.. A sardar died and went to Heven. When he got to the Pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to advances in education on Earth.
In order to get admittance, prospective Heavenly soul must answer two questions
A) Name two days in a week which start with "T" ?
B) How many Seconds are there in a year ?
The sardar thought for few minutes and answered
A1. The two days in the week that start with "T" are 'Today' And 'Tommorow'.
A2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
St. Peter said "Ok", I'll buy 'today' and 'tomorrow' even though they are not the answers that I expected. but How did you get "12 seconds in a year",
The Sardar replied "Well... January 2nd.. February 2nd....
March 2nd
..and
so on....."
