Types of women

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PumpKin

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Types Of Women

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

Posted 24 Aug 2003

Madiha718 says
lol yeah i've seen that before...i dun mind another laugh tho!
Posted 24 Aug 2003

women......women.....so many types
Posted 25 Aug 2003

flawless says
ummm, hi guys, nice joke at da expense of gals! lolz!
Posted 26 Aug 2003

saieen says
lolzzz.....
kwlll one
Posted 26 Aug 2003

you forget writing LAP TOP type women. she can scrow boys any where she goes
Posted 27 Aug 2003

flawless says
oooooooohhhhhhhhh, i think its da othr way around fardeen man, dnt u think! hahahahahah
Posted 27 Aug 2003

flawless picture down your nick is enough to make any one out of his mind
kidding

Posted 27 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
lolz
Posted 27 Aug 2003

tarar786 says
cool
Posted 28 Aug 2003

pagaldil says
LOLOLOL
Posted 29 Aug 2003

flawless says
man, y is every1 after ma avtar, first it was bazi, n now fardeen, uve startd aswel!
Posted 29 Aug 2003

Mani says
its da lipstick gal
;)
Posted 29 Aug 2003

flawless says
ooooohhhhh........hahahahahaha, lispick is wat evrybody is after, if u want, i let u hav ma lispick! u cnt wear it then!
Posted 29 Aug 2003

Mani says
no
i neva said a word boutur crap avater ma'am
:)
its demfreaks
Posted 29 Aug 2003

flawless says
UMM.....OKIE DEN.........IF THEY LIKE DA LIPSTICK SO MUCH, THEY CAN HAV IT!
Posted 29 Aug 2003

Mani says
rite...
feeling generous are we?
Posted 29 Aug 2003

flawless says
naa, jus wana stop evrybody goin on bout ma avtar!
wana end it here n right now!
Posted 29 Aug 2003

Mani says
remove it
dats wat i did to stop people thinking they are real funy

;P
Posted 29 Aug 2003

flawless says
y shud i? jus cuz they r actin all freaky dont mean i hav to remove it!
aint nothin rong wid it!
Posted 29 Aug 2003

Mani says
errr..
its a guy in a womans dress
Posted 29 Aug 2003

flawless says
yeah yeah!
Posted 29 Aug 2003

PumpKin says
lol....a guy trapped in woman body
Posted 01 Sep 2003

Rain Man says
nice
Posted 01 Sep 2003

PumpKin says
hehehe.....nice ??
Posted 03 Sep 2003

flawless says
well, u wont say that in ma face mate!
u wana know y? cuz nobody can diss me in ma face!
Posted 03 Sep 2003

oki you tell me what made you choose this Avtar.
Posted 03 Sep 2003

flawless says
attitude ma boy, attitude!
dat avtar shows attitude, n so do i!
Posted 03 Sep 2003

yeah...what's wrong with Flawless's Avatar???

Posted 04 Sep 2003

flawless says
well thanx jupitterblue 4 stickin up 4 me!
i dun think nothins wrong wd it either!
Posted 13 Sep 2003

2HOT4U says
whoa.... Are we feelin aiight everibodi? B-R-E-A-T-H-E... count to 10 :p lol j/k
Posted 13 Sep 2003

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