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akk serdar ki shadi ho rahi hoti hy . jab rukhsti ka time hota hy to dulhan pahly apni maan ky galy lag ker roti hy pher bap ky pher bahan ky , pher bhai ky,,,serdar ya sub maajra dakhny ky bad dulhan sath ly jany sy inkar ker data hy,,,,,,,,, serdar kahta hy ,.
thuwady ko ty chup nai hondi , mery koloon kiddan chup kery gi! |
| Posted By: khurram - Apr, 21 2010 |
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A WOMAN TO SARDAR POLICE OFFICE..
SARDAR G: AIK SAAL HOGYA MERA SOHAR GHAR SE ALU LENE GAYA THA WAPIS NAI AYA..?
SARDAR: TEY TUSI KOI HOR HANDI PAKA LO... HAHAHAHHA .. IF U like PLZ CALL ME OR SMS ME.. SANIA.. 0308-6438752,, 0300-4083037 |
| Posted By: SANIYA - Apr, 10 2010 |
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| Air Hostess |
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TEAQCHER:
ZAMEEN WALY JANWAR BACHY DETE HAI .. AUR HAWA MAIN URNAE WALY ANDAY,,,
SARDAR: WO KON C CHEEZ HAI JO HAWA MAI B URTI HAI OR BACHY B DETI HAI,,
PATHAN: AIR HOSTESS......
IF U like PLZ CAL ME .. NADIA... 0332-4320973 |
| Posted By: NADIA - Apr, 10 2010 |
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(x(,,)''x''x''x'')
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I know u r looking cute on bed
But
boht so lia ab jag jao
Good Morning
Sender:
MR.SMS
+923453066445 |
| Posted By: MR.SMS - Apr, 09 2010 |
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| BIG INSULAT |
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WOH KYA JANAY MERE DIL PE KYA GUZRI
JAB US NE PECHAY DEKHA OR BOLI
EXCUSE ME: PAAD AAP NE MAARA HAI |
| Posted By: M.MUSTAFA KHAN - Mar, 24 2010 |
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| sab kuch tumhara he |
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ek ladki apni bike per apne boyfriend ko bitha kar sunsaan jagah per le ja kar barhana ho kar boli dear sab kuch tumhara he
Ladka uski bike aur kapde le kar chalta bana |
| Posted By: mohd anwar - Mar, 09 2010 |
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In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet.
She said to Aslam Bhai: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Aslam bhai: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao...
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| Posted By: mohd anwar - Mar, 09 2010 |
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| Aik Pyari Baat |
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| Agar tum Allah k thoray diye pe razi ho jao tu kya pata wo baroz e qyamat tumhare thoray kiye pe razi ho jay. |
| Posted By: Ghulam Nabi - Mar, 07 2010 |
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SARDAR WAS WEEPING.. AADMI KU ROTY HO ? SARDAR O MERI MURGHI MAR GYI HAI..
AADMI: O MERA BAAPI MAR GYA MAI KOI ROTA HON..
SARDAR. O TERA BAAP KI ANDAY DENDA C???
HAHAHAAHAH
IF U like SMS OR CALL ME M WAIT...
0332-4320973,, 0308-6438752 |
| Posted By: NADIA - Mar, 03 2010 |
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1st pagal : mai aksar khawb dakhta hn k mera aik pao zameen pe hai or aik paoon asmaan pee...
2nd pagal: is tarha k khawb mat dakha karo shalwar phat jay gi ..hahahaahah
IF U like SMS OR CALL ME M WAITNG.. SANIYA SAIMA...
0308-6438752,,0303-4686752 |
| Posted By: SAIMA - Mar, 03 2010 |
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| Teacher |
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Teacher, tell me the names of 10 fruits?
Pathan, 5 apples and 5 oranges.
hahahahaha
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| Posted By: Ghulam Nabi - Mar, 02 2010 |
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| Udassiyan |
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wo khwab tha bhikar gaya ,
Khayal tha mila nahi............
Iss dil ko kya hoa,,,,
Ye kyon bhuja pta nahi............
Her aik din udass,,,,,,,,,,
Shab tmam udassiyan................
aik shakhs kya bichar gya,,,,,,,,,,,,
jaisay kuch bhi bcha nahi...............................
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| Posted By: Hunny - Feb, 15 2010 |
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