| film actress |
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ek film actress apne father ki wafaat kay baad ro ro kr behaal ho gai
taziyat kay liye aane walay producer ne chup krwatay hue usay kaha
sabar rakho dekho tum ne apni kia halat kr di hai
ACTRESS ; o ji yeh to kuch bi nahin hai . kash ap us waqt meri performance dekhtay jb janaza uth raha tha ..... |
| Posted By: - Jul, 23 2010 |
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| Aashiq |
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girl; kia tum mere aashiq ho ??
boy; han hoon
girl; to phir mjhey 1000 ka easyload bhej do
boy; main tumhara aashiq hun Ufone walon ka damaad nahin ... !! |
| Posted By: - Jul, 23 2010 |
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| challeng |
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its challeng for u....
in alfaz ko terteeb dy ker btao.....
Aadnim (place)
Hinjan (Famous person)
Nsrkihfige (Bird)
Krca (Furniture)
Aspat (Food)
R u Genius tell me ,,,,
muskan noor 03006664737
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| Posted By: - Jul, 20 2010 |
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| be serious |
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perhai soch samj ker choena mery dosto.........
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kiun k..................////////////////////////
khota 25000 ka orr reerhi 10000 ki ho gai hy.
ohhh my GOD....................................
where is my books...........................................
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khurram
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| Posted By: - Jul, 19 2010 |
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| kanjoos |
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khudh ko ker kanjoos itna...................................
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k her sms bajhny sy pahly......................................
service center waly call ker k pochain................... paa G pakki gall ay ? pajna aye ya
sending fail ker daiyaan........
khurram
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| Posted By: - Jul, 19 2010 |
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| killer |
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i am killer . i kill people for money, butt u r my friend, i kill u for free.
khurram idrees
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| Posted By: - Jul, 19 2010 |
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| Ghenti |
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aik bacha aik ghar ki bell bajanay ki koshish ker raha tha k us ka hath nahi pohnch raha tha , aik baba ji ne pas ja ker bell baja di aur bola , Beta aur kuch? bacha bola BABA Nass oyeeeeeee
hahahahhahaha share jokes with me
Sidra Noor 0303-5073535 rawal pindi
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| Posted By: - Jun, 06 2010 |
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| wakeel |
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''wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.'' |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| Who Is The Leader Of Ducks? |
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''Pathan''s logic
Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?
Ans: ''Frog''
Why?
Because Frog Is
''MAINDUCK'' |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai. |
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''2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai. |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| pakistani to american tum chor |
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''Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain. |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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| Swimming |
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''Bush: Do U Knw Swimming?
Indian: No.
Bush: Dog iz better than U, It Swims.
Indian: Do U Know Swimming?
Bush: Yes
Indian: Then, Watz difference btwn U n DOG..
Bush: ????? |
| Posted By: - May, 11 2010 |
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