Better to be a lion in Pakistan than

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aikalone

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Pakistan, Pakistan

In a poor zoo of Pakistan, a lion was frustrated as he
was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one
US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo
management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a
central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a
US Green Card also.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a
big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.
The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that
it contained few bananas.
Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much
for him as they were worried about his stomach as he
had recently shifted from Pakistan.

The next day the same thing happened. On the third
day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.
The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy
and blasted him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king
of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?
What nonsense is this? why are you delivering bananas
to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are
the king of the jungle but .. Did you know that you
have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!




Moral of the Story:
Better to be a Lion in Pakistan than a Monkey
elsewhere!
Posted 28 Apr 2006

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