Tchr:whats ur father doing
Sardar:I.C.S in summer & P.C.S in winter
Tchr:kya matlb?
Sardr:ice cream sale in summer
&
Pakoray chips sale in winter.

Posted By: Khattak - Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Meri MOhabat Ka Mazak Mat BanaO

''DARAZ''

Hyraan Mat HOn, I M ChOta BrOther Of ''FARAZ''...

Posted By: Ahmad - Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.


Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.


Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)


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Posted By: Ahmad - Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Never Say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say That I Discovred 1000 Ways That Can Cause Failure

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat Ho Jana Par Man''na Nahi =P ;)



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Posted By: Ahmad - Wednesday, December 16, 2009

1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Par Likha Tha,,
.
.
. Eid Mubarak

PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola


Khair Mubarak ;P : )




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Posted By: Ahmad - Wednesday, December 16, 2009

aik lerka apni sister say kehta hai k papa kal raat say room say bahir nay aye baad main uski behan kehti hai haan yaad aya papa nay tail manga tha aur main nay gulti say elfi pakra de thi

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Posted By: shahzad - Wednesday, December 09, 2009

SARDAR : Proposed his Boss''s dughter...

BOSS: Jitni teri pay hai us mai to meri beti k liy toilet paper b nahi ayain gy..

SARDAR: Jay inni Potti kar di ayee tye fair reyn he do..
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Posted By: sunny - Tuesday, December 08, 2009