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Which Type Is YOUR Woman?

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Fairl_Girl

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Which Type Is YOUR Woman?

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............

bolo bolo tell tell
Posted 09 Sep 2004
rao_buddy says
i like virus women
Posted 09 Sep 2004
BadShaH1 says
meri INTERNET woman hay!

bilkul mysterious andar se!
Posted 09 Sep 2004
rao_buddy says
bad one
Posted 09 Sep 2004
BadShaH1 says
no no!

her roz wo merey liey nai jesee.. alwayz makes u curious and interested
Posted 09 Sep 2004
Freddy says
meri tei RAM jesi hai zara idhar udhar hoyeee Ghayeeb
Posted 10 Sep 2004
Ashii says

me all in one
Posted 10 Sep 2004
Guest_005 says
hai moto aap to pehlay virus woman hua karti thi ..

ab all in one
Posted 10 Sep 2004
saieen says
humaru meh woh baat hay ju kise meh bhe nahi :$
Posted 10 Sep 2004
Ashii says
uff ho..
matlab k i keep changing,, but hamari perm situation virus woman ki hai
Posted 10 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
raja ji apki kaunsi hai
Posted 11 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
gimme more options
Posted 11 Sep 2004
saieen says
if u talk abt more options...ans is system halted..sooryy :p
Posted 13 Sep 2004
Rafia says
bichare boyz
alwayz talkin abt gals
Posted 13 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
ooooooooo
Posted 14 Sep 2004
Freddy says
rafia jee apnay allama Iqbal sahib farma geye hain .Wajooday Zun(girl) sei hai tasveeray kaynaat mein rung.......Hum theray Iqbal kay shaheen aab un kay kahay ko tu nahi taal saktay
Posted 14 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
Posted 14 Sep 2004
Guest_005 says
Fardia......U r v V Good yaar
Posted 14 Sep 2004
Guest_005 says
*janubabe said:

raja ji apki kaunsi hai






meri sab saya achi wali hai
Posted 14 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
OK
Posted 15 Sep 2004
Ashii says
abayy uluuuuuo
to wujood e zan ki tareef karo naaaaaaa
non stoppp tareeef

hum hama tan gosh hein
Posted 15 Sep 2004
Guest_005 says
Posted 15 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
SALL said:

abayy uluuuuuo
to wujood e zan ki tareef karo naaaaaaa
non stoppp tareeef

hum hama tan gosh hein

Posted 20 Sep 2004
Guest_005 says
kia hua
Posted 20 Sep 2004
sharara says
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

evry woman has an idea...
my ideal is...

ME
Posted 20 Sep 2004
BadShaH1 says
faradiya said:

rafia jee apnay allama Iqbal sahib farma geye hain .Wajooday Zun(girl) sei hai tasveeray kaynaat mein rung.......Hum theray Iqbal kay shaheen aab un kay kahay ko tu nahi taal saktay




Wajood zan se...

SIrf APPEArance of zan ki waja se..
Posted 21 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
sharara said:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

evry woman has an idea...
my ideal is...

ME

good
Posted 22 Sep 2004
Guest_005 says
hmmmm
Posted 22 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
koi bata nahi hoti to hmmm
Posted 23 Sep 2004
Guest_005 says
Jo Dil nay kaha ..WO main nay kia.....ab main kia karoooooon firrrrr....
Posted 23 Sep 2004
Xtreme says
Mine is a combination of a few of them, server and net come close.
Posted 23 Sep 2004
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