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3 poltri form ki inspection ho rahi thi
inspector,,,,tum murghiun ko kia khilate ho>
sardar ,.,.,. bajra,.,.
inspector,, arest him././
dusre se tum murghiun ko kia khilate ho?sardar,.,.,.,.,.rice,,
inspector,.,.,. arest him
last wala ghabra k bola hum murghiun ko 5,5 rupay de dete hen jis ka jo dil chahe kha le
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| Posted By: shoaib iqbal - Jan, 04 2010 |
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| chawal |
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ye soch kar us ne shadi wale gahar se jaib main chawal dal lie fraaz.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
dagh to chala jai ga ye waqt phir nahin aye ga,..............
[shoaib iqbal]
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| Posted By: shoaib iqbal - Jan, 04 2010 |
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| darbar |
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1 sardar darbar par bom rakhte hue pakra gaya,
police. tum ne darbar par bom q rakha.
sardar.main mannat manni c k mainu nokri mile gi te darbar te bom rakhan ga
[shoaib iqbal
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| Posted By: shoaib iqbal - Jan, 04 2010 |
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| halmite |
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gadhe par baithe pathan ko tarefic wale ne rok kar kaha tumhara chalan hoga tum ne halmite nai pehna.... pathan dahyan se dekho pagal 4 wealer he.///////////[shoaib iqbal[
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| Posted By: shoaib iqbal - Jan, 04 2010 |
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| naswar |
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1 pathan ne apne chamistry teacher se 1 aisa sawal poocha jise sun kar teacher pagal ho gaya,....................................................
sawal tha,..........................................,,,.,.naswar ka chemical formula kia he,..........................
[shoaib iqbal]
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| Posted By: shoaib iqbal - Jan, 04 2010 |
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| pathan ki shadi |
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pathan proposed girl.
girl. laikin main tumse 1 sal bari hun.pathan..... koi bat nai baji hum ap se 1 sal bad shadi kar le ga
[shoaib iqbal]
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| Posted By: shoaib iqbal - Jan, 04 2010 |
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| dagh |
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1 sardar jee shadi mein gay; khana khula to sardar jee ko khana dalny k liye plate na mili
sardar jee ny khana jhooli mein he dal liya jb 1 admi ny pocha k ap ny khana jholi mein kyun dala hai to sardar jee ny kaha: dagh to chala jaye ga ye waqat phr nai aye ga.
hahahahaha
moral:don''t forget the khana of mufat da. |
| Posted By: mahi - Dec, 31 2009 |
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| 5 rupee |
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2 dost jo ikathy school jaty thy 1 thin school late gay to
teacher ny pochha: school late kyun aye ho?
1 dost: mery 5 rupee gum ho gaye thy.
2 dost: main ny is k 5 rupon py paon rakha huwa tha.
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| Posted By: mahi - Dec, 31 2009 |
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| aamlate |
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teacher: aamlate kisy kehty hain?
student jo aam late k khaya jaye usy aam late kehty hain
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| Posted By: mahi - Dec, 31 2009 |
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| Sardar jee |
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Tchr:whats ur father doing
Sardar:I.C.S in summer & P.C.S in winter
Tchr:kya matlb?
Sardr:ice cream sale in summer
&
Pakoray chips sale in winter. |
| Posted By: Khattak - Dec, 23 2009 |
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| Daraz aur Faraz. |
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Meri MOhabat Ka Mazak Mat BanaO
''DARAZ''
Hyraan Mat HOn, I M ChOta BrOther Of ''FARAZ''... |
| Posted By: Ahmad - Dec, 16 2009 |
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| Pathan aur Pagal Khana. |
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Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
0313-6100313 |
| Posted By: Ahmad - Dec, 16 2009 |
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