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In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet.
She said to Aslam Bhai: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Aslam bhai: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao...
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| Posted By: mohd anwar - Mar, 09 2010 |
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| Aik Pyari Baat |
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| Agar tum Allah k thoray diye pe razi ho jao tu kya pata wo baroz e qyamat tumhare thoray kiye pe razi ho jay. |
| Posted By: Ghulam Nabi - Mar, 07 2010 |
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SARDAR WAS WEEPING.. AADMI KU ROTY HO ? SARDAR O MERI MURGHI MAR GYI HAI..
AADMI: O MERA BAAPI MAR GYA MAI KOI ROTA HON..
SARDAR. O TERA BAAP KI ANDAY DENDA C???
HAHAHAAHAH
IF U like SMS OR CALL ME M WAIT...
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| Posted By: NADIA - Mar, 03 2010 |
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| HAHAHAH |
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1st pagal : mai aksar khawb dakhta hn k mera aik pao zameen pe hai or aik paoon asmaan pee...
2nd pagal: is tarha k khawb mat dakha karo shalwar phat jay gi ..hahahaahah
IF U like SMS OR CALL ME M WAITNG.. SANIYA SAIMA...
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| Posted By: SAIMA - Mar, 03 2010 |
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Teacher, tell me the names of 10 fruits?
Pathan, 5 apples and 5 oranges.
hahahahaha
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| Posted By: Ghulam Nabi - Mar, 02 2010 |
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| Udassiyan |
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wo khwab tha bhikar gaya ,
Khayal tha mila nahi............
Iss dil ko kya hoa,,,,
Ye kyon bhuja pta nahi............
Her aik din udass,,,,,,,,,,
Shab tmam udassiyan................
aik shakhs kya bichar gya,,,,,,,,,,,,
jaisay kuch bhi bcha nahi...............................
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| Posted By: Hunny - Feb, 15 2010 |
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| Sardar k 8 bachon mein |
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| Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag hi lagta tha.Jab sardar marney laga to us ne bivi se poocha. hun te das de,O kida ae?Sardarni:Sirf ohi tuhada ae.. |
| Posted By: MKP:- 03332696789 - Feb, 10 2010 |
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Sardar : Light nhi tu kambakht pankha tu chala do. Biwi: ho na akhir bewakoof sardar.pankha chala diya tu mom bati bujh jaye gi.
shiza munir mujh se
joke share karain is number pe 03135534692 |
| Posted By: shiza munir - Feb, 10 2010 |
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| Paper ki baat |
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Paper de kar ghar laute bete ko uski maa ne puchã Beta paper kida hoya.,
Beta: Bas rehn ðe ched na darda nu ae dard sunae nahi jane.
Maa te tera veer
ae jo sili-sili aundi hai hawa oh bhi kithe rhonda hovenga.''.?, |
| Posted By: SAM LOVE MAMTA 09805309400 - Feb, 09 2010 |
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PATHAN:Hum se shaadi karo tum ko sawaab miley ga,
LARKI:Wo kese?
PATHAN:Hmari shaadi hogi, bacha hoga, bache ka naam sawaab khan rakhey ga.
do sms me at 0347-6060195 |
| Posted By: Muhammad Imran - Feb, 06 2010 |
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| Zardari sb. |
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hua din porey ub alvida zardari
sarey case ub reopen hongey bari bari
kitni bari galti hoe tujh se
bandh kar d tuney 2ble sawari
teri zindagi guzrey sari jail me
ye aarzo aur yeh dua hai hamari
ameeeen
0323-6713780
0346-2250650
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| Posted By: Saniya - Feb, 06 2010 |
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a man goes 2 dozakh . he saw there zardari dancing with Ashwaria Man: is ko saza itni achi q mil rehe hai. Angle Saza zardari ko nehe ashwaria ko mil rehe hai.
if you like this joke than do sms me at
0347-6060195
0323-6713780
0346-2250650 |
| Posted By: Saniya - Feb, 06 2010 |
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