May I Know Ur Time Plz........

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Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir, but why ? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible
Old Man: Made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.
Young Man : Smiles. ;)
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.



Posted 14 Oct 2003

slik chik says
hehehe!kewl, but seen it bfo sweets!
i hope u have a watch sweets!
Posted 14 Oct 2003

PumpKin says
i lost my watch...i forgot where i put it...damn...
Posted 15 Oct 2003

Ashii says
haaaaa hehehheee.. bechara
Posted 15 Oct 2003

I need watch..... I have no watch since......3 years ago..I depend on the sun to know the time
Posted 15 Oct 2003

slik chik says
ummm..........wat bout usin ur mobile fone smartypants!
Posted 15 Oct 2003

sweetie says
hehe slik.. rite rite ;)

Posted 15 Oct 2003

slik chik says
yup yup sweets!
course im rite! hehehehehehehe!
how u doin sweets?
avnt seen u around for sum time!
actually i dnt get much time maself to cum online these days!
ufffff!
Posted 15 Oct 2003

sweetie says
yeah bas quite busy these days
workload dats all
what about ya?
hows u?
Posted 15 Oct 2003

slik chik says
im fine!
not soo bad i guess!
work load? well, u aint the only 1 sweets! i gots meself soo much work to do that its unbelievable!
man, i aint got no freakin time fo maself!
oh well, maybe after a few days, it'l all gbe back to normal! lolz!
Posted 15 Oct 2003

Cute_gal says
lolz
Posted 16 Oct 2003

jag says
hahaha
Posted 16 Oct 2003

sweetie says
slik chik said:

im fine!
not soo bad i guess!
work load? well, u aint the only 1 sweets! i gots meself soo much work to do that its unbelievable!
man, i aint got no freakin time fo maself!
oh well, maybe after a few days, it'l all gbe back to normal! lolz!



oh yeah looks like i aint the only 1 hehe
Posted 16 Oct 2003

slik chik says
nopes sweets, every1s up to their heads burdened with their work n all!
oh gosh, i need sum time to relax!uffffffffffffff
Posted 16 Oct 2003

sweetie says
yesh dats true
hey. whens r ur half term starting?? end of this month na??

Posted 16 Oct 2003

slik chik says
nope, we aint getin no half term, juss the bank holiday weekend, thats it, !
Posted 16 Oct 2003

Rain Man says
lol nice one
Posted 16 Oct 2003

slik chik says
nice 1?
i didnt know 1 was dat nice!
i think 6 is way more nicer!
Posted 16 Oct 2003

sweetie says
slik chik said:

nope, we aint getin no half term, juss the bank holiday weekend, thats it, !



oh.. really.. how come? i mean all colleges/uni/schools will be closed.. why wont u?

Posted 17 Oct 2003

sweetie says
slik chik said:

nice 1?
i didnt know 1 was dat nice!
i think 6 is way more nicer!




why 6?
Posted 17 Oct 2003

slik chik says
im obsessed with da numba 6!
its ma fave numbaa!
was fave numba since i was real small, and its still ma fave numbaa to dis very day!
Posted 18 Oct 2003

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