Teacher:
U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???

Student:
Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???



Posted By: Shona - Thursday, May 08, 2008

Aik baar aik admi ki biwi bohaat bimar hajati hay or achanak kafi beemar rehnay kay baad wo saktay main ajati hay jisay shohar ko lagta hay kay uski biwi mergai hay to wo uskay janazay ki tayari kerta hay jab uska janaza layker jarahay hotay hay to barish ki wajah say aik admi ka paoun phisalta hay or janaza khambaysay takrata hay or uski wife zinda hojati hay kuch salo baad uski wife waqaie marjati hay to jab janaza layker jarahay hotay hay to shohor kehta hay bhayoun khambaysay bachna :D

Posted By: Shona - Thursday, May 08, 2008

Dil diya tha yaar samajh kar
Kha gaya beghairat naswar samajh kar

Lun b na chora mera os ne
Le gaya ose b choco bar samajh kar

lahori481@hotmail.com

Posted By: IdEaL fRiEnD - Thursday, May 08, 2008

What is the difference between T.V & RADIO?

Sardar: T.V is 4those.
whom cant listen.
RADIO 4 those whom cant watch. its entertainment.

lahori481@hotmail.com

Posted By: IdEaL fRiEnD - Thursday, May 08, 2008

I always use you
Bkoz
I have choose you
Idont wanna loose you
I need you very hard
U r not a credit card
Not bodyguard
Not safeguard
U make me more strong
I sleep so long
U provide me healthy rest
U r best in best
U r the best dean

Oh my

!!!!MORTINE!!!!
*===*===*===*

LAHORI481@HOTMAIL.COM

Posted By: IdEaL fRiEnD - Thursday, May 08, 2008

Q; why did the fish left the ocean elected pantene?

A; Bkoz pantene 100% khushki se door
100% apni k paas

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Posted By: IdEaL fRiEnD - Thursday, May 08, 2008

Dev: Paro mrei baat ko samajhne ki koshish karo main ne koi paap nai kiya aur na main paapi hoon

Paro: Dev babu! tum ne paap kiya hai buhat bara paap qk tum ne john ibraham ki film paap dekhi hai.
aur tum paapi b ho Dev!
Qk tum ne paapi chu lo wala gana dekha hai aur suna hai
tum paai ho Dev!
Aur tum ne paap kiya hai

lahori481@hotmail.com

Posted By: IdEaL fRiEnD - Thursday, May 08, 2008

Sab ton pehe rab di tareef
Election de jetu ppp te nawaz sharif

Hun tuanu sab nu salam
Te musharraf ne media naal keeta kalam

Roti kapra te makan
Zardari ne keeta ellan

Bahaal hon ge saare judge
Musharraf v jawe ga pajj

Mangeyai aasan wadhani aen
Duniya maar mukaani aen

Swat ch hoya bomb tamaka
Vehla karta sara laqa

Qaidi jaan ge saare chhut
Sarkar ne jana mulk nu lut

Sara nizaam kharab ae
Zindagi jeena azzab ae

Hukmarana de khiccho kun
Maaro ehna di maa nu lun

Jurm gae ne ehna luk
Khabran gaiyyan ne muk

Mulk lai mitro karo dua
TE hun tuada hafiz khuda

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Posted By: IdEaL fRiEnD - Thursday, May 08, 2008