Pak Cricket Team - after failure at World Cup

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After the abject defeat of the Pakistani cricket team, the players were unable to show their faces to people and they chose just stay in their hotel rooms.
However, Shoaib Akhtar couldn't resist being in South Africa and not be able to go out shopping and to have a few drinks. So he disguised himself as a Sardar (sikh with turban) and sneaked out.
He met a beautiful woman at the front door of the hotel who greeted him with "Hi, Shoaib!"
Surprised at having been caught, he stammered "H-h-how did you manage to recognize me?"
The woman sashayed up to him suggestively and leaned forward to whisper romantically into his ear. "Shhh...stupid!! I'm Shahid Afridi !"


[:D][:D]

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa
ooooooooo, dts a good 1 sweety
very funny
ha ha ha ha
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
yeah it made me laugh too.. so thought of sharing with u guys.
[baer]

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
heheh baz.. i never supported UK in cricket.. they are not so good in cricket.. sirf football mae achay hain.. well kind of.. just bcz of Beckham and Michael Owen.. otherwise us mae bhi nahi.

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
yeah, but i like da clubs football betta!
i support man u!
well, they hav roy keane from ireland playin 4 dem!
beckham is good too, but i dun like micheal owen cuz i hate liverpool, n ma sistr luvs them!
she was rubbing it in ma face wen man u lost to them in da finals of da wurthington cup!
arrrgh!
Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
kewl!
but bazi, where r ya from!
ur location changes al da time!
Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
ah cum on bazi!
tell me!
Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
da name of da country ya livin in!
dats wat!
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
he lives everywhere.. actually.. dont tell anyone hina. he's on world tour. is liye keeps changing countries.

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
yeah but forgot to take me with u.. how bad of u.. :(

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
dont remind me of him.. agggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

kebab mae haddi

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
n who's her boss!
n yeah, u cud hav invited us both 2!
not fair bazi!
akelay akeley?
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
[:(!][:(!] [angrypirat][angrypirat][angrypirat]

CHUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[cannibal]
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by flawless

n who's her boss!
n yeah, u cud hav invited us both 2!
not fair bazi!
akelay akeley?



EXACTLY HINA.. THATS WHAT I M SAYING.. NO FAIR :(

AND BAZ.. [enforcer]
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
HEHEHE.. KYA HAE BAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.. :P


Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
[uzi] [pistols]

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
heheheehehehe.. baz lostttttttttttttt.. i wonnnnnnnnnnnnn.. yipppeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
to to kyaaa.. basss decision ho gaya.. me wonnnnn.. :D

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
wooooooo hooooooo
sweety won!
GURL POWAA!;)
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
yesh hina.. we are in majority aint we.. :D

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
yes i meant on jb.. me and hina. :d

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
we do! dont we sweety?
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
yesh hina.. we rule heya :D

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
[:O].. whats dat bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [:(!][:(!]

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
oyeeeeeeeeeee. [enforcer]

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
oye baz, u betta not be laffin at us, ur too nice to do dat!
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
lolz.. itna makhan na lao slip ho jaye ga baz. :p

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
yaar slip kerne ke liye he to mukhan use ker rahee hoon!
u get it now sweetie;)
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by Bazigaar

sweetie..do u remember..who was da first person who repled to u on jb forums? lol




yesh jaguar eyes.. and u were the second one who asked me to beaware of jaguar eyes.. :p

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by flawless

yaar slip kerne ke liye he to mukhan use ker rahee hoon!
u get it now sweetie;)



heheh u go hina u go.. :p

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
errrrmmm.. wherever she wants to.. jahan she likes to go.. :p

Posted 27 Mar 2003

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