have good voice, so the sexier the voice is , the fatter the girl is.

-Never date with a girl , around the area where she lives. Her brothers might be driving Taxi there, or not jus that, her mom might be coming out of ALDI/TESCO/ASIAN market with 20kg saturdays sale right from next street.

-Desi gals love to sms. It is a bad addiction, its because they cant talk freely on phone once they sittin' in their homes infront of their wadda pra in dhoti. So all they can do is sms, so be aware n stay away frm sms`s.

-"Agar Muje Kissi Nay Daikh Liya Tu". this is typical line if u ever gona go on a date. If a girl says that, take her to Nørrebro Kabrastaan the one with big yellow deewar or n e otha place whea nobody comes by-

-Gals are very lusty when they meet. They will get "dheeli", be aware guyz its a way of getin' seduced. Dont RUIN ur life.

- Gals r not MASOOM. this is the most important point. If u think a gal is masoom n cute, then u r trapped. Ajkal koi bi larki masoom nahiN, har kissi ka andar say Dil karta hai, or har koi nay kahiN na kahiN pyar ka wada ya izhar kiya hota hai.

-Every desi gal looks beautiful afta 2 AM.



PS=There r no personall attacks in this post. All rules r followed, n its just some facts n some personal viewpoints.


Desi MC feat.DJ Cheetah

peace
Posted 24 Nov 2005

Desi_MC says
DONT lock or deleted this post
Posted 24 Nov 2005

Desi_MC said:

-She will always have her cell phone on vibrate once she is back home frm school/college. (most prob if u call afta 8pm, she will speak in a whisperin' voice, or frm bathroom.

-Saira/Fozia/Rashda (be aware of these names, these r the most 3 typical fake names gals use these days.

-If u eva speak to a gal on phone then this is the rule. Dont "fall" fo her if she has good voice, beacause most motti larkian have good voice, so the sexier the voice is , the fatter the girl is.

-Never date with a girl , around the area where she lives. Her brothers might be driving Taxi there, or not jus that, her mom might be coming out of ALDI/TESCO/ASIAN market with 20kg saturdays sale right from next street.

-Desi gals love to sms. It is a bad addiction, its because they cant talk freely on phone once they sittin' in their homes infront of their wadda pra in dhoti. So all they can do is sms, so be aware n stay away frm sms`s.

-"Agar Muje Kissi Nay Daikh Liya Tu". this is typical line if u ever gona go on a date. If a girl says that, take her to Nørrebro Kabrastaan the one with big yellow deewar or n e otha place whea nobody comes by-

-Gals are very lusty when they meet. They will get "dheeli", be aware guyz its a way of getin' seduced. Dont RUIN ur life.

- Gals r not MASOOM. this is the most important point. If u think a gal is masoom n cute, then u r trapped. Ajkal koi bi larki masoom nahiN, har kissi ka andar say Dil karta hai, or har koi nay kahiN na kahiN pyar ka wada ya izhar kiya hota hai.

-Every desi gal looks beautiful afta 2 AM.



PS=There r no personall attacks in this post. All rules r followed, n its just some facts n some personal viewpoints.


Desi MC feat.DJ Cheetah

peace



again Dreamin ,thinkin abt Girls



yah lay nr mazay kar +14085212000 meri x G/f k hai

coz i knw jin ko koi lift nahi karwataa woh he asi baatin karty hain

Posted 24 Nov 2005

Bazigaar says
nope..to be honest...these things r only true for maybe 5% gals around here...around r all reasonable...
Posted 24 Nov 2005

but i will move it
bcz it is funny
Posted 24 Nov 2005

Desi_MC says
Gee-Z:- ur x prolly a street gal....
coz thas all u can get...
besided im not into desi gals....
i got a kuri.....
n they r far way betta thn desis....
u stick to ur junkies
fanks fo the offer n e way....

Shanesha.... aap ney abhi daikha hee kab hai,
israel mein itnay pakis nahi hein...
go n c in uk, usa, europe

Posted 24 Nov 2005

Desi_MC said:

Gee-Z:- ur x prolly a street gal....
coz thas all u can get...
besided im not into desi gals....
i got a kuri.....
n they r far way betta thn desis....
u stick to ur junkies
fanks fo the offer n e way....





hey Mc dont



Posted 24 Nov 2005

Bazigaar says
Desi_MC said:

Gee-Z:- ur x prolly a street gal....
coz thas all u can get...
besided im not into desi gals....
i got a kuri.....
n they r far way betta thn desis....
u stick to ur junkies
fanks fo the offer n e way....

Shanesha.... aap ney abhi daikha hee kab hai,
israel mein itnay pakis nahi hein...
go n c in uk, usa, europe



i was raised in europe
Posted 24 Nov 2005

Bunny says
hahaha...so trueeeee
Posted 25 Nov 2005

Desi_MC says
Shanesha n still u don knw a sh*t bout it...
Posted 25 Nov 2005

Ashii says
should i say something
Posted 25 Nov 2005

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