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I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.
I''d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Learn from your parents'' mistakes - use birth control!
I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. |
| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.
Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one |
| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| good wife |
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• A good wife always forgives her husband when she`s wrong.
Question . What do you call a woman who
knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
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| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| Sweet |
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• Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
2 hours later
Santa smses boss: Me OK, your wife very sweet.
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| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| film actress |
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ek film actress apne father ki wafaat kay baad ro ro kr behaal ho gai
taziyat kay liye aane walay producer ne chup krwatay hue usay kaha
sabar rakho dekho tum ne apni kia halat kr di hai
ACTRESS ; o ji yeh to kuch bi nahin hai . kash ap us waqt meri performance dekhtay jb janaza uth raha tha ..... |
| Posted By: - Jul, 23 2010 |
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| Aashiq |
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girl; kia tum mere aashiq ho ??
boy; han hoon
girl; to phir mjhey 1000 ka easyload bhej do
boy; main tumhara aashiq hun Ufone walon ka damaad nahin ... !! |
| Posted By: - Jul, 23 2010 |
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| challeng |
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its challeng for u....
in alfaz ko terteeb dy ker btao.....
Aadnim (place)
Hinjan (Famous person)
Nsrkihfige (Bird)
Krca (Furniture)
Aspat (Food)
R u Genius tell me ,,,,
muskan noor 03006664737
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| Posted By: - Jul, 20 2010 |
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| be serious |
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perhai soch samj ker choena mery dosto.........
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kiun k..................////////////////////////
khota 25000 ka orr reerhi 10000 ki ho gai hy.
ohhh my GOD....................................
where is my books...........................................
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khurram
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| Posted By: - Jul, 19 2010 |
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| kanjoos |
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khudh ko ker kanjoos itna...................................
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k her sms bajhny sy pahly......................................
service center waly call ker k pochain................... paa G pakki gall ay ? pajna aye ya
sending fail ker daiyaan........
khurram
03018651149
03455551149 |
| Posted By: - Jul, 19 2010 |
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| killer |
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i am killer . i kill people for money, butt u r my friend, i kill u for free.
khurram idrees
03018651149
03455551149
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| Posted By: - Jul, 19 2010 |
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| Ghenti |
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aik bacha aik ghar ki bell bajanay ki koshish ker raha tha k us ka hath nahi pohnch raha tha , aik baba ji ne pas ja ker bell baja di aur bola , Beta aur kuch? bacha bola BABA Nass oyeeeeeee
hahahahhahaha share jokes with me
Sidra Noor 0303-5073535 rawal pindi
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| Posted By: - Jun, 06 2010 |
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| wakeel |
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''wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.'' |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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