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Costmer; Teri dukan Mathai ki hy ,tara dil mathai khany ko nahi kerta?
Pathan; Bohat kerta hy magher abba na khany sy mana kia hy,is liye sirf Chaat ker rakh data hoon
Khurram fsd 03018651149
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| Posted By: - Oct, 20 2011 |
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| Confusing |
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Most Confusing
Dubble Meaning joke..
Girl;
Aj office jaty he Boss Mujh pe Char gaya
Friend; kiun ?
Girl;
wo main late gai thi na .
Khurram fsd 03018651149
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| Posted By: - Oct, 20 2011 |
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| LIGHT |
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Muhabbat ho jye ;ya..........
Lightchali jye;......
Gal ek he hay.........
Ek wari te banda anna ho he janda aye''''''''
khurram fsd 03018651149
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| Posted By: - Oct, 20 2011 |
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| KILLER |
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I am killer. i kill people for mony.
Butt u r my friend, i kill u for free
Sana Mirza ..only shaire sms me
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| Posted By: - Oct, 17 2011 |
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A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.
The salesman mentioned, "Computers don''t need curtains."
The blonde said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"
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| Posted By: - Jul, 26 2011 |
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| Shadi Ka Chaska |
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Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon
Boy:Kyun?
Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi
2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.
nazia shaheen mobile num 03144768720
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| Posted By: - Jul, 25 2011 |
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| PAGAL |
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1 pakistani japan mein cooking k muqable mein khali pateeli mein chamcha chala raha tha.
japani;kya bana rahe ho??
pakistani; pagal.
Sidra Noor - Gujar Khan mobile num
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| Posted By: - Jun, 27 2011 |
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| Dhobi |
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Pathan Dhobi se: Istari k kitne paisy ??
Dhobi: 15 rupy..
Pthan ne 15 rupy rakhy or istari utha k dor laga di.. hahahahah
IF U LIKE SMSM ME ... sunny.0300-7437932
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| Posted By: - Mar, 04 2011 |
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| 4 everyone |
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Takat nahi mujh mai k Tuhjy duniya se cheen Loon....
WASI..
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Lekin KHUDA se mangny ka Haq to hai Mujhy..
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| Posted By: - Feb, 23 2011 |
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| FAIL |
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Sardar 2 his son: Tere result da ki banya?
Son: Headmaster Sab da putar FAIL ae...
Sardar: Tey tou???
Son: Doctor Saab da putar ve fail aye...
Sardar: Tey tera result ke aye????
Son: Khan Saab da putar vee fail hogya aye...
Sardar: Kaminaya main tera pochya ayee?
Son tey tou kera QUID-AZAM aye ? tera putar vee fail aye... hahahahahahaha
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| Posted By: - Feb, 06 2011 |
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| MOSAM |
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Aik sardar radio theek karwane gaya...
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Dukandar: Radio thek hai bs mosam ki kharabi ki waja se nai chal raha.
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Sardar: aye lay 100 rupaya mosam nawa pa dy...
hahahahhaaha
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| Posted By: - Feb, 06 2011 |
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| Zubeda aapaa |
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Ek pathan sochta raha sari zindgi sochta he raha sochta he rah or sochte sochte mar gaya.....
meri behn k 2 bhai hain to mera aik Q hai????? hahahahaha
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| Posted By: - Jan, 31 2011 |
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