Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall.
Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt.
Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.
Plans for Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Tom: I want 2 b a doctor.
Tina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Tony: I want 2 help Tina.
Johny again...
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning
and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating,"My name is Suzy, and when become a lady I would like to have a baby if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart boy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a damn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think I can."
