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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!..
SikanderHussain
03219895835
03025564288
Sikander686@yahoo.com
TopSecret |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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New Paki film:
Aao Barbad Karin
Hero: Pervaiz Musharf
Herion: Benazir
Villon: Nawaz Sharif
Scriptd: In Dubai
Shooting: In Pakistan
Music By MQM
Action By: Pak Army
Suspence By: Chief Justice
Charactor Actor: Amin Fahim
Charactor Less Actor: Chudaries
Friendly Appearance: Saudi King
Comedian Sheikh Rasheed
Supporting Actor: Molana Fazul Rehman
Dancer: Shere Rehman & Kashmala Tariq
Finance By: Poor People of Pakistan.
SikanderHussain
Sikander686@yahoo.com
03219895835
03025564288
TopSecret |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Seven` |
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7 glances = 1 smile,
7 smiles = 1 meeting,
7 meetings = 1 kiss,
7 kisses = 1 proposal,
7 proposals = 1 marriage,
and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems..
SikanderHussain
Sikander686@yahoo.com
0321-9895835
0302-5564288
**** TopSecret **** |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Nawab aur Sardar |
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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
hehehhahahhoho
SikanderHussain
03219895835
03025564288
Sikander686@yahoo.com
(( TopSecret ))....
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| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Arz Kiya Han |
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EK DIN DOZAKH KI DEEWAR PER CHARH KAR JO DAIKHAY JANNAT KE NAZARAY
GHAUR FARMAIYE GA......
EK DIN DOZAKH KI DEEWAR PER CHARH KAR JO DAIKHAY JANNAT KE NAZARAY
SEHMI HUEE HOORON KE PEECHAY BHAG RAHE THEY MULLAH SAREY
hahahah
Sikander
Sikander686@yahoo.com
03219895835
03025564288
;;; Top Secret ;;; |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Arz kiya han |
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ZAKHM e TANHAI DIKHAUN KISKO
TU NAHIN HAI NAZAR AAUN KISKO
SUB TABAHI KA SABUB PUCHTEY HAIN
MAIN TERA NAAM BATAUN KISKO
SikanderHussian
Sikander686@yahoo.com
03219895835-03025564288
TopSecret...... |
| Posted By: sikanderhussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| arz kiya han |
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ajeeb shaks tha kaisa mizaj rakhta tha
sath rah kar bhi ikhtilaf rakhta tha
mai kiu na dad du us kay fun ki
mre hr swal ka phly hi jwab rakhta tha
wo to roshnio ka basi tha mgr
meri andher nagri ka bara hi khyal rkta tha
MOHABAT to thi ussy ksi or se shyd
hum se to u hi hansi mazak rakhta tha
Sikander Hussain
Sikander686@yahoo.com
03219895835-03025564288
TopSecret........ |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Arz kiya han |
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Na pucho Hum Say koi baat kay zindagee khud aik sawal ban k reh gaye han...
Dard itnay han seenay mai k khushi aik sawal ban k reh gaye han
Sikander Hussain
03219895835-03025564288
sikander686@yahoo.com
TopSecret.... |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| judge |
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Judge: Chup karo.
Wakil: kon sala kehta hai k main chup kar jaun?
Judge: Tum ne mujhe sala kaha?
Wakil: my lord, main ne kaha k kon sa law kehta hai k main chup ho jaun? |
| Posted By: Ghulam Nabi - Jan, 17 2010 |
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| Taqdeer |
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Sardar Jee: Agar mery hath mein hakoomat hoti ti is mulk ki tawqdeer badal deta
Sardar''s Wife: Pehly apni shalwar to badal lo sybah sy meri pehni hui hy.
03317673559 |
| Posted By: Shakeel Hussain - Jan, 06 2010 |
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| machar dani |
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larai me pathan ne bullet proof jacket ke bjae machar dani pehan rakhi thi..
pocha q?
to khan sahab ne jawab diya..
jis mein se machar nahi nikal sakta hs mein se goli kaise nikle ge..
ANAS SHAIKH{0331-3593317} |
| Posted By: anas - Jan, 06 2010 |
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| india ki murghiyan |
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india main bimari phailne ki waja se murghiun ne ande dene band kar die.kafi ilaaj k bad bhi murghiun ne ande na die to manmohan singh ne murghiun ko hukam dia k kal sari murghian 2,2 ande dein warna un ko pakistan k shehar janubi wazirastan bhaij dia jaye ga.agle din sari murghiun ne 2,2 ande die laikin 1 murghi ne 1 anda dia,manmohan singh ne us se poocha tum ne 1 anda q dia?us ne kaha shukar karen sir main ne 1 anda dia he wo bhi pakistan ki ARMY k dar se,................................
warna main to murgha hun,.......................
[shoaib iqbal]
03217500977 |
| Posted By: shoaib iqbal - Jan, 05 2010 |
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