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^^Chemistry Of Women^^




~~~CHEMISTRY OF WOMEN:~~~




Symbol:-
it's denoted by "w"






Occurance:-
it's found where men exist






Preparation:-
a by-product of humanity but can also be synthesized with
cosmetics,gold ornaments,beautiful colours and other valuables.






Physical Properties:-
1)multicoloured
2)often sour, rarely sweet
3)harmless at room temperature and pressure but deadly poisonous
under certain conditions
4)density is extremely variable
5)freezes at nothing but boils at anything!!
6)melts if properly treated
7)very tender to rough handling







Chemical Properties:-
1)possess great affinity for things like gold,diamond etc
2)reacts voilently with above mentioned things if kept in contact
3)decolourizes if kept with more beautiful-looking ladies
4)soluble in even dilute "flatterous acid"
5)when mixed with other members of the same species,produces a
buzzing sound!!
6)radioactive in nature






Uses:-
1)most powerful reducing agent
2)highly ornmental
3)used as catalyst for improving low spirits
4)used as slow n SWEET poison
5)smooth and refreshing action
6)also be used as a good disturbing agent






Precautions:-
1)very little capacity of handling secrets,beware of it!
2)take care of it's automatic system of SHEDDING TEARSsss!!!!!









take care
Chao






Posted on 10/23/2004 8:12:07 AM

)take care of it's automatic system of SHEDDING TEARSsss!!!!!



take care

Posted on 10/23/2004 3:11:35 PM

AOA..........we too much do Tarash........
but............they shedded then too.......


doing take care



take care
Chao

tarash:
)take care of it's automatic system of SHEDDING TEARSsss!!!!!



take care

Posted on 10/24/2004 8:10:47 AM

aap apna kaam karein

us ka to automatic system hai na

Posted on 10/24/2004 9:24:24 AM

AOA......i know Automatic hai apne matlab ka..........



take care
Chao

Posted on 10/25/2004 7:42:02 AM

yeh automatic system bhi apni marzi se chalta hai

Posted on 10/26/2004 3:39:17 PM

AOA........its not an automatic System........its Emotional Black Mailing system..................


take care
Chao


tarash:
yeh automatic system bhi apni marzi se chalta hai

Posted on 10/27/2004 7:56:43 AM


Posted on 10/31/2004 9:21:43 PM

supid u havent stated the
apparatus n chemicals
required for this experiment

Posted on 11/1/2004 12:50:50 PM

one of most important Apparatus is Women
Chemical hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think their Tears


Mephistopheles:
supid u havent stated the
apparatus n chemicals
required for this experiment

Posted on 11/9/2004 8:59:45 AM

if tears then its no good experiment

Posted on 11/10/2004 5:33:27 AM

hmmmm i agree

Posted on 11/10/2004 11:52:58 AM

u see I have opinions of my own—strong opinions—but I don't always agree with them.

Posted on 11/11/2004 5:48:18 AM

i disagree with u and this means i disagree with myself..that doesnt mean iam confused but i like changing..when there's no change life ceases   

Posted on 11/11/2004 5:54:05 AM

i stated this thing yesterday n today i dont think like that...

Posted on 11/11/2004 5:58:18 AM

i know only Change is Constant

Posted on 11/11/2004 7:42:12 AM

poor knowldge

Posted on 11/11/2004 12:00:38 PM

tum se matlab?

Posted on 11/13/2004 9:09:12 AM

yeh kia hota hai ?

Posted on 11/13/2004 9:24:50 AM

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