A little joke 4 a little laugh

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Rafia

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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in

his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address

and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile...

somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home

from her husband's funeral . The widow decided to check

her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and

friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his

mother on the floor , and saw the computer screen which

read:

====================================================

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Reached

Date: 9 June 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have

computers here now, and you are allowed to send

e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have

been checked in. I see that everything has been

prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward

to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful

as mine was.

Regards,

Your Loving Husband
Posted 01 Aug 2004

~Fragi~ says
Posted 01 Aug 2004

nice rafia......lolzzzz
come up wid some more....
Posted 01 Aug 2004

Rafia says
ok
i'll try
Posted 01 Aug 2004

gud.....:)
Posted 01 Aug 2004

Rafia says
hey myst
i can't get no more jokes but i got this game if u wana try it
it'a abit cray but
it's a little bit of fun
Posted 01 Aug 2004

Rain Man says
goodie one
Posted 01 Aug 2004

yeah sure rafia....i m ready
wat is da game temme
Posted 01 Aug 2004

Rain Man says
the game is only for mysty
wat about us
Posted 01 Aug 2004

i guess u guys can take part in it as well hana rafia
Posted 01 Aug 2004

Rafia says
yeah yeah u 2
it's just she requested 4 sumthing
and i cudn't do it
so
just wait
it's gona take a while
it's weird but it kinda works
Posted 01 Aug 2004

ok waiting
Posted 01 Aug 2004

Rafia says
u need a pen and paper and don't cheat

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.






2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.





3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.



NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!






4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th,

and 6th spots.







5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.




GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!






6. Finally, make a wish.









And now the key for the game.....

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.







2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.









3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.








4. You care most about the person you put in 4...








5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.






6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.









7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.







8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.







9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.






10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

did it work
if it didn't well
it was abit of fun
Posted 01 Aug 2004

ok i havent read it yet but lemme start it now
Posted 01 Aug 2004

Rain Man says
yea its cool...but damn it took me so long
Posted 01 Aug 2004

SanaSana says
super kool....................
Posted 01 Aug 2004

Rain Man says
lol...
Posted 01 Aug 2004

Rafia says
SouL pUnIsHeR said:

yea its cool...but damn it took me so long



well da obviously

na it was kinda spooky
vause i don't blieve in tis kinda superstitious stuff
but it was funny

c how nic i am findin this all 4 u
na my frind e-mailed me it
Posted 01 Aug 2004

its amazing...my worked.....
wow rafia...com up wid some more games like dis one if u can....
Posted 01 Aug 2004

Rain Man says
yes come up with more, so we can live in a fantasy world
jokin
Posted 01 Aug 2004

c'mon yas
Posted 01 Aug 2004

Rain Man says
i'm cool with the games...
Posted 01 Aug 2004

nice
Posted 01 Aug 2004

Rafia says
SouL pUnIsHeR said:

yes come up with more, so we can live in a fantasy world
jokin



ha ha
the only person who lives in da fantasy world is u

and mg i'll try an fin more
i hav got more but they're kinda rubbish
but if u want more
i'll ask my mates
Posted 02 Aug 2004

yeah sure y not...it will be fun....waisay kal wai really worked.....fantastic
Posted 02 Aug 2004

Rafia says
thank u thank u and sum more thank u
Posted 05 Aug 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
>Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the
>office
>
>**************************************************
>**************************************************
>
>A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to
>call one in particular
>She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
>
>**************************************************
>**************************************************
>
>Koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak
>bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
>dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
>
>**************************************************
>**************************************************
>
>Teacher : What is the chemical formulae of water ?
>Sardar : HIJKLMNO
>Teacher : What are you talking about ?
>Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O
>
>**************************************************
>**************************************************
>
>Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and
>closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes : Why are you
>doing this? Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
>
>**************************************************
>**************************************************
>
>Andhi Lungri & Gunji
>
>3 women were sitting on a bench.One was Andhi, The second one was Lungri &; the last was Gunji.
>
>Andhi : WOH DEKHO SAMNEY DARAKHT PER PHOOL LAGA HUA HAI!!!
>Lungri : MAIN BHAAG KER JAA KER LE ATI HOON!!!
>Gunji : HAAN AUR MAIN APNEY SAR MAIN LAGA LOON GI!!!
>
>**************************************************
>**************************************************
>
>Adha Pagal
>
>Teacher: hamaray mulk main 10 airport hain, 25 railway stations hain, 110 bus stations hain to meri age batao ?
>Student: sir 32 years,
>Teacher: oh brilliant, but how did u guess ?
>Student: my brother is 16 years old OR WO ADHA PAGAL HAI !!!!!!!
Posted 05 Aug 2004

miss_cool says
.its goodddddddd
Posted 14 Aug 2004

Rafia says
LOL
KEWL
Posted 15 Aug 2004

~Fragi~ says
nice jokes ..
Posted 15 Aug 2004

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