FUNNY

Arz kiya hai,

Door se dekha to santra tha,
pass jake dekha to santra tha,
cheel k dekha to bhi santra tha,
Kha ke dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha !






Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyaar kiya woh chali gayi.
Khud kashi karne chala,
Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali he chali gayi.


Macchar ne jo kata...
dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakra to chor diya yeh soch kar ki....
kambakht ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!




Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....








Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho he, sitare bhi saath hote!!





Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !





Osama Bin Laden's favourite song :
" mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod aya mein W.T.C. tod aaya... "


Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye zalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!


Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!



unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha