| Who Is The Leader Of Ducks? |
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''Pathan''s logic
Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?
Ans: ''Frog''
Why?
Because Frog Is
''MAINDUCK'' |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai. |
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''2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai. |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| pakistani to american tum chor |
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''Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain. |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| Swimming |
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''Bush: Do U Knw Swimming?
Indian: No.
Bush: Dog iz better than U, It Swims.
Indian: Do U Know Swimming?
Bush: Yes
Indian: Then, Watz difference btwn U n DOG..
Bush: ????? |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| Jhatka |
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''ye ek drawni kahani hai agar himmat hai tu parna
ek dafa ek bhayanak budha tez barish mein hath mein ek kitab bech raha tha
ek admi us ko kharedne aya.
budhey ne Rs.3000 me kitab bechi aur kaha, "kitab ka akhri page ni kholna"warna pachtao ge.us ne sari kitab darte hue pari siwave us akhri page k.
ek din tajassus k mare us ne drte hue akhri page khola aur buri tarah us ko jhatka laga.=
keemat: Rs 30/= ONLY..'' |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| PATHAN |
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''Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.
American hiran hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai
Pathan ne kaha SORAAKH'' |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| ''7 AMAZING FACTS |
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''7 AMAZING
FACTS
1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete
2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn
4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota
6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy
7:Ye sub points ghalt hyn
hamary ghr light nahi hy time pas kr raha tha,
Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya'' |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| Tanha |
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''School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?'' |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| "husband" |
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''Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot
pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..? |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| "Shehzadi" |
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"Shehzadi"
''Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle
to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5
rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha
hai to zaroor andha ho ga.''
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| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| JAWANI |
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| ''Dada aur dadi ne apne jawani ke dino ko phir se yaad ker ke manane ka socha unho ne faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge DADA subha jaldi uth kar tyar ho kar gulab le ker kinare pohncha bohat dair ho gyi dadi nahi ayi wo guse se ghar aya aur phool phenka aur bola tm ayi kyuon nahi dadi sharmate huye boli ami ne jane nahi diya'' |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| Sardar & Pathan |
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| aik sardar aur pathan ja rahay thay k 1000 ka note mila Sardar: chalo fifity fifty ker letay hain. Pathan : baki 900 ka kia kaarain gay |
| Posted By: - May, 04 2010 |
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