Stupid Questions

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      1. At the movies:
                  When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

      -> movie dekhne hi aya ho ga aur kia race ke liye aya hai....
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In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?



        -> nahin usay bohat maza aya hoga..
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At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.


-> Why? Would it rather have been you?


Posted 01 Nov 2004

hah-hah-hah
funny
Posted 05 Nov 2004

Freddy says

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George
Posted 05 Nov 2004

paki_fan says
nice
Posted 07 Nov 2004

Freddy says
Posted 07 Nov 2004

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 07 Nov 2004

SupidGuy says
lambi posts se parhaiz karien!
bcoz lambi cheezon se Jahaz(earoplane) takra jate hein

Wizarat-E-Post Hakoomat-E-JB



Posted 16 Nov 2004

saieen says
goood....:D
Posted 21 Nov 2004

paki_fan says
SupidGuy said:

lambi posts se parhaiz karien!
bcoz lambi cheezon se Jahaz(earoplane) takra jate hein

Wizarat-E-Post Hakoomat-E-JB




Posted 30 Dec 2004

paki_fan says

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:- nahin.. jadu se haath a gaya




At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed.




When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?

nahin... jogging ker raha tha




When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
nahin woh kisi pagal se shadi ker rhai hai
Posted 30 Dec 2004

dost19 says
Posted 31 Dec 2004

paki_fan says
Posted 31 Dec 2004

ONLYARBAB says
salam



Posted 01 Jan 2005

Fairl_Girl says
lolol
Posted 03 Jan 2005

BadShaH1 says
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:- nahin.. jadu se haath a gaya


hehehehe
Posted 03 Jan 2005

paki_fan says
to aur yaar...

Posted 04 Jan 2005

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