How To Impress A Woman?

How To Impress..
A Woman?
Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,



comfort her,

protect her,



hold her,

spend money on her,


buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her


How to impress a Man?
Show up naked.
Bring Beer...Emmm :)