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Admission Open to Paradise



   Eligibility Criteria:
            


(i)                   Muslim
(ii)                 Belief in ALLAH as well as in the Holy Prophet (PBUH)
(iii)                Belief in the Day of Judgement.




   Rules and Regulations:




(i)                   Admission will be based on open merit
(ii)                 There will be no self-finance scheme
(iii)                Reserved seats for Shuhada.
(iv)               Only those will be allowed to enter, who get their result cards in right hands
(v)                Those who get their result cards in left hand will not be eligible for the admission in Paradise.




    Examination Procedure:




(i)                   Practical examination is your life time.
(ii)                 Viva will be conducted on the Day of Judgement.
(iii)                First question will be asked about prayer
(iv)               Final merit list will be displayed on the same day.
(v)                No supplementary exam will be held.




    Suggestions:




        This world is an examination hall, you do not know the time when the “Malak-ul-Maut”, will take away your answer sheet. In order to make sure your success, you must attempt your paper with great care and must perform your practical examination with great concentration. For syllabus, please consult Holy Quran and Hadeeth.
        You are much worried about this life, this world is just like a drop and the life of hereafter is like an ocean. Now the choice is yours.




    Note:

        Just imagine if your name is not in the list of selected candidates???




Read it and understand it...I hope it will work somehere for someone, ameen.




Posted on 11/11/2004 11:26:00 AM

you didn't mention about Cast!

Posted on 11/11/2004 11:33:03 AM

any cast wud do
nobuddy's gonna ask u of ur cast

Posted on 11/11/2004 12:33:13 PM

MP

Posted on 11/11/2004 12:34:27 PM

mp what
miltary police ?

Posted on 11/11/2004 1:06:35 PM

nice one supidguy....

cast idher hi reh jayega... wahan sub eik hain.... millionair aur ghareeb sub eik



mp aap ne naam itna lamba rakha is liye mp for short....
aur yeh cigrat pee rahe hain roze main

Posted on 11/11/2004 1:09:03 PM

call him meffy but not MP!!!!!!

Posted on 11/11/2004 1:18:34 PM

ok jee...

kyon koi khaas reason....

Posted on 11/11/2004 1:21:58 PM

yani kay bilkul freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!..........phir tu mein 2 loon ga

Posted on 11/11/2004 1:25:39 PM

shaista:
aur yeh cigrat pee rahe hain roze main


see i quitted but dont call me a quitter...


Posted on 11/11/2004 2:47:30 PM

little correction

Eligibility Criteria:
(i) Muslim
id say MOMIN

Posted on 11/11/2004 2:58:21 PM

mp cigrat choor kar gun utha li... ab kia kahein hum

Posted on 11/11/2004 2:59:20 PM

faradiya:
yani kay bilkul free!..........phir tu mein 2 loon ga


fredy it seems that u mingled cast with cost i thought kay u just missed the 'e' from the caste but it aint the case...

Posted on 11/11/2004 3:01:25 PM

self defence u see !
there r persons who r preety carnivores
and some r herbivores as well*(supidguy)*etc

Posted on 11/11/2004 3:09:35 PM


Posted on 11/11/2004 3:12:42 PM

come to Subject JBianz!
and Sall wat do u mean ke Id say Momin???
can u explain me a lil bit?

Posted on 11/12/2004 8:43:12 AM

my name is on the hell's gate

Posted on 11/23/2004 6:30:48 AM



hey Biker dont say like that yaar.......


He Is Most Beneficial & Most Merciful





Cheers!


Posted on 11/23/2004 10:43:24 AM

surely He is the one..

Posted on 11/23/2004 1:51:39 PM

BiKeR:
my name is on the hell's gate


hell doesnt have a gate i suppose..open for all free entry..lolz

Posted on 11/23/2004 2:01:41 PM

SupidGuy:


hey Biker dont say like that yaar.......


He Is Most Beneficial & Most Merciful





Cheers!



yes He is Most Beneficial & Most Merciful,but i always expect the unexpected

Posted on 11/24/2004 4:51:38 AM

.. nice one..

Posted on 11/24/2004 6:22:14 PM


Posted on 11/25/2004 5:22:38 AM



hey Bikar why ur Thumbs Down Buddy????
may i know the Reason????



Posted on 11/25/2004 10:17:34 AM

SupidGuy:


hey Bikar why ur Thumbs Down Buddy????
may i know the Reason????




thumbs up ka mood nahi tha pehlay
lo abhi le lo

Posted on 11/26/2004 4:46:46 AM


Bhayaa mood se nahi Dimaagh se kaam lia karien...


ham ek reply dekh kar bhage bhage aate hein post parhne


aisa nahi kia karoo bhaai......




Posted on 11/26/2004 5:01:23 PM

supid u appear to be an xtra caring lad..dil pay mat lay yaar marjainga..yeah

Posted on 11/27/2004 6:01:29 AM


yara MP ghalt kia naa uss ne????




Mephistopheles:
supid u appear to be an xtra caring lad..dil pay mat lay yaar marjainga..yeah

Posted on 11/27/2004 10:27:05 AM

sorry

Posted on 11/27/2004 8:24:56 PM

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