you know u r a Pakistani when.......

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faysal

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* Your house smells like fried onions.
* When you tell your parents you got 98% marks in
an exam, and theyask you what happened to the other two percent.
* You make tea in a saucepan.
* You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
* You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
*You have a 'Singer' sewing machine at home.
* Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
* You hide everything from your parents.
* Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
* You do all the housework and cooking if you re female.
* Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
* Everyone is a family friend.
* You were not that intelligent so you studied
computer science or business instead.
* You know no one who has! studied music.
* You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
* You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.
* You only make telephone calls after 6:30 PM.
* You like the meat well done.
* You eat onions with everything.
You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
* You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
* You say you hate Indian films (/songs) but secretly watch (/hear) them with your parents.
* You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.
* You order Pakistani food in English language to impress the people
you're with but the waiters don't understand you.
* You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite ###.
* You secure your baggage with a rope.
* You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all possible members of your family who have come to pick you up.
* You get very upset when airlines refuse to accep! t your luggage, which ust 80 lbs. overweight.

* You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.
* You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had
to walk miles just to get to school.
* You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.
* In addition to cooking, you also use oil as q grooming aid.
* You have annoying nicknames.
* Your mother measures wealth only in gold and diamonds.
* Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.
* Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.
* No one ever seems to call ahead of time to
say they are coming over for a visit.
* Your parents worry what other people will think
if you're not going to be a doctor or engineer

Posted 24 Jun 2003

quote:
Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

quote:
Originally posted by Princess of Hearts

SOME OF IT AIN'T TRUE..AND U ALL KNOW THAT

I AM A FEMALE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK, COMPARING ONE,AND THE MARKS ONE IS TRUE FOR ME...NOTHING ELSE...

MY HOUSE DOES NOT SMELL LIKE UNIONS...IF IT DID..I WOULD RUN AWAY CAZ I CAN'T STAND UNIONS....DISPICKABLE EWW



Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho ... [bandit]



YES????????????

I DON'T LIVE IN PAK EITHER..SO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE OTHERS
Posted 29 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
* You were not that intelligent so you studied
computer science or business instead.



hahahahahahhaahhahaha
Posted 29 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
quote:
Originally posted by Princess of Hearts

quote:
Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

quote:
Originally posted by Princess of Hearts

SOME OF IT AIN'T TRUE..AND U ALL KNOW THAT

I AM A FEMALE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK, COMPARING ONE,AND THE MARKS ONE IS TRUE FOR ME...NOTHING ELSE...

MY HOUSE DOES NOT SMELL LIKE UNIONS...IF IT DID..I WOULD RUN AWAY CAZ I CAN'T STAND UNIONS....DISPICKABLE EWW



Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho ... [bandit]



YES????????????

I DON'T LIVE IN PAK EITHER..SO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE OTHERS


Thts Good .. So Where Do Ya Live Then .. I Mean In U.S.A .. [bandit]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

quote:
Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

quote:
Originally posted by Princess of Hearts

quote:
Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

quote:
Originally posted by Princess of Hearts

SOME OF IT AIN'T TRUE..AND U ALL KNOW THAT

I AM A FEMALE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK, COMPARING ONE,AND THE MARKS ONE IS TRUE FOR ME...NOTHING ELSE...

MY HOUSE DOES NOT SMELL LIKE UNIONS...IF IT DID..I WOULD RUN AWAY CAZ I CAN'T STAND UNIONS....DISPICKABLE EWW




Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho ... [bandit]



YES????????????

I DON'T LIVE IN PAK EITHER..SO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE OTHERS


Thts Good .. So Where Do Ya Live Then .. I Mean In U.S.A .. [bandit]



BORN VIRGINIA,RAISED VIRGINIA,CURRENTLY IN VIRGINIA AND PROBABLY DIE IN VIRGINIA[xx(]
Posted 30 Jun 2003

~Fragi~ says
paki r best
Posted 30 Jun 2003

faysal says
yeah what ever we do [:D] PAKI'S r the best.
Posted 01 Jul 2003

U GOT THAT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Posted 01 Jul 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
quote:
Originally posted by Princess of Hearts

quote:
Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

quote:
Originally posted by Princess of Hearts

quote:
Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

quote:
Originally posted by Princess of Hearts

SOME OF IT AIN'T TRUE..AND U ALL KNOW THAT

I AM A FEMALE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK, COMPARING ONE,AND THE MARKS ONE IS TRUE FOR ME...NOTHING ELSE...

MY HOUSE DOES NOT SMELL LIKE UNIONS...IF IT DID..I WOULD RUN AWAY CAZ I CAN'T STAND UNIONS....DISPICKABLE EWW




Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho ... [bandit]



YES????????????

I DON'T LIVE IN PAK EITHER..SO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE OTHERS


Thts Good .. So Where Do Ya Live Then .. I Mean In U.S.A .. [bandit]



BORN VIRGINIA,RAISED VIRGINIA,CURRENTLY IN VIRGINIA AND PROBABLY DIE IN VIRGINIA[xx(]



Y [?]
Dunchya Like Pakistan ... [bandit]
Posted 01 Jul 2003

desidude says
quote:
Originally posted by Princess of Hearts

SOME OF IT AIN'T TRUE..AND U ALL KNOW THAT

I AM A FEMALE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK, COMPARING ONE,AND THE MARKS ONE IS TRUE FOR ME...NOTHING ELSE...

MY HOUSE DOES NOT SMELL LIKE UNIONS...IF IT DID..I WOULD RUN AWAY CAZ I CAN'T STAND UNIONS....DISPICKABLE EWW


dat's y it's called stereotypical comment!![:P][:P][:P]
Posted 01 Jul 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
HAHAHAHHAHAAA [:D]
Posted 01 Jul 2003

sanam411 says
HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!ANYWAYZ!:p:p
Posted 19 Jul 2003

romani says
MOST OF HIS IS GENERAL STUFF THAT EVERYONE DOES LIKE

'You have annoying nicknames.
Posted 19 Jul 2003

ya pakiz r the best[bandit]
Posted 19 Jul 2003

~Fragi~ says
no doubt mr nice guy
Posted 20 Jul 2003

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