| chaleng for u |
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3 log khana kha rahy thy, achanak khany main koi cheez ghir gai
ab khana;;
1 ky liye haram hy
2 ky liye makroo hy
3 ky liye halal hy.
ap ko ya btana ya 3 log kon thy , oor khany main kia gira tha .
tell me my this nomber i am ur wait
aher pata kerna ho to bhi sms my nomber
shamshad alam
03007250960
03455551149
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| Posted By: - Aug, 14 2010 |
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| Atibar |
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aik kanwari larki apna test karwanay hospital gai. atifaq se us ka result kisi or se tabdeel hogia to doctor ne kaha: app tu 3 month se pregnant hain.
larki: hay!!!!! ab to ungli pe bhi aitbar nahi raha.........................
Mr.Khan
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| Posted By: - Aug, 06 2010 |
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| Before and After Marraige |
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Before Marriage - - -
Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave?
Boyfriend: NO! Don''t even think about it.
Girlfriend: Do you love me?
Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over!
Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girlfriend: Will you kiss me?
Boyfriend: Every chance I get!
Girlfriend: Will you hit me?
Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I''m not that kind of person!
Girlfriend: Can I trust you?
Boyfriend: Yes.
Girlfriend: Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.
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| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| Kiss |
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Girlfriend said to boyfriend: One kiss and I''ll be your forever.
Boyfriend: Thanks for the warning.
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| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| joke |
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Three life insurance salesmen of different countries were having a chat.
Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.
Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.
American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!
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| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| sweet insult 3 |
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
He is a living proof that man can live without a brain!
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Are you always so stupid or today is special occasion
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? |
| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| sweet insult 2 |
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I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.
I''d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Learn from your parents'' mistakes - use birth control!
I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. |
| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| Sweet insult |
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Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.
Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one |
| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| good wife |
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• A good wife always forgives her husband when she`s wrong.
Question . What do you call a woman who
knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
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| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| Sweet |
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• Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
2 hours later
Santa smses boss: Me OK, your wife very sweet.
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| Posted By: - Aug, 02 2010 |
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| film actress |
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ek film actress apne father ki wafaat kay baad ro ro kr behaal ho gai
taziyat kay liye aane walay producer ne chup krwatay hue usay kaha
sabar rakho dekho tum ne apni kia halat kr di hai
ACTRESS ; o ji yeh to kuch bi nahin hai . kash ap us waqt meri performance dekhtay jb janaza uth raha tha ..... |
| Posted By: - Jul, 23 2010 |
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| Aashiq |
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girl; kia tum mere aashiq ho ??
boy; han hoon
girl; to phir mjhey 1000 ka easyload bhej do
boy; main tumhara aashiq hun Ufone walon ka damaad nahin ... !! |
| Posted By: - Jul, 23 2010 |
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