sardar jie kie kahani
hua kuch yu kah kah aik dafa aik sardar jie apni family ke sath ja rahe the family matlab aik biwi aur do bachie kah achanak unhe un ke aik dost mil gaye aur woh un se bafie garam joshi se mile batoon bataoon main un hoo ne sardar jie se aik sawal kia kah yar sardar tum khud to 11 bhaie hoo tumhare sirif do bachie to sardar jie ne khuch is tarah ka jawab diya dekho bhai.
bachie do hie achie
lekin bachie to phool hote hain
phool to do qism ke hote hain
aik kolar main lagane wala
aur aik gul;qand main dalne wala
lekin gulqand to metha hota hai
metha to kharbooza bhie hota hai
lekin kharbooze ko dekh ke to kharbooza rang pakarta hai
rang to jerman ke achie hote hain
lekin german main to hitler rehta hai
hitler to war karta hai
lekin war to sher bhie karta hai
sher to sheikho chil chil hota hai
shiekho chil chil to bado bala bhie thie
lekin madobala ke dil main to mandir tha
mandir to ludhyanay main bhie hote hain
ludhyanay kai log to wafadar hote hain
wafadar to kutta (dog) bhi hota hai
lekin kutte(dog) kie dum to terhie hote hai
tere to lokhie bhie hote hai
lokhie to clinton bhi bohat pasand thie
clinton to bohat seedha thie
sedhie to khotie (donkey) bhie hote hai
lekin khotie (donkey) to ghas kahtie hai
ghas to gai (cow) bhie khatie hai
lekin gai (cow) ka ghost (meat) to lazeez hota hai
lazeez to bakrai ka ghost (meat) bhie hota hai
lekin bakra to chote kad ka hota hai
chote kad kie to hiran bhie hote hai
lekin to hiran to bohat tez bhagtie hai
tez to chuha (rat) bhie dorta hai
chuha (rat) to billi ko pasand hota hai
lekin billito............. .... .... . . .. . .. . . . .
are bas karoo sardar jie bas
mere bap kie to toba jo maine tum se pocha
tumhare chie aik bachie hoo ya das
mere bala se mujhe maf kardoo mere bap
oaie itthe ruk oaie aage to sunta ja . oo sun le yar
