| Pathan And the Ship |
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Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world'' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.
Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God''s being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."
All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.
Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.
After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,
"Allah-u-Akbar"
And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea. |
| Posted By: - Nov, 21 2010 |
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| khoon ki nadya |
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gvt of pakistan ko kissi nai msg bhaija
19..11..2010
bohut khoon karabe ka din hoga jo sari duya k lia misaal ban jayega humare log pakistan k kone kone mai phail gaye hai or apney aouzaro k sath bilkul tayyar hai yaad rakhna is din suraj tolu hote he bohut khun kharaba hoga gali gali khoon ki nadya bahaingi.
or
koi aik bakra or bail nahi bachey ga sab qurbaan ker dyye jainge
thanks
advance eid-ul-azha mubarik |
| Posted By: - Oct, 26 2010 |
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| pathan ki qabar |
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pathann ki qabar mia 100 farishtey aye ........
2 sawal pouch rahe they or baqi k 98 ussey sawal samjha rahe they
unas
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| Posted By: - Oct, 26 2010 |
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| danda |
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aik sharati larki police station call karti hai or pouchti hai kon boll raha hai..
SHO phone utha ker kehta mai sho police station say bol raha hon tum nay call kyun ki larki boli tumhare paas danda hai sho bola haan hai to larki nai kaha apni gaand mai le lo or phone band ker dia....
SHO bare ghussey say recall kerne laga laga laikin phone thori dair bussy raha akhair kar number mil gaya .
kissi ourat nai phone uthaya SHO NAI KAHA abee abee kissi larki nai yaha say call ki or kaha dandda apni gaand mai lo
aourat bare itminaan sai boli kitni dair huvee hai SHO 10 mint huve hai .
aourat nai kaha time pura hogaya hai ab nikaal lo issey |
| Posted By: - Oct, 26 2010 |
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| pathan and punjabi |
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aik pathan or punjabi ki biwia park mai kahi gum ho gaee pathan nai punjabi say bola yaar tumhari biwi kaisi hai?
punjabi bare akar k bola khubsoorat laal laal gaal kali ankhai surkh gulabi hont lamba kad patli kamra lambey baal or gora citta rang.
pujabi nai pathan ko kaha tumhari biwi kaisi hai?
pathan bola yaar choro humari biwi ko tumhari wali ko he dhontey hai |
| Posted By: - Oct, 24 2010 |
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| coffee |
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PUNJABI in a coffee cafe wid wife:
PUNJABI: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee ho ga??
PUNJABI: Bavkoof Rate List dakh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45
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| Posted By: - Oct, 15 2010 |
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| monitor |
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PUNJABI SCHOOL ME HANS RAHA THA 1 LARKA BOLA CHUP KAR JAO. SARDAR Q ;TM KON HO ? LARKA; ME MONITOR HOON .PUNJABI BOLA ; MAIN CPU HON.
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| Posted By: - Oct, 15 2010 |
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| taxi |
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punjabi ki texi main 1 nangi larki baith gayi
punjabi use ghor se dekhne laga /
larki boli kabhi nangi larki nahin dekhi?
punjabi,dekhi he lekin main ye soch raha hun k tum texi ka karaya kahan se nikalo gi
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| Posted By: - Oct, 15 2010 |
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| punjaban |
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2 Arabi ek doosre ko arabi main galiyan de rahe thay, Qareeb se guzarte hoye punjabi ne unse kaha… Qaari Sahab, Hamare liye bhi dua karna.
ayesha 03439516707 |
| Posted By: - Oct, 15 2010 |
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| jfdakl |
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1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???
is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy.
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| Posted By: - Oct, 15 2010 |
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| A women |
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A woman enters the dentist room,takes off her knickers and sits in the dentist chair with her legs up...
The dentist looks at her and says,I am sorry madam, u ''''ve made a mistake, as the gynecologist is on the next floor.I am the dentist...
No mistake She said, Yesterday u fitted my husband''''s dentures, today I want u to take them out....!!!!!
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| Posted By: - Oct, 15 2010 |
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| AM I CUTE |
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AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
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| Posted By: - Oct, 01 2010 |
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