QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
> Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
> Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
> Teacher : Spell it?
> Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
> Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
> Banta : How do you know??
> Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have
> came again..
> Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
> Police : How the theif did not take TV???
> Sardar : I was watching TV na....
> Thought for the Day!!!
> If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
> Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
> Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
> Tell why this odd combination?
> Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!
> Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"
> Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!
> When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
> Answer : On their Wedding !!
> Whats the height of Intelligence?
> Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme
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