FUNNY STUFF!!!

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sanam411

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ALRIGHT.... LISTEN TO THIS FUNNY STUFF I WAS READING THIS ARTICLE ON PAKWATAN.COM....and it was about u know whats happening around Lollywood...about the MODELS...what they are upto....so anywayz i read about IMAN ALI...how she is the cover girl of SUNDAY 100th issue...umm and about ZQ..how she is gonna perform at the AZAADI show to be held at the presidency.....

alright herez the funny party...im going to paste the exact words from the article...its funny....

Humari LOLLYWOOD DIVAS ...NIRMA AND RESHAM...SAD VERY SAD!!.:

NIRMA    
     Designing for Nirma and Resham for their performances is proving to be the hardest task of all. When I called Nirma to get her measurements, she had no clue what I was talking about.

The only size she could give me was one I didn't really want to know. Had to remind her gently that I was her designer, not a Kuwaiti sheikh.


RESHAM MEETING URMILA FOR THE FIRST IN THE BUS!....CAN IT GET ANY EMABARASSING THEN THIS!!!

Which reminds me of a little nugget my mole in Lollywood recently told me about Resham. During the shoot for the dosti video with Bollywood actress Urmila, the first thing Resham uttered in the bus at Wagah border was, "yeh dekho meri nai Rolex, genwen hey, poore bara lakh ki, tumhari paas kaun si ghari hey?" The chamma chamma girl was absolutely floored, and later took aside one of the production managers to ask her if she was sure Resham was really a leading movie star of our country. Sigh..so much for these girls being our ambassadors abroad PROUD OF YA RESHAM...KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK


IF U GUYZ WANT TO READ THE ARTICLE.....HEREZ THE LINK...ENJOY

http://pakwatan.com/main/fashion/article_detail.php3?t1=360
Posted 22 Dec 2004

nirma, resham, meera yeh sab jahil hei.. lollywood jahilo se bhara huwa hai
Posted 22 Dec 2004

sanam411 says
lol!..yeah!!....
Posted 22 Dec 2004

MR PERFECT says
nirma's an allstar, and so is resham. lol
Posted 22 Dec 2004

sanam411 says
hahahah YASSER!!...


HOW U DOIN BOI!!
Posted 23 Dec 2004

scotchtape says
very funny but how reliable is it?
Posted 23 Dec 2004

sanam411 says
i read it on PAKWATAN!......i pasted the link!!..read the whole article!!..its funny!!...come on man its resham!....shez well u know......she CAN say something stupid like that!.....thats resham...our LOLLYWOOD *DIVA*.....
Posted 23 Dec 2004

MR PERFECT says
no man. saima's our lollywood diva. lol (j/k)

i'm doin aiight zunaira jee! wats new and xciting 4 u these days?!
Posted 23 Dec 2004

sanam411 says
awsome!.....having fun!..enjoying.....my winter break!....*sigh*....so wuts up YASSER JEE!...howz life.....howz everything....
Posted 23 Dec 2004

MR PERFECT says
same old same old.....work, work and more work.

any plans for x-mas? i bet ur all set 4 boxing day?!
Posted 23 Dec 2004

scotchtape says
sanam411 said:

i read it on PAKWATAN!......i pasted the link!!..read the whole article!!..its funny!!...come on man its resham!....shez well u know......she CAN say something stupid like that!.....thats resham...our LOLLYWOOD *DIVA*.....



lol i dont know much about resham so i guess it could be true but the writer's asimyar tiwana( iread this on sundaytimes a while back) and you never know if it's just a rumor.
Posted 23 Dec 2004

guest. says
OMG..
So embarrasing..
thz r representatives of PAk   
Posted 23 Dec 2004

sanam411 says
i know what u mean scotchtape!....


but its funny

poor resham!!!
Posted 23 Dec 2004

Fairl_Girl says
lol
Posted 23 Dec 2004

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