| ''7 AMAZING FACTS |
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''7 AMAZING
FACTS
1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete
2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn
4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota
6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy
7:Ye sub points ghalt hyn
hamary ghr light nahi hy time pas kr raha tha,
Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya'' |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| Tanha |
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''School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?'' |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| "husband" |
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''Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot
pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..? |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| "Shehzadi" |
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"Shehzadi"
''Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle
to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5
rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha
hai to zaroor andha ho ga.''
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| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| JAWANI |
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| ''Dada aur dadi ne apne jawani ke dino ko phir se yaad ker ke manane ka socha unho ne faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge DADA subha jaldi uth kar tyar ho kar gulab le ker kinare pohncha bohat dair ho gyi dadi nahi ayi wo guse se ghar aya aur phool phenka aur bola tm ayi kyuon nahi dadi sharmate huye boli ami ne jane nahi diya'' |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| Sardar & Pathan |
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| aik sardar aur pathan ja rahay thay k 1000 ka note mila Sardar: chalo fifity fifty ker letay hain. Pathan : baki 900 ka kia kaarain gay |
| Posted By: - May, 04 2010 |
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| shadi |
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akk serdar ki shadi ho rahi hoti hy . jab rukhsti ka time hota hy to dulhan pahly apni maan ky galy lag ker roti hy pher bap ky pher bahan ky , pher bhai ky,,,serdar ya sub maajra dakhny ky bad dulhan sath ly jany sy inkar ker data hy,,,,,,,,, serdar kahta hy ,.
thuwady ko ty chup nai hondi , mery koloon kiddan chup kery gi! |
| Posted By: khurram - Apr, 21 2010 |
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| SARDAR... |
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A WOMAN TO SARDAR POLICE OFFICE..
SARDAR G: AIK SAAL HOGYA MERA SOHAR GHAR SE ALU LENE GAYA THA WAPIS NAI AYA..?
SARDAR: TEY TUSI KOI HOR HANDI PAKA LO... HAHAHAHHA .. IF U like PLZ CALL ME OR SMS ME.. SANIA.. 0308-6438752,, 0300-4083037 |
| Posted By: SANIYA - Apr, 10 2010 |
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| Air Hostess |
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TEAQCHER:
ZAMEEN WALY JANWAR BACHY DETE HAI .. AUR HAWA MAIN URNAE WALY ANDAY,,,
SARDAR: WO KON C CHEEZ HAI JO HAWA MAI B URTI HAI OR BACHY B DETI HAI,,
PATHAN: AIR HOSTESS......
IF U like PLZ CAL ME .. NADIA... 0332-4320973 |
| Posted By: NADIA - Apr, 10 2010 |
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I know u r looking cute on bed
But
boht so lia ab jag jao
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| Posted By: MR.SMS - Apr, 09 2010 |
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| BIG INSULAT |
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WOH KYA JANAY MERE DIL PE KYA GUZRI
JAB US NE PECHAY DEKHA OR BOLI
EXCUSE ME: PAAD AAP NE MAARA HAI |
| Posted By: M.MUSTAFA KHAN - Mar, 24 2010 |
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| sab kuch tumhara he |
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ek ladki apni bike per apne boyfriend ko bitha kar sunsaan jagah per le ja kar barhana ho kar boli dear sab kuch tumhara he
Ladka uski bike aur kapde le kar chalta bana |
| Posted By: mohd anwar - Mar, 09 2010 |
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