what car names reall stand for.........

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Cute_gal

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AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Bimbette Motor Weapon
Break My Window

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead or Dying Gas Eater
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R & D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Found On Russian Dump

GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment

PINTO
Put in new transmission often

PONTIAC
Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Assed Auto Builders

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners

VW
Virtually Worthless
Posted 23 May 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

uff joji woh mei us uper ki bat nai ker rahi thi..1st floor ki bat ker rahi thi...



too aisay bolain na..main kham kha oppper janay wala tha:P

wasay 1st floor per app ka office ha....mera 2nd per ha:P


aur kiya...tumhen nahi pata tha...:P

[:O][:O] hein aise kaise..us k to sirf ek hi floor hae..building choti se hae na..tum kia terace per hote ho kiaaa?

Posted 07 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

pata lagaoo na phir...kuch bhi nahi pata hota app ko:P



oh well...:p



kya well well laga rakhi ha....well hi hoon main
Posted 07 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

[flackwhore][pistols]


[pirat]



main golian chala raha hoon ....app ko chahiye kay bacho.....samnay a ker baith gai hoo.....lag gai too mujay na kehna:P
Posted 07 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

uff joji woh mei us uper ki bat nai ker rahi thi..1st floor ki bat ker rahi thi...



too aisay bolain na..main kham kha oppper janay wala tha:P

wasay 1st floor per app ka office ha....mera 2nd per ha:P




[:O][:O] hein aise kaise..us k to sirf ek hi floor hae..building choti se hae na..tum kia terace per hote ho kiaaa?



mera sath wali main ha ....wo joo trade center say thori hi choti ha:P
Posted 07 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

pata lagaoo na phir...kuch bhi nahi pata hota app ko:P



oh well...:p



kya well well laga rakhi ha....well hi hoon main



sure?
Posted 08 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

[flackwhore][pistols]


[pirat]



main golian chala raha hoon ....app ko chahiye kay bacho.....samnay a ker baith gai hoo.....lag gai too mujay na kehna:P



to goliyan chala q rahe ho??
Posted 08 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

pata lagaoo na phir...kuch bhi nahi pata hota app ko:P



oh well...:p



kya well well laga rakhi ha....well hi hoon main



sure?



haan na...abb bar bar poochoo gee too well nahi rahoon ga:P
Posted 08 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

[flackwhore][pistols]


[pirat]



main golian chala raha hoon ....app ko chahiye kay bacho.....samnay a ker baith gai hoo.....lag gai too mujay na kehna:P



to goliyan chala q rahe ho??


zahir ha app nay kuch kya ho ga na...abb yaad thori ha
Posted 08 Aug 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

uff joji woh mei us uper ki bat nai ker rahi thi..1st floor ki bat ker rahi thi...



too aisay bolain na..main kham kha oppper janay wala tha:P

wasay 1st floor per app ka office ha....mera 2nd per ha:P




[:O][:O] hein aise kaise..us k to sirf ek hi floor hae..building choti se hae na..tum kia terace per hote ho kiaaa?



mera sath wali main ha ....wo joo trade center say thori hi choti ha:P




lolz..woh to gir gayi thi..[:O]
Posted 08 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
jee jab app aii theen too wazan nahi berdash ker pai the[:P]lolzian..just kidding
Posted 08 Aug 2003

dekho kaisi building hae..hoor ka weight bi nai bardasht ker saki..
chalo tum ne yeh to mana k building gir gayi thi..[;)]
Posted 08 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
per aglay din doobara built ki ha.....abb office ziada din band thori rakh sakta hoon;P
Posted 08 Aug 2003

yeh agle din hi built hogaya.,uff wot a bongi yaar..
Posted 08 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
rooz ki itni bongian martay hein hum.......ajj hi yaad aya ha:P
Posted 08 Aug 2003

lolz.aj wali bongi thori bari thi na..islie..[;)]
Posted 08 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
nahi asi koi baat nahi.....woo too main kuch kehta nahi.....warna kabhi kabhi too app kamal ki high class ki bongian martee hein....per bari hein main kuch kehta nahi[:P]
Posted 08 Aug 2003

ab zahir hae..hum high clss bongian marte hein..afterall ur sis bhi to hein..
Posted 08 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
lolz.....her kaam main fahir mehsoos kertee hein.....chahay kaam jo bhi hoo.....good...:)

chalain ajj mooqabla ho gye bongion ka.....daikhta ha koon ziada lambi lambi chorta ha
Posted 08 Aug 2003

lolz haan..aj lekin rat ko..abhi subah k 7 hogaye hien..muje sona hae..mere mum ya dad agaye na mere room mei..to mein gayi..[;)]
acha mei chalti hun haan..
u keep missin me..
take care
ALLAH NEGEHBAN..:)
milte hei choti si break k baaaaad:)
Posted 08 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
chalain soo jain.....per ajj main app kay hawab main nahi aoon ga.mujay kahin jana ha...lolz...jk

acha see ya
JOJI
Allah Warris

Posted 08 Aug 2003

ok thek hae..jao aram se..
mei aj vivek ke khawab dekh lun gi..[;)]
Posted 08 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
vivek kya hota ha.....??????

yeh ap soo jain....hawab daikhna band kerain...lolz
Posted 08 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

pata lagaoo na phir...kuch bhi nahi pata hota app ko:P



oh well...:p



kya well well laga rakhi ha....well hi hoon main



sure?



haan na...abb bar bar poochoo gee too well nahi rahoon ga:P



sach bol rahe ho
??
Posted 09 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

[flackwhore][pistols]


[pirat]



main golian chala raha hoon ....app ko chahiye kay bacho.....samnay a ker baith gai hoo.....lag gai too mujay na kehna:P



to goliyan chala q rahe ho??


zahir ha app nay kuch kya ho ga na...abb yaad thori ha



rite...
Posted 09 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

pata lagaoo na phir...kuch bhi nahi pata hota app ko:P



oh well...:p



kya well well laga rakhi ha....well hi hoon main



sure?



haan na...abb bar bar poochoo gee too well nahi rahoon ga:P



sach bol rahe ho
??



pehlay kabhi jhoot bola ha ka???
Posted 09 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

[flackwhore][pistols]


[pirat]



main golian chala raha hoon ....app ko chahiye kay bacho.....samnay a ker baith gai hoo.....lag gai too mujay na kehna:P



to goliyan chala q rahe ho??


zahir ha app nay kuch kya ho ga na...abb yaad thori ha



rite...



left
Posted 09 Aug 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

vivek kya hota ha.....??????

yeh ap soo jain....hawab daikhna band kerain...lolz




vivek..tumhien nai pata..
mei kaise bataun...mujhe to sharam arai hae../emb
Posted 12 Aug 2003

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