I Lost my wife

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Rapunzel

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I Lost my wife : (Ladies should read not to be missed)

A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

Man: I lost my wife (misty)

Inspector: what is her height

Man; I never noticed

Inspectior:slim or healthy

Man: not slim can be healthy

Inspector: colour of eyes

Man: Never noticed

Inspector: colour of hair

Man: changes according to season

Inspector: what was she wearing

Man: Saree/suit/ I dont remember exactly

Inspector:was somebody with her ?????????
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my Labra dog (romeo)
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tied with a golden chain

height 30 inches

healthy,

blue eyes,

blackish brown hair

his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken

he never barks

wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls

he likes non veg food

we sleep together

we eat together

we jog together

we__________ _________&

the man started crying
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Inspector: Lets search the dog first !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 22 Oct 2008

Ayesha says
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Posted 22 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Posted 22 Oct 2008

Rapunzel says
Ayesha said:

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Posted 22 Oct 2008

Rapunzel says
~tasha~ said:



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Posted 22 Oct 2008

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Posted 26 Oct 2008

Rapunzel says
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Posted 26 Oct 2008

Rapunzel said:

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Posted 26 Oct 2008

Rapunzel says
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Posted 26 Oct 2008

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Posted 26 Oct 2008

SupidGuy says








Posted 27 Oct 2008

SupidGuy says

Roadside Romeo said:

Rapunzel said:

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tehzeeb said:



Posted 01 Nov 2008

cutefriend says
Rapunzel said:

cutefriend said:

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