Are U tired of being bossed around.. check dis out

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sweetie

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A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a
psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a
>>finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that - I - am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," his wife replied.

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Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa
good 1 sweety!
murne se pehle khilaa pilaa ke bhujna pure ga!
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
lol.. yeah flawless :p

baz u r still online???

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
yes just read it.. u r going to uni na.. okie... well im here and not here.. u know what i mean.. :)

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
how cn it be possible dt bazi isnt on jb?
ye kubhi ho sukta hai kya!
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
u r rite flawless.. he's here 24/7.. doesnt even sleep at night.

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
yup, he doesnt!
hey bazi, we r talkin bout u!
wudnt u like to add in aword?
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
I GUESS HE DIDNT LIKE THAT.. :P.. NEH HE IS GOING TO UNI SOON THATS WHY NOT REPLYING.. MIGHT HAVE LEFT ALREADY.

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
yeah, maybe
so hows life treatin ya sweety?
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
my life??.. errrrmm i'd say its so so.. not so bad not so good.

how bout u flawless.. can i ask ur real name if u don mind??

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
sure u can!
my real name is hina hafeez
wat bout urs? dt if u dont hv a prob wid tellin me!:)
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
Nice Name Hina.. :)

is it ok if i call u hina on jb?

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
sure is, i dun mind at all!
wts ur real name?
if ya dun wna post it den u cud pm it to me, n i wont call u by ur real name in jb if u want either!:)
Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
nything ya want to!
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
my name is not as nice and sweet as urs.

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
awwww cum on!
how can it not be sweet!
ur sweety, remember?
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
lol.. yeah just a nick.. ;)

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
ur name is sweet bazi!
it sameer right?
it shoooooooo cute n sweet! lolz!
Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
wat ooooppps bazi?
Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
but y?
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by Bazigaar

mera name is not sweet



yes true. its not sweet.. i agree cuz its VERY sweet.

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
balti bhur ke, itna!lolz
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
as sweet as mango.. lol mr mango :p

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
ek balti??.. keri balti oyee.
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
HAIN.. HINA WHAT WAS IN THE BALTI.. IF IT WAS BALTI CHICKEN THEN CAN I JOIN TOO PWEEZ.. CUZ IM STARVING.. :P

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
yup, sure u can join!
im setting da table!
atleast bazi ke name ki balti chicken hi kha letein hein
Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
lolzz.. dont worry baz.. we aint inviting alot of peepz.. just me and hina.. kiyon hina theek hae na.. :p

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
oyeeee.. u r not supposed to leak out anyone's secret.. shussshhhhhh.

Posted 27 Mar 2003

sweetie says
kyaa?.. really???.. ohh okieee.. mujhe nahi pata tha. suwwie.

Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
really, kewl!

bazi n his big mouth!
once again!
ADUT SE MIJBOOR!
HA HA HA !
bazi, dun worry, we r gals, we wont eat as much as ya guys do, but we'l try our best eat as much as we can!, rite sweety?
Posted 27 Mar 2003

flawless says
hehehehe bazi!

dun pay soo much attention, ankhein nikul ayein gee!
lolz j/k
Posted 27 Mar 2003

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