* Your house smells like fried onions. * When you tell your parents you got 98% marks in an exam, and theyask you what happened to the other two percent. * You make tea in a saucepan. * You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it. * You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes. *You have a 'Singer' sewing machine at home. * Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years. * You hide everything from your parents. * Your mother does everything for you if you are male. * You do all the housework and cooking if you re female. * Your relatives alone could populate a small city. * Everyone is a family friend. * You were not that intelligent so you studied computer science or business instead. * You know no one who has! studied music. * You went to a university as far away from home as possible. * You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished. * You only make telephone calls after 6:30 PM. * You like the meat well done. * You eat onions with everything. You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup. * You fight over who pays the dinner bill. * You say you hate Indian films (/songs) but secretly watch (/hear) them with your parents. * You teach Westerners swearwords in your language. * You order Pakistani food in English language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you. * You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite ###. * You secure your baggage with a rope. * You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all possible members of your family who have come to pick you up. * You get very upset when airlines refuse to accep! t your luggage, which ust 80 lbs. overweight.
* You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family. * You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school. * You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go. * In addition to cooking, you also use oil as q grooming aid. * You have annoying nicknames. * Your mother measures wealth only in gold and diamonds. * Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting. * Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids. * No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit. * Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor or engineer
madmax
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some of it r true but not all
quote:Originally posted by faysal
* Your house smells like fried onions.___wrong * When you tell your parents you got 98% marks in an exam, and theyask you what happened to the other two percent.___well i never got more then 93% marks and my parents never ask me why ask them * You make tea in a saucepan.___ nah we make tea in pateela lol * You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.___wrong * You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.___wrong *You have a 'Singer' sewing machine at home. ____correct * Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.___wrong * You hide everything from your parents.___correct * Your mother does everything for you if you are male.___correct * You do all the housework and cooking if you re female.____wrong well what servents r for * Your relatives alone could populate a small city.___correct * Everyone is a family friend.___wrong how every one * You were not that intelligent so you studied computer science or business instead. ___wrong well i hate studies so dont want to study * You know no one who has! studied music.___correct * You went to a university as far away from home as possible.___wrong well university is too far from my home so i will have to go to far for it if it was nearer then vice versa lol * You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.____may be correct * You only make telephone calls after 6:30 PM.___wrong when ever i like to * You like the meat well done.___yes i like meat * You eat onions with everything.___not everything but love onions You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.___wrong * You fight over who pays the dinner bill.___correct * You say you hate Indian films (/songs) but secretly watch (/hear) them with your parents.___wrong i watch it and like indians movies * You teach Westerners swearwords in your language. ___wrong * You order Pakistani food in English language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.___wrong * You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite ###.___wrong * You secure your baggage with a rope.___wrong * You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all possible members of your family who have come to pick you up.___correct * You get very upset when airlines refuse to accep! t your luggage, which ust 80 lbs. overweight. ___wrong well i should know that airlines rules that how much luggage should i carry or i have to pay extra money for that extra laggage
* You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family. ___well i am royal so the have to treat me like that * You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school. ___well to earn money it isnt easieat thing to do so when you earn it by yourself u will learn that your father was right * You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.___correct well i wear chappal at home so if i am going out then i have to * In addition to cooking, you also use oil as q grooming aid. __wrong * You have annoying nicknames. ___not annoying but when you do call your loves one you call them different names well we at home call big brother a name and he likes that name * Your mother measures wealth only in gold and diamonds.___true * Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting. ___true but they dont push they ask there son * Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.___may be true but every one should do that that isnt a bad thing to do * No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit. * Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor or engineer ____true well every parents have right they want to see there son or daughter to be in a good situaton[colored][colored]
DesertBoy
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umm...i bet someone was peekin into my life for the last ten years......and came up withthese bits.....all of em fit in with me whether i lived in Dubai or whether i live in Chakala[:D]....onions, chiili sauce, and cmputer science are a part of life now[:P]...heheheh......
