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belive on God .

The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it''s Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta''ala) can Stand Up to Anything
Posted By: saad (03348538529) - Aug, 26 2009
 
wo b Aik .
Q.why girls cry on wedding day at the time of rukhsati..
Ans: wo sochti hain k itne saalo baad dulha mila wo b aik.
share SMS/MMS
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Posted By: Saghar - Aug, 21 2009
 
naseebo''s english song .
under the black shirt...........!
(kali kurti de thallay)

burning the flame of flirt.....!
(agg ishq di ballay)

do something o'' handsome...!
(kuj kar k wakha soneya)

saying pearls of my nose pin....!
(kende nathli de moti)

i am standing beside you........!
(tere nerhe khaloti)

hit my chest thhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa handsome.................!
(wajj seene naal thhhhhhhaaaaaa sonya..........!
Posted By: IdEaL fRiEnD - Aug, 20 2009
 
karta .
main har kisi ko karta hoon

jin ko b karta hoonwo buhat khush hote hain sometimes wo mujhe khud keh dete hain k yar karo

kuchh loag to meri efficiancy dekh kar mujhe apna number b de dete hain

phir kya un ko b karna parta hai

ab aap khud ko dekh lo aap ko b to maine kiya hai







sms

lahori481@hotmail.com
Posted By: IdEaL fRiEnD - Aug, 20 2009
 
Strange .
Christian & jews are always the biggist enimies of Islam& Muslims.
Recently!

In new york city there is made a bear bar.
The construction desining of this bear bar is totaly like(same to same) KHANA KAABA. & the name of bear bar is selected apple makkah


If U hate u.s.a.

spread it rapidly!!!!!!!!!!

lahori481@hotmail.com
Posted By: IdEaL fRiEnD - Aug, 20 2009
 
03068959449 .
Send me nice sms. main off rakhti ho lakn ap msg zaror send karo.. thanx

uzma 03068959449
Posted By: uzma from kashmir - Jul, 31 2009
 
JOKES BY OZMA 03068959449 .
Sardar : ooye tera viyah hogya??

Frnd: aahoo

Sardar: Kuri naal??

Frnd: Kii Mundy naal v hunda aye??

Sardar: Aaho meri behan da tye mundye naal e hoya c.... hahahhaa

IF U like SMS ME..UZMA FROM KASHMIR...03068959449
Posted By: UZMA - Jul, 22 2009
 
BABAR .
Boy, Aj ka din bhot acha hai
Girl, To main kia karo
boy chalye hai na
girl, nahi baba
boy, q
girl, meri tabyat kharab hai ahahahahaha
Posted By: babar khan - Jul, 21 2009
 
sardar .
sardar apne bete se beta aj apni ammi ko nahi dakhna beta abba q nahi dakho sardar q k aj hum ne us ko nahate howe dakha hai 1st time hahahaha
Posted By: babar khan - Jul, 21 2009
 
OZMA 03068959449 .
QUID AZAM Cricket stadium mei meri cheek pr PAKISTAN ka flage bana hota hai aik lardka meri cheek ko kiss karta hai jab mujy ose par ghusa ati hai tu wo lardka kehta hai.

I LOVE U PAKISTAN.......

plz sms me.... not call i m really girls 25years old but lagti 18 years mujy bouht souq hai.
aur ha main aksar mobile off karti ho. lakin ap msg zaror kary. Thanx
Posted By: OZMA 03068959449 - Jul, 17 2009
 
OZMA 03068959449 .
QUID AZAM Cricket stadium mei meri cheek pr PAKISTAN ka flage bana hota hai aik lardka meri cheek ko kiss karta hai jab mujy ose par ghusa ati hai tu wo lardka kehta hai.

I LOVE U PAKISTAN.......

plz sms me.... not call i m really girls 25years old but lagti 18 years mujy bouht souq hai.
aur ha main aksar mobile off karti ho. lakin ap msg zaror kary. Thanx
Posted By: OZMA 03068959449 - Jul, 17 2009
 
Swal from Uzma 03068959449 .
1) Kis MuLQ main NanGay Paoen ChalneY per SaZa Di JaTii Hai ?

2) Darya-e-Neel Kis Mulk Main Hai ?

3) Wazir-e-Load Sheading Ka Naam Kia Hai ?

Try Must...!!
And Reply Must..!!

03068959449
Uzma from Kashmir
ap mujy reply main mobile on karti hy kabhi kabhi thankssss....
Posted By: Uzma - Jul, 17 2009
 
 
 
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