Julie & sulie!!

Apun aik ishtory sunaenga:
Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log bolay tou mutlab kee judrwaan. Lekin dono main farq bolay tou ik dum solid. Julie ik dum Smart, jhakaas aur Sulie ik dum halki re. To kya hota hai maloom? Sulie tou bachpan say, woh kya boltay hain usko.. Stubborn ..bolay to ik dam ziddi.... rehti hai.

To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh maang ta-ich hai.

Julie ko gudriya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha...

Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.

Aisa kartay kartay bees saal guzar gaya baap.

Tou na kia hoowa maloom? Julie ka shaadi ik dum karodr-pati ladrka kay saath hota hai. Aur Sulie ik phateechar puntoosh say shaadi banata hai.

Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap. Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangti hai.Pati bechara gharib. Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waastay woh Fridge khareed leta hai. Abhi Julie agle maheenay Air Conditioner khareed dalti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap. Bolti: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi. Pati bechara aur paisay udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai.

Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Sulie bhi zidd karti hai. Pati ka dimaagh satak-ta hei lekin phir bhi saala karega kya, pita-ji ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadri khareedta hai. Thodray dinon ke baad Julie gaadri bech ke Bus khareedti hai. Sulie Zidd karti hai Bus chaeye merey ko bhee Abhee pati solid bhadrakta hai baap. Bolta hai "Aye item, ab dimaagh ki dahi mat bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak kia Abhi apun tera ik nahin sunenga. Apun jaa rahela hai"

Tou Sulie ko chodrke woh chala jaata hai. Sulie lekin apni gaadri bech kar aur paisa market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai.

Tou Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai.

Bus ko park kar kay woh log ghoomnay phirnay ko jaata hai. Wapas aakay dekhta hai tou saala dono bus main steering wheel ghaib, seat ghaib, gear ghaib...sab kuch ghaib!! Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch tou bolti hai.

Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti hai??




* * * Yeh too bol-na * * * * *






* * * Abay soch shuntt...... * * *







* * *lay dimagh kaam nahi kar rela hai? * * *







* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *








* * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *










"NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE........ NA KUCH MERE BUS MEIN..."






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