faysal
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these r 100% correct i went to airport to recieve and i saw a couple taking a mini tandoor to dubai can anyone imagine that????.....trust me [:D] * You secure your baggage with a rope. * You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all possible members of your family who have come to pick you up. * You get very upset when airlines refuse to accep! t your luggage, which ust 80 lbs. overweight
faysal
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these r 100% correct i went to airport to recieve and i saw a couple taking a mini tandoor to dubai can anyone imagine that????.....trust me [:D] * You secure your baggage with a rope. * You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all possible members of your family who have come to pick you up. * You get very upset when airlines refuse to accep! t your luggage, which ust 80 lbs. overweight
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quote:Originally posted by sweetie
yesh [:I] isnt it trueeeee.. lol.. ham pakitaniyon k ghar yehee to hota hae.. so embarassing na [:I]
Actually it's not embarassing!! everyone has their own lifestyle and dis is ours!!! Plus if u look at all dese goraiz and kalai'z they'r even worse dan us!!! dey'll fight over just couple of cents!!! and I could go on and on 'bout dat!!
DesertBoy
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quote:Originally posted by sweetie
yesh [:I] isnt it trueeeee.. lol.. ham pakitaniyon k ghar yehee to hota hae.. so embarassing na [:I]
heheh..issi Pakitaniyon ke ghar main annay kay liyay martay hai yeh goray aur kalay.....our house matches those of the Arabs, Afghans and Persians a lot..more than it does with the indians.......indians have become westernized.....but we remain eastern and enjoy big families.....one of the reason i grew up in life happy and contented was that i lived ten initial years of my life close to my dada and my nana and all my khalas and mamoos.......so that was fun....and well, our lifestyle is fun...i wouldnt wanna want to trade it with a gora lifestyle[:P]
DesertBoy
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quote:Originally posted by sweetie
yesh [:I] isnt it trueeeee.. lol.. ham pakitaniyon k ghar yehee to hota hae.. so embarassing na [:I]
heheh..issi Pakitaniyon ke ghar main annay kay liyay martay hai yeh goray aur kalay.....our house matches those of the Arabs, Afghans and Persians a lot..more than it does with the indians.......indians have become westernized.....but we remain eastern and enjoy big families.....one of the reason i grew up in life happy and contented was that i lived ten initial years of my life close to my dada and my nana and all my khalas and mamoos.......so that was fun....and well, our lifestyle is fun...i wouldnt wanna want to trade it with a gora lifestyle[:P]
BoRnFl_iRt
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quote:Originally posted by faysal
* Your house smells like fried onions. * When you tell your parents you got 98% marks in an exam, and theyask you what happened to the other two percent. * You make tea in a saucepan. * You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it. * You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes. *You have a 'Singer' sewing machine at home. * Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years. * You hide everything from your parents. * Your mother does everything for you if you are male. * You do all the housework and cooking if you re female. * Your relatives alone could populate a small city. * Everyone is a family friend. * You were not that intelligent so you studied computer science or business instead. * You know no one who has! studied music. * You went to a university as far away from home as possible. * You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished. * You only make telephone calls after 6:30 PM. * You like the meat well done. * You eat onions with everything. You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup. * You fight over who pays the dinner bill. * You say you hate Indian films (/songs) but secretly watch (/hear) them with your parents. * You teach Westerners swearwords in your language. * You order Pakistani food in English language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you. * You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite ###. * You secure your baggage with a rope. * You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all possible members of your family who have come to pick you up. * You get very upset when airlines refuse to accep! t your luggage, which ust 80 lbs. overweight.
* You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family. * You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school. * You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go. * In addition to cooking, you also use oil as q grooming aid. * You have annoying nicknames. * Your mother measures wealth only in gold and diamonds. * Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting. * Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids. * No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit. * Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor or engineer
Well Me Dun Live In Pakiland .. So Me Dunno ... [bandit]
