| Teacher and Sardar |
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Teacher to Sardar : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated Two times.
Sardar : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara...
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| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Machine |
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A lie machine is bought.It works in the
following way.....
If the truth is told- the machine wont give any
sound
If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound
''KIRRRRRRRR...''
Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi
and one Sardarji.
Their correspondences are given infront of the lie
machine.Here it goes......
Bengali:- ''I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!''
Lie machine:- ''KIRRRRRRRR...''
Bengali:-''No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time''
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)
Madrasi:-''I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time''
Lie machine:- ''KIRRRRRRRR...''
Madrasi:-''No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time''
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)
S ardarji:-''I think....''
Lie machine:- ''KIRRRRRRRR...''
Sardarji:-''I think...''
Lie machine:- ''KIRRRRRRRR...''.
Sardarji:-''I think...''
Lie machine:- ''KIRRRRRRRR...''
Sardarji:-''I think...''
Lie machine:-'' ''KIRRRRRRRR...''
Sardarji:-''I think...''
Lie machine:-'' ''KIRRRRRRRR...''
Sardarji:-''I think...''
Lie machine:-'' ''KIRRRRRRRR...''
Sardarji:-''I think...''
Lie machine:-'' ''KIRRRRRRRR...''
Sardarji:-''I think...''
Lie machine:-'' ''KIRRRRRRRR...
SikanderHussain
Sikander686@yahoo.com
0321-9895835
0302-5564288
TopSecret |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Sardar Jee |
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Sardar watching star tv..
Beach mai advertizement aya ''aap dekh rahe hai ''star tv''..
Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hu.....
SikanderHussain
Sikander686@yahoo.com
0321-9895835
0302-5564288
--- TopSecret --- |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| SardarJee |
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Wen TITANIC was sinking, a man asks...
Sardarji, how far is LAND...? Sardar: 2kms.... Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way? Sardar: DOWNWARDS. . .
SikanderHussain
Sikander686@yahoo.com
0321-9895835
0302-5564288
...TopSecret.. |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Shairi |
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ye arzoo nahi ka kisi ko sataien hum.....
na tamanna ki ka kisi ko rulaien hum....
par dua hai Rab say......
jisko jitna yaad karty hay usko bi utna yad ayien hum....
SikanderHussain
Sikander686@yahoo.com
0321-9895835
0302-5564288
TopSecret....
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| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| friends |
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True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
The Golden words are Don''t cry in Love
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!
SikanderHussain
Sikander686@yahoo.com
0321-9895835
0302-5564288
TopSecret...
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| Posted By: Sikander - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Jump |
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!..
SikanderHussain
03219895835
03025564288
Sikander686@yahoo.com
TopSecret |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Film |
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New Paki film:
Aao Barbad Karin
Hero: Pervaiz Musharf
Herion: Benazir
Villon: Nawaz Sharif
Scriptd: In Dubai
Shooting: In Pakistan
Music By MQM
Action By: Pak Army
Suspence By: Chief Justice
Charactor Actor: Amin Fahim
Charactor Less Actor: Chudaries
Friendly Appearance: Saudi King
Comedian Sheikh Rasheed
Supporting Actor: Molana Fazul Rehman
Dancer: Shere Rehman & Kashmala Tariq
Finance By: Poor People of Pakistan.
SikanderHussain
Sikander686@yahoo.com
03219895835
03025564288
TopSecret |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Seven` |
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7 glances = 1 smile,
7 smiles = 1 meeting,
7 meetings = 1 kiss,
7 kisses = 1 proposal,
7 proposals = 1 marriage,
and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems..
SikanderHussain
Sikander686@yahoo.com
0321-9895835
0302-5564288
**** TopSecret **** |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Nawab aur Sardar |
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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
hehehhahahhoho
SikanderHussain
03219895835
03025564288
Sikander686@yahoo.com
(( TopSecret ))....
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| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Arz Kiya Han |
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EK DIN DOZAKH KI DEEWAR PER CHARH KAR JO DAIKHAY JANNAT KE NAZARAY
GHAUR FARMAIYE GA......
EK DIN DOZAKH KI DEEWAR PER CHARH KAR JO DAIKHAY JANNAT KE NAZARAY
SEHMI HUEE HOORON KE PEECHAY BHAG RAHE THEY MULLAH SAREY
hahahah
Sikander
Sikander686@yahoo.com
03219895835
03025564288
;;; Top Secret ;;; |
| Posted By: SikanderHussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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| Arz kiya han |
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ZAKHM e TANHAI DIKHAUN KISKO
TU NAHIN HAI NAZAR AAUN KISKO
SUB TABAHI KA SABUB PUCHTEY HAIN
MAIN TERA NAAM BATAUN KISKO
SikanderHussian
Sikander686@yahoo.com
03219895835-03025564288
TopSecret...... |
| Posted By: sikanderhussain - Jan, 27 2010 |
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