$$$$$ ARZ KYA HAI $$$$$

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QUEEN VICTORIA

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ArZ KIyA HaI



Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..

itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..

kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..

kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!





Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !





Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?





Maine poocha chand se...

Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....

Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !





Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha,

pass jake dekha to sntra tha,

chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha,

Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !





Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,

jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi.

Khudkhushi karne chala,

Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.



Macchar ne jo kata...

dil main mere junoon tha.

Khujli hui itni...

dil be sukoon tha.

Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....

sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!





Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.

Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.

Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.

Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.





Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...

Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....





Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar,

phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,

phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !





Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Moti hamar kutte ka naam !





Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!





Suraj Hua Madham ,

chand bhi chalne laga,

mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,

sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??

Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !





Osama Bin Laden's favourite song :

" mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein,

newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... "





Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.

Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!





unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,

unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !
Posted 04 May 2004

Ashii says
hhehhheheheheee...
queeeennnyyyy
hahhahaa..
Posted 04 May 2004

subha says
good
Posted 04 May 2004

Shararti says
Kya baat hai jee...
bohat hoob..
Posted 04 May 2004

Guest_005 says
Araz kia hai.............agay ...
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Main nay phir araz kia hi nahi.....
Posted 04 May 2004

tarash says
, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !












kya shughal hai





Posted 05 May 2004

Posted 05 May 2004

ymahmood says
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.

Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.

Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.

Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

kALEJA THANDA HO GAYA ABB?
Posted 05 May 2004

Shararti says
Lolzz....
Posted 05 May 2004

tarash says
ymahmood said:

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.

Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.

Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.

Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

kALEJA THANDA HO GAYA ABB?





dosron ko maar parey to aap ka kaleja thanda hota hai
Posted 06 May 2004

Shararti says
Lolz..
Posted 06 May 2004

Shararti says
Lolz..
Posted 06 May 2004

Guest_005 says
tarash said:

ymahmood said:

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.

Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.

Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.

Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

kALEJA THANDA HO GAYA ABB?





dosron ko maar parey to aap ka kaleja thanda hota hai
aur jab un ko maar paray to hamara kaleja thunda hota hia .....
Posted 07 May 2004

Shararti says
Aray yeh Kaleja hai Ya Pepsi..jo kabhi Thanda aur garam hota hai
Posted 07 May 2004

Guest_005 says
Shararti said:

Aray yeh Kaleja hai Ya Pepsi..jo kabhi Thanda aur garam hota hai

PEPSI YAAR.......
Posted 08 May 2004

tarash says
adii nein kalejey ki jaga par pepsi fit karwa li hai
Posted 09 May 2004

Guest_005 says
Posted 09 May 2004

Posted 12 May 2004

Shararti says
Tu Tarash bhaye aap kyon fikar kar raye ho?
aap bhi coca cola waloon say rabita kar k coca cola lagwa loo..
Posted 13 May 2004

tarash says
haan yaar idea bura nahin
Posted 14 May 2004

Shararti says
Tu fir aap hood ja kar baat karien gay
ya fir main unhain kah ayoon aap k lye coca cola waloon ko?
Posted 14 May 2004

Guest_005 says
Posted 15 May 2004

Shararti says
Aap ko kya hoya hai adi bhaye?
Posted 15 May 2004

Guest_005 says
bas yaar aankh mian kuch chala gia
Posted 15 May 2004

tarash says
aankh mein coca cola chala gya hai
Posted 17 May 2004

aankh main matti ka tail dalo theek jo jaye gi
Posted 18 May 2004

Shararti says
tu fir?
Posted 18 May 2004

phir kya?
Posted 19 May 2004

Shararti says
Fir Wohi..
Posted 19 May 2004

kya wohi????
Posted 24 May 2004

Guest_005 says
kuch to hoga na...
Posted 24 May 2004

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