1. Forums
  2. Freedom of Speech
  3. Yo Mystique get your lazy $$$ in here

Yo Mystique get your lazy $$$ in here

1726 views 37 replies
Reply to Topic
Desi_MC

Age: 124
Total Posts: 5111
Points: 0

Location:
Somalia, Somalia
and help a lost confused friend of yours.
Out of these following pair of jeans which one would you think go good with the top ?

If none of these, the last option is a black suite.
But i am not in a suite mood.

So it has to be out of here.
I am thinking dark blue jeans with marks n spencer white shirt ? may be and a tie ?

I completely forgot about these 2 new pair of jeans i bought last week for the mehndi function but i didn't go.
Instead i went to pool with my mates.

Heard i missed a lot of hot chicks dance moves. :(



















Random




Goate, clean shave or trim/light shave.
Girls here dig that.

Posted 02 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
So shoot up.
Posted 02 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Trim & light shave, but keep the goate. <3

I was gonna suggest for you to wear a suit but since you wanna be an awkward git, the dark blue jeans with marks & spencer white shirt it is then.
Posted 02 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
Nice nice.

The thing is suite would look good if it was some close relative wedding.
Its just a random desi wedding.
And they invited us out of nowhere.

I guess to make it on RSVP.

Posted 02 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Chalo theek hai, make sure you take pics, I wanna see how you looked.
Posted 02 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
All those aunties are gonna be perving on you, you old dawg!

Posted 02 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
I'll be clicking desi chicks
If i see a clean way i might make my move and get her number.
Then we be texting day and nights...
Posted 02 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
Mystique said:

All those aunties are gonna be perving on you, you old dawg!



I'll make them jealous by taking my very good gori friend with me.

Hahahahah
Posted 02 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Lol, for once in your life, try & behave!
Posted 02 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
I love these weddings.
You always get to see funny scenes.
Posted 02 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Lol, like seeing drunken aunties dancing & people giving you daggers for no good reason.
Posted 02 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
HAhaha
Denmark isn't as crazy as UK

But pretty close.

Heard my ex is also invited.
Posted 02 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Lol, desi weddings here are usually mad.

People always have to compare how this wedding was compared to the last wedding they attended, I swear it's like they've made it their mission in life to have an even more extravagant wedding just for the sake of showing off.

If it ain't that, you'll get people that'll try & put nazar on you, lol some people.

Oh & here's a good one, they always have to ask who are you related to & what do your parents do & if you're engaged?

What the hell, are they supposed to be your biographers, I seriously hate weddings sometimes.
Posted 02 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
Hahahahah exactly.
I always tell them i am with a gori.
Then they go like
Teray maa piyo nu pata hai.... I'm like yea they actually happy key bachey goray chittay hosan...
Then they go double
Then i leave them and they start whispering to the person next to them and somehow at the end of shaadi day, they get the info on me... whos son i am, what i do, etc
Then they ask to come for quran khaani at their home, or some other khatam stuff.

Then i see their ugly duckling daughters...
I am like yea course
Posted 02 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Lol, the shock mode never get's old!

Lol at their reactions, you go girl!
These functions are nearly always an excuse for them to gossip.

Lol @ goray goray bache. <3
Posted 02 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
I seen one pretty desi girl in my whole life at one of these weddings.
And i never got to know her name or anything.
All i had her pictures.
Posted 02 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Awwwww.
Better luck next time.
Posted 02 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
Yeah.
There are plenty of fishes in the lake no ?
Posted 02 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Lol, yep.
Btw, how many babies are you planning on having?
Posted 02 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
From one fish or all ?
Posted 02 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
You're not human at all, are you?
Posted 02 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
Thats for you to find out.
Posted 02 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Oh joy.
Posted 03 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
You'll get used to it.
Posted 03 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Can't I just send a priest over to get you exorcised?
Posted 03 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
We'll talk on that issue.

In the mean time check this out.
Gawddd i love Jeff.

Jokhhhhe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neTsQng-70o
Posted 03 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Seen it, it's so gay.
Posted 03 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
No its not.
British humor is dry thats why it was deep for your you to understand.
lol

Anyway backo from wedding.
I will give a full review later on i need my evening tea now with a suttah.

It was fun shaadi. A fight broke out...
Posted 04 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Lol @ "It was too deep for you to understand"

Right OK, if you say so Desi, cos let's face it, we all need to see more biased twats making fun of muslims whether directly or indirectly.

Anyway, what happened at the shaadi, was it aunties or over bearing neanderthals slugging it out?
Posted 06 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
It was all mixed stuff.
I'll make a thread on it.
Posted 06 Aug 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Lol, OK.
This should be interesting.
Posted 07 Aug 2008
Reply to Topic
Categories Introductions Freedom of Speech Religion Songs and Lyrics Talk Professions / Education Poetry Cafe (URDU) Sentiments Rendezvous (aka Request, service center, Help Desk) Teen Talk Idiotic Topics (Trash Bin) Poetry Cafe (English) JB SOCIAL CLUB Love and Romance Serious Corner Road Trips / OffRoad / Vacations Sports Talk Bollywood Trash Bin ForeignWood Cool/ Classic/ Amazing/ Artistic Pictures Gaming Zone Funny Phix!/JOKES/Topics Box Lollywood JB IT Solutions Advertisment

Search Forum

e.g. help, think, fair enough