| in punjabi |
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Ajj mera dil fer udaas ho gya...
Ajj neer meriyan akhiyan chon fer cho pya..
Ajj teri yaad eni aayi...k..mera saya v mere kol beh k ro paya ...................
My name is aadil,if any 1 like my sms then msg me on my cell no......03326880448....................
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| Posted By: - Oct, 01 2010 |
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| pathan |
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1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???
is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy.
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| Posted By: - Oct, 01 2010 |
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| Essay |
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1 ameer larko ko school me ghareeb khandaan pe essay likhnay ko kaha gya,
ESSAY:-
ek gharib khandaan tha,
baap gharib,
maa gharib,
bachay gharib,
khandaan me sirf naukar thay or wo bhi gharib,
car bhi tutti hui accord thi,
driver bachon ko usi tutti hui car me school chor k aata tha,
bachon k paas puranay N95 thay,
bachay haftay me sirf 3 baar hi Mcdonald jatay thay,
ghar me sirf 4 2nd hand AC thay,
saara khandaan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha.
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| Posted By: - Oct, 01 2010 |
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| cold drink |
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Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,
Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!
Uska khun garam hoga.
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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h. |
| Posted By: - Oct, 01 2010 |
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| Your Daughter..! |
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Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses
What do you have?
Poor Man: I have a boy
who’s Girl Friend is
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Your Daughter..!
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| Posted By: - Oct, 01 2010 |
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| love |
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| girl friend:love is life. Boy friend:come on to live for ever. |
| Posted By: - Sep, 09 2010 |
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| chaleng for u |
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3 log khana kha rahy thy, achanak khany main koi cheez ghir gai
ab khana;;
1 ky liye haram hy
2 ky liye makroo hy
3 ky liye halal hy.
ap ko ya btana ya 3 log kon thy , oor khany main kia gira tha .
tell me my this nomber i am ur wait
aher pata kerna ho to bhi sms my nomber
shamshad alam
03007250960
03455551149
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| Posted By: - Aug, 14 2010 |
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| Atibar |
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aik kanwari larki apna test karwanay hospital gai. atifaq se us ka result kisi or se tabdeel hogia to doctor ne kaha: app tu 3 month se pregnant hain.
larki: hay!!!!! ab to ungli pe bhi aitbar nahi raha.........................
Mr.Khan
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| Posted By: - Aug, 06 2010 |
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| Before and After Marraige |
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Before Marriage - - -
Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave?
Boyfriend: NO! Don''t even think about it.
Girlfriend: Do you love me?
Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over!
Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girlfriend: Will you kiss me?
Boyfriend: Every chance I get!
Girlfriend: Will you hit me?
Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I''m not that kind of person!
Girlfriend: Can I trust you?
Boyfriend: Yes.
Girlfriend: Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.
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| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| Kiss |
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Girlfriend said to boyfriend: One kiss and I''ll be your forever.
Boyfriend: Thanks for the warning.
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| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| joke |
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Three life insurance salesmen of different countries were having a chat.
Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.
Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.
American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!
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| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| sweet insult 3 |
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
He is a living proof that man can live without a brain!
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Are you always so stupid or today is special occasion
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? |
| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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