Pakistanies????;)

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pagal

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THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON.

ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AND
THE BARBER REPLIES:" I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE."
THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.
NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,
THERE IS A "THANK YOU" CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT.
BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE. THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.
THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS
SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD AND A DOZEN DONUTS WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

A PAKISTANI SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT.
BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE. "
THE PAKISTANI SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES.
THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,
GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE...
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CAN YOU GUESS?
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TYR TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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COME ON, THINK LIKE A PAKISTANI.................
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A DOZEN Pakistanis WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Posted 22 Jan 2004

Posted 22 Jan 2004

subha says


Once digging to a depth of 100m, Russian archaeological scientists found traces of copper wire.After carbon dating came to the conclusion that the element found was 1000 years old, and released a press note that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed,American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read:- "US archaeological scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Paki press released the following:- "After digging as deep as 500m, Paki archaeological scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones."

Posted 22 Jan 2004

2HOT4U says
heard it...
Posted 23 Jan 2004

jhoot jhoot bole to 2hot uder khud line ma front pe thi
Posted 23 Jan 2004

2HOT4U says
if you're going to make fun of me.. at least speak in a language i'm fluent in smart one!
Posted 23 Jan 2004

bole to korean??
Posted 23 Jan 2004

2HOT4U says
no spanish *rolls eyes*
Posted 23 Jan 2004

ye bole to roll eyes like this >>       
Posted 23 Jan 2004

2HOT4U says
yea..whatever...
Posted 23 Jan 2004

Te amo
Posted 23 Jan 2004

2HOT4U says
Próximo a seua boca
Posted 23 Jan 2004

bonjour
Posted 23 Jan 2004

Posted 24 Jan 2004

sama kon ha?
Posted 24 Jan 2004

kiu ?
Posted 24 Jan 2004

Cute_gal says
chota_chatri said:

bonjour



is dis french>??....:p
Posted 24 Jan 2004

aab sirf itni french aati hay :P
Posted 27 Jan 2004

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