check out the differrence between

Check out the differences between:

Love Marriage:     Arranged Marriage:
Resembles procedural programming     Similar to object oriented
language. We have some set functions like     programming approach. We first fix the candidate
flirting, going to movies together, making long     and then try to implement functions on her. The
conversations on phone and then try to fit all     main object is fixed and various functions are
functions to the candidate we like.     added to supplement the main program. The
     functions can be added or deleted.
     
It is a throwaway type of prototype     Requirements are well defined
as client requirements rises with time thus it is     so use of waterfall model is possible.
a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.     
     
Family system hangs because     Compatible with hardware
hardware called parents are not responding.     Parents.
     
You are the project leader so u are     You are a team member under
responsible for implementation and execution of     project leader (parents) so they are responsible
PROJECT- married life.     for successful execution of project Married life.
     
Client expectations include     All these features are covered
exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing     in the SRS as required features.
clothes etc.     
     
Acceptance test possible you can     Product is sold on an as is
try before you Buy.     where is basis. Product once sold will not be
     taken back!Arranged Marriage is like Unix..boring n
     colorless...
     still extremely reliable n robust.
     
Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive........     
yet one never knows when it will crash........