| CHARSI |
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aik charsi 3rd floor se nechy gir gaya...
Log usk gird jama hogy or pocha..
Kya hua Bhai???
Charsi bola : Pata nai main khud abhi aya hon.. hahahahaha
IF U LIKE SMS ME..
0300-7437932 |
| Posted By: - Jan, 31 2011 |
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| dosti |
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Hi...
my name is sadia
form... bhawalpur
age...... 21.
any budy with friendship me
my cell no#
03315059373 |
| Posted By: - Jan, 22 2011 |
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| khan sahab |
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daga rora pista dma khair laka pui pui o darling mar gaioi oi
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samajh ai ?
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.O khan sahab keh rahey hain muni badnam hoi darling tery leye
Shabbir Ahmad
03335099587 |
| Posted By: - Dec, 04 2010 |
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| DOSTI |
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Khuda ne dost ko dost se milaya,
Dosto k liye dosti ka rishta banaya,
Par khuda ne farmaya dosti rahegi uski kayam,
jisne dosti ko dil se nibhaya....
Sikander Khilji
+91 9876577424 |
| Posted By: - Nov, 30 2010 |
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| Chand Nikla |
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Chand nikla rosni sar-e-aam hoi
wah wah wah wah
aray bahi
chand nikla roesni sar-e-aam hoi
ab zulqurnain baga pehaly muni badnam hoi
Shabbir ahmad
03335099587 |
| Posted By: - Nov, 27 2010 |
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1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia.
Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ?
Wo Bola:
Yra Me Jissy B Puchta K Fon Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hy,Khta.
Tmhare Bhabhi Se.. ;->
Friend!!!!
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| Posted By: - Nov, 26 2010 |
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| Light Nahi Thi |
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Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?
Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete
Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi
Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi
Student;
Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.
Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy
Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?
Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?
Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi....
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| Posted By: - Nov, 26 2010 |
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| I dont like her |
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A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells
His Mother He''s Fallen In Love
& Says"I M Goin To Bring Over 3 Women
& U Try & Guess Which1 Im Going To Marry"
Da Next Day,
He Brings 3 Beautiful Women Into D House &
Thy Chat 4a While
Later He Says, " Ok Maa,
Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry."
She Imediatly Replies,"The 1 On D Right.""
Thts Amazing, Ma.U R Right.How Did U Knw?"
The Pakistani Mother Replies
" I Dont Like Her"!!!! ...:-P
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| Posted By: - Nov, 26 2010 |
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| KESC |
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1 Shaks KESC Office K Bahr Khra Hokr Galiyan Derha Tha
Admi: Bhai Q Galiyan Derhe H0?
Shaks: Hum Mandi Cow Lene Gya Tha
Waha Lite Chali Gyi Hum Gadha Le Aya :P
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| Posted By: - Nov, 22 2010 |
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1 Shaks Ki Murghi
beemar Hui ...
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Tou Phir
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Tou Us Ne Murghi k
Theek Hony Ki Khushi
Mein
1 ''Bakra'' Sadqa
ker Dia ...
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| Posted By: - Nov, 22 2010 |
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| SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga |
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2 Larki''n Ful Makeup
Kr k Nikli
Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne
Unko Nahi Dkha
...1st: Aaj koi Nhi Dkh Rha?
2nd: tu Tension Mat Le
Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe
SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga ... =P =D
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| Posted By: - Nov, 22 2010 |
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| Don''t take Panga With wife |
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| A Man Came Home late at night after two nights partying.His Wife Yelled: How Would u Feel if u didn''t see me For two days? Man Said: ''That Would Be Great" . Man couldn''t Believe His Luck. Monday Passed and he didn''t see her..... Tuesday passed and he didn''t see her..... Wednesday Passed and he didn''t see her...... On Thursday after his swelling become better and now he could see her from the corner Of One Eye Moral : Don''t take Panga With wife |
| Posted By: - Nov, 22 2010 |
